My neighbors on line profile
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Posted:Feb 22, 2016 6:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2016 5:16 am
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Good morning, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face.
I was home on Saturday, I had the opportunity to speak with my neighbor, about his online dating profile.
He is the one that has the online profile stating he is widowed.
I asked him, when did you kill the old lady.
She still looks alive and well to me. I did see her going in and out of the house a few times.
He laughed, he goes, oh she knows that I fuck around on her.
Like I said, until I hear it from her mouth, no.
It's like I told him, dude you are taking care of her in every way. And yet you're out there looking for playtime.
I looked at him and said I get nothing out of the situation if I step into it.
He tells me he feels sorry for her. La blah blah blah
I tell him I pretty much hear this story on a daily basis from man I meet online. Or in real life.
I know there are women out there that don't care, but I do. Most of the time. I'm not a saint, and I do have my plan B's.
Have a great day.
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Thank god for plan b
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Posted:Feb 21, 2016 6:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2016 6:08 am
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Good morning, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face. I know mine is there.
I was able to spend Saturday night at the house this weekend . I head back out again in a couple hours.
On Friday, I sent plan B a message just for the hell of it. I said I'm home on Saturday are you free. His response: I will be getting in from my state, around 10 o'clock.
My response: I'd like to see you if you're not too tired.
His response: I will be to your house around 10.
I asked him to be after 10. I told him I was going to be in Lexington watching the UK game with friends. We had some drinks, we have some smoke, and some snacks.
His respone: if you're tied up we can do this another time.
My response:, hell no. Between your schedule, my schedule, your roommate, and my roommate, who the hell knows when we get to do this again.
We both showed up around 10:30.
When we were finished there were pleasure juices on the side of the bed, down the side of the bed and on the carpet, his face, me, and other places.
All I can say again is thank God for plan B.
We both fell asleep with secret smiles on our faces. How wonderful.
Have a great day.
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The bar at the end of the road
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Posted:Feb 17, 2016 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2016 5:34 pm
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Good evening, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face. so far this week not on my face but that would be my choice.
The great thing about it, is that the bar is within walking distance of the hotel if I need it to be.
When you go to the bar, and you start speaking with somebody, you go are you a local or are you a traveler.
There are a lot of travelers, but there are a lot of locals as well.
I like the place. It's a great place to meet people. It's a great place to relax after work, the help is wonderful, the food is good, and the patrons are awesome.
I like it, it is a great place for meet and greets as well.
I go to the bar to do my paperwork. I have a couple beers n leave. It gives me some time for adult conversation as well. It sure is better then the hotel room.
Unless it's for playtime.
It's basically my safe bar, I won't pick anybody up at the bar but I will enjoy my time there. I may meet somebody at the bar or I may bring somebody to the bar. The only one that gets to go home with me is someone I bring to the bar with me.
I'm sure everyone of us has our favorite watering hole. And memories from that watering hole.
What are your memories from your favorite watering hole.
Have a wonderful evening.
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Fwb
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Posted:Feb 15, 2016 6:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2016 5:33 am
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Good evening, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face.
I'm going to give you my definition of FWB, and FB.
To me, if you are friends with benefits with me, we will enjoy regular play time, and we will do things together. It may just be a beer or a weekend somewhere, or a sporting event, talking and laughing, or nothing at all. But to me friends with benefits is enjoying time with each other but nothing more of a commitment than that.
If we are fuckbuddies, we pretty much have play time. And nothing else.
My FB's, and my FWB keep in contact with me on a periodic basis.
I had a meet and greet, we both agreed we would do a FWB thing. I sent him a message the next morning telling him I enjoyed the night before. I didn't hear from him. I thought okay, I'll put it behind me and move on.
Two and a half weeks later I get a message on Polyamory Date. Then he called, but the phone is in another room.
A few days after that he text, then he calls.
I'm like dude I haven't heard from you since we had sex together. He goes I'm contacting you now. I'm thinking Yeah right you're fucking horny.
I told him I expected some sort of contact. He was dumbfounded like I have to talk to you between the times I want to fuckyou.
I'm like this ain't gonna happen. You have a good life.
How much communication do you have with your FWB, or your FB. I believe its whatever you too are comfortable with. As for me, it'seems part of the deal.
This is an update since all the comments here. 2 people if they are involved in each others lives in any way I believe should have some sort of communication. If you don't, then why would you be involved with each other. Unless that is what you prefer.
If that was going to be the case I could just pick up a stray every night. And with that being said they still communicate with me. Go figure.
Have a good night.
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Holidays
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Posted:Feb 13, 2016 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2016 5:50 am
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good evening I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face. If not, I know it's a little early and I hope you're working on it.
I had to work today. I'm at the hotel relaxing.
I have been in retail stores all week. It's a little hard to miss all the candy, the flowers, the cards, the stuffed animals, and all that other stuff, oh hell I forgot the jewelry.
Don't get me wrong, I am one of the biggest saps for holidays. I love the holidays, that includes your birthday.
However, when you are single. sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on a little bit of something.
It would be great to know that I might get taking the dinner, have some flowers sent to me, along with a card or maybe some jewelry or some candy or something that my special person would know that I like.
I do realize I can buy any of his stuff at any time, but it makes a person feel special when its gifted to you.
The hotel is having a Valentines dance tonight at 9 o'clock. Guess what I'm going to do. I'm going to the Valentine's Dancestors and I'm going to enjoy the hell out of myself.
First, however, I am going to make sure I smoke some weed so I'm high as hell, and, I may open a beer.
I'm sure I won't be the only single person there.
Here's to the holidays, and may you have somebody give you a little something special.
I will let you know how the dance and this evening went later.
You have a good evening, and I hope that you are somebody's special Valentine.{=}
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It's on the internet it has to be the truth
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Posted:Feb 11, 2016 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2016 6:15 am
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good evening, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face. If not I hope you are working on it.
I told you all about my neighbor about 6 or 7 months ago the one that said he can fuck me anytime I wanted it. He said his attached woman said it was okay. Right. And no, I have not.
Today i saw he put a profile on another dating site. On the profile he said he is widowed. He said he wants to get married. He has a picture of him with a little girl, who is actually his attached woman's granddaughter. He has no biological .
I saw his attached woman last week chasing the dogs around outside with a fly swatter. Maybe she died since then making him a widower.
I just keep thinking wow, wow. I know the true person, and I have read the profile.
I know people make stuff up, but shit. Why bother if you're on with that person for any period of time it's all going to come out.
I have found out over the years many are not truthful here, especially about their relationship status.
I wonder how much truth there is.
Have a great night. Secret smiles.
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My new plan b
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Posted:Feb 7, 2016 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2016 6:19 am
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Good evening, she said with a sexy smile. I hope this finds you, with that secret smile on your face.
I came up with this epiphany a couple days ago. And I thought it would make a great blog. So, here we are.
Normally, when I have anybody basically from 20 to 40 hit on me, i usually dismiss them.
Yesterday, I had this 21 year old hit on me. I replied with one of my standard replies. He replied back, pleading his case. I started thinking about it, and said you know what, why dismiss somebody because of their age.
They're unattached, making them readily more available. They would make an excellent plan B.
That doesn't mean I am going to do a 21 year old. It's just a thought, if there is a younger guy and their is mutual interest, I would consider making him plan B.
I believe I'm going to put this to the test. When I do, I will let you know how it works out.
You have a most wonderful, pleasurable evening.
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How am I supposed to act.
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Posted:Feb 6, 2016 7:18 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2016 5:43 am
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good morning, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face.
I spent the night at my friend Sharon's last night, drank a couple of beers had a little smoke and had girl chatter.
Sharon took the time to sign up online on another dating site. Good luck with that.
I keep telling her it doesn't matter what sites you are on. This one is interesting most of the time. You gotta love the variety of people here.
A couple nights ago, I was at Applebees in Cincinnati. This happens to be a mixture of travelers and locals. Not a bad place to hang when I am working away from home and at that particular part of town.
We are all drinking, laughing, and just bullshitting*. There is a guy that is part of the group, and does not know me. He looks at me and says I don't think you want one person.
I let that slide. I don't know the guy, and I'm really not being out of the way or or rauncy or nything. I wasn't hitting or trolling for anyone.
He pops up and says you are in the top 10%. You are the whole package. What are you doing here.
I was doing paperwork for the day, enjoying a beer and adult conversation and I don't know where the hell he came up with all that shit.
And, he informed me i had a potty mouth. I wasnt haging a conversation with him. And yet again he says I am the whole package what am i doing there. I shouldn't be out there in that casual looking atmosphere.
I'm thinking what the fuck, where is all this coming from. He finally says I'm horny. Wow. Like I said I wasn't out of the way what so ever.
I finally looked at him and said dude, you don't know me and don't insult me.
He explained to me that he thought I was lowering myself for various reasons.
I was like seriously, I'm just out here minding my own business blah blah blah blah blah. to me that was a puzzler. .
I was just being me. I wasn't trying to impress anybody. And I personally could have gave a shit about his opinion.
I eventually left and headed back to the hotel room. I did look back at the evening, I was not out of the way at all.
I don't know why he felt it needed to be said but it was and I thought about it. And obviously I blogged about it.
Have a great day.
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My picker is off
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Posted:Feb 4, 2016 7:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2016 3:22 pm
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Good evening, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face.
I thought I was going to have one, but obviously it didn't happen.
One of the things that actually pisses me off, is when a person tells you they're going to do something, and then they don't. It could be for any reason or another.
I talk to you for a while online. We had a meet and greet. We like each other. Friends with benefits was, was what was decided.
I understood that we were seeing each other tonight . No, that was not to be.
Instead you're going to talk to me on the phone when you're supposed to be where I am at the moment. I don't think so.
It's like I told you when I met you, I don't chase. Either you want to be, or you don't. It's very simple. I believe that goes for anybody.
I don't know what's up this week, but I have had this happen two times.
Obviously my picker is off.
I hope some of y'all are having better luck than I am.
Have a great night.
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I'm the fiance type
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Posted:Feb 1, 2016 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2016 5:07 am
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Good evening, she says with a sexy smile. I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face. If not I hope the hell you're getting it there. Because you know what, I'm not at the moment. But this shit is about to end.
When I first started online dating. I used to have a lot of men look at me and say you are the marrying type. I was like, what is the marrying type. Regardless of, I did want to have play time.
Recently, I was told I was the fiance type. I like that a lot better. I feel like I have evolved a bit.
In the end when all is said and done, I do want to be in a monogamous relationship of some sort.
Until then, I will enjoy myself. But that being said, I'm glad I went from the marrying type to the fiance type. I believe the fiance type is more fun.
Regardless, I would be an awesome partner.
What type are you.
Have a good evening.
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When you cut one
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2016 8:18 pm
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Good evening, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face.
I already know I'm going to hear a lot of shit* from some of you on this one.
So, we all have to pass gas/ fart at certain times. It'seems part of life.
Many times you are not near a bathroom.
There I am, auditing one of my retail accounts, and there you go. I had to. I'm in the back of the store.
I look around, nobody.
Yes, I did rip one. I will be dammed, if some woman all of the sudden appears.
I'm like, fuck.
She leaves and comes back, only to smell wind again.
I was not finished. I cut a couple more rapid fire. And guess what another woman comes strolling up. Oh, well.
So, my question to you, we all have done it.
Where were you when you cut one, and someone strolled up.
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Are you plan a or plan b
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Posted:Jan 21, 2016 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2016 11:36 pm
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Good evening, I hope this finds you with a secret smile on your face. If not I hope you're about to get it there.
Plan A is someone you put above everybody else.
Plan B is someone you put anywhere you want to in the pecking order.
I let all my Plan B's know that they are Plan B up front. That's only the right thing to do.
What pisses me off, is when you think your plan A, and you're actually plan B.
And yes, we know when we are your Plan B.
So, are you plan A or plan B.
It's okay to be Plan B, as long as you know up front.
Have a good evening.
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We had crappy winter weather for a couple days
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Posted:Jan 15, 2016 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2016 7:22 pm
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Good evening, I hope this finds you with that secret smile on your face. If not I hope you have plans to get one put there.
We had our first taste of true winter for a couple days this week. Snow, ice, 2 degree weather, cold, windy, icy, and dumbass drivers.
Need I say anything more.
I grew up in northern Wisconsin, so the snow, the cold air, the eyes, and everything associated with it does not scare me. What scares me are the other dumb ass drivers out there.
I have to go in and out of accounts all day long so I decided to dress appropriately for the weather.
This was my view while driving down a two lane road from Springfield Ohio to Wilmington Ohio. The telephone poles and signs were my guide post.
This is what I wore underneath those coveralls.
It may have been colder then shit outside but I was still going to look good while I worked.
When I entered the store I took off the coveralls, what I left the store I put them back on.
I did get a lot of fun comments. Which I expected.
All in all it was a crappy day, but I did get a few chuckles and smiles, and I made it back to the hotel room safely.
Then I went to the jacuzzi, drank a beer and got high.
How was your first official snow day.
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