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 Welcome to Sexy TIMES!This blog will report various, often random and sometimes dubious thoughts, quirks, observations, trivia, tales, questions, dreams, rants, opinions, truths, musings, stories, lies, hopes, moans, fantasies, etc in the hope of tempting you to get involved. Our mission is to put the facts in the public domain! Please feel free to write a letter to the editor at LETTERS TO THE EDITOR. Back issues of Sexy TIMES are available at INDEX OF BACK ISSUESSexy TIMES editor: spunkycumfun, Esq. Sexy TIMES proprietor: Rupert Murdoch Sexy TIMES executive designer: [blog cherimore] The editor and, of course, the proprietor take no responsibility for accuracy of the content, nor any responsibility for the propriety of how the content was gathered. Otherwise, Sexy TIMES subscribes to the highest ethical standards of journalism. |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013
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Posted:Dec 30, 2012 1:44 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2014 4:29 am
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We want to wish you a very Happy New Year.
We are off to Amsterdam for the New Year. When we get back early next year, we'll post a report of our antics in the city of pleasure!
What are your plans for the New Year?
Whatever you do, we hope you have a good one.
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THE VOYEUR
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Posted:Dec 30, 2012 1:40 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2013 1:21 am
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What is the man in the background thinking?
We are not good voyeurs of others having sex; we like having not watching sex!
Do you like watching others having sex?
Have you had any notable voyeur experiences, either watching or being watched?
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SMALL PENIS SYNDROME
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Posted:Dec 29, 2012 9:59 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2014 10:46 am
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In Tom Bower's authorised biography of Simon Cowell, Sweet Revenge, it was not only revealed that Cowell had an affair with Dannii Minogue and criticised Gary Barlow's too scripted performance on The X Factor, but also that Simon Cowell:
- dyes his hair
- waxes his chest
- has regular Botox injections
- wears tooth caps
- only uses black toilet paper
- has regular colonic irrigations
- has regular blood vitalising at a LA hospital where he is placed on a vitamin drip
- has built a trick pathway at his £20m Beverly Hills home so that it looks as if he's walking on water
Sharon Osborne on the US chat-show, The Talk, said that Simon Cowell may suffer from small penis syndrome. This syndrome is a psychological condition when men believe that their penis is too small; quite often such men have an average or even above average penis size.
Studies show that 85 per cent of women are happy with the size of their partner’s penis and 15 per cent of women are unhappy with the small or large size of their partner’s penis. Specialists highlight that the small penis syndrome is not the same with the micro-penis condition, which is a physical condition.
Extensive research shows that the average erect penis size is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches in length) and between 4.7 and 5.1 inches in girth). The micro-penis is a penis less than 2.75 inches in length. Specialists have found that very few men have a micro-penis, but, almost 45 per cent of men wish they had a bigger penis.
Why do so many men want a bigger penis?
Do you want a bigger penis?
What do you think of Simon Cowell?
Have you ever used black toilet paper?
Have you ever had a colonic irrigation?
[NB The quotation on the photo above is taken from Hugh MacLeod’s Ignore Everybody book.]
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INDECENT PROPOSAL
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Posted:Dec 28, 2012 9:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 11:20 am
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Indecent Proposal was a 1993 film starring Robert Redford and Demi Moore. The key plot was an 'indecent proposal' from John Cage (Robert Redford) to Diana Murphy (Demi Moore), who was married to David. Diana's husband needed money for a real estate project. John Cage offered a million dollars to have sex with Diana. She agreed.
Carlos (not so-) Slim is a Mexican business tycoon. He owns America Movil, the largest mobile phone network in Latin America. He is the world's richest person worth well over $70 billion, despite losing $1.7 billion as share prices tumbled last August.
If he offered half his fortune to you for an expenses-paid luxury weekend of unrestrained sex (and companionship) with you, would you accept his offer?
Carlos Slim makes it clear in his 'indecent proposal' that he expects oral sex, vaginal sex (if a woman) and anal sex, but he will not expect kissing. As he is a married man, he also expects you to sign a non-disclosure agreement.
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NUTS
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Posted:Dec 27, 2012 8:47 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2014 3:31 am
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Brazil nuts that we eat are not nuts but seeds contained in a much larger coconut-shaped nut. Brazil nuts are difficult to cultivate because only one species of bee can pollinate the plant, and that bee will only pollinate if there is one type of orchid growing in the area.
More Brazil nuts are grown in Bolivia than Brazil.
Brazil nuts always rise to the top in a box of muesli or a bag of mixed nuts and, despite research, no one knows why.
Worringly, Brazil nuts are also radioactive, as are bananas.
More worringly, if a man eats Brazil nuts before sex, through insemination he can trigger an allergic reaction in a woman if she has a nut allergy. Brazil nuts, are the only nuts that infiltrate man's semen!
Do you like Brazil nuts?
Do you have a nut allergy?
Have you noticed that Brazil nuts rise to the top in a bag of mixed nuts?
Inside is a picture of some Brazil nuts!
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STRAP-ON FUN
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Posted:Dec 26, 2012 11:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2022 4:06 am
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When I first saw this clip, I thought it was a woman riding a man cowboy-style. But when I looked at the mirror image, I realised it was a woman riding a woman cowboy-style.
The shoes and the strap-on!
Have you used a strap-on?
Would you use a strap-on?
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WEIGHTY MATTERS
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Posted:Dec 25, 2012 11:17 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2022 7:46 am
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These are not baubles for the Christmas tree. They are ball-weights for the testicles!
My most intense sexual pleasure was when my then girlfriend used ball-weights on me. Naked, I was strapped to a St Andrew's cross. After some teasing, she attached a ball harness to me. A ball harness is like a studded collar around a cock.
More teasing followed. I was very hard. She then attached one small ball weight to the collar. The pleasure intensified. I was getting even harder. She then attached a second weight to the harness. I was in heaven. A third weight was attached. Screaming, I was ready to cum. She attached a fourth and then a fifth weight. Cruelly she left the room for a while, leaving me in an extremely ecstatic but frustrated way! She returned.
With ball-weights, the difference between pain and pleasure is very fine. One moment, it is total pleasure and, then, in another moment, the pleasure wanes as the weight causes pain. That is the time to reduce the weight-load!
Have you ever tried ball-weights? If so, what was it like?
Would you like to try ball-weights?
Inside are a few more pictures of weight-training!
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POKER FACE
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Posted:Dec 24, 2012 11:23 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2015 5:59 am
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Dr Jack Berdy, a New York doctor, has recently introduced Pokertox, a programme of Botox and facial fillers designed to enhance a player's poker face. He claims that this programme will help hide any sign of facial emotion that may tell other poker players on whether the Pokertox-ed player has a good or bad hand.
The doctor consulted poker players about their ‘tells’, the unconscious signals they give off to other players in the game of poker. "Some people might get a card they like or don't like and raise their eyebrows," Berdy said. "If that's the common reaction, we can put Botox in certain areas to minimize them."
Other facial signals on the face may include a tendency to squint or curl the corners of the lips. Berdy said Pokertox can also help poker players to bluff. "We can also put Botox in areas to make it look like the player has a 'tell' they really don't have," he said.
For poker-mad Berdy, Pokertox was a way to make lots of money, not least because an application only lasts a few months, thus requiring regular applications to keep the player’s poker face. So far, poker players are resisting his programme of Botox.
Josh Hale, who has competed on the World Poker Tour, thinks Pokertox may be many years too late. "The game has moved on from bluffs, and is more analytical these days," he told The Huffington Post. "Players might look at physical tells, but they are relying more on betting patterns and bet sizing."
[source: The Huffington Post, 20 November 2012]
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Do you play poker?
Do you have a poker face?
Would you consider having Pokertox?
Do you think Joan Rivers would be a very good poker player?
Have you had, or would you consider, having Botox to change your facial appearance?
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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Posted:Dec 23, 2012 10:49 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2014 9:03 am
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In this picture of four people having sex, there is a blow-job, doggie sex, cowboy sex, double penetration, a spit-roast and breast play, plus men with socks on! What more can you want!
Is there something we've missed?
How would you describe this position?
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BERING (IS NOT) STRAIT
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Posted:Dec 22, 2012 9:32 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2014 3:31 am
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In his book, Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That?, Jesse Bering describes himself as a "godless, gay, psychological scientist with a penchant for far-flung evolutionary theories".
Bering observes that, compared to other primate animals, human males have large penises. Also human penises have pronounced coronal ridges, whereas other primates' penises are more shaft-like. He argues that the shape of the human male penis, during sexual intercourse, creates a vacuum-like effect in the female vagina, which helps to remove the sperm of a competitor male. He concludes that the human penis is an evolutionary tool to increase a man's (and to reduce other men's) chances of insemination. Bering further believes that the shape of the human penis proves that humans are not evolutionary designed to be monogamous.
Also, according to Bering, pubic hair is "furry advertising" of sexual maturity. He also argues that public hair protects against sexually transmitted diseases and claims that the fashion for pubic hair removal is linked to increases in the rates of sexually transmitted diseases.
Bering examines why men's testicles that are so vital for reproduction are positioned in a very vulnerable place.
Conventional wisdom states that the testicles lie outside the main body to keep cool (and retreat inside the body to keep warm). But Bering suggests that testicles, like male peacock's feathers, act as a signal of sexual prowess to onlooking females.
Finally, Bering reports a research project that found gay porn stimulated erections in 80 per cent of homophobic men but only 34 per cent of non-homophobic men surveyed.
What do you think of Jesse Bering's views?
If you have balls, do you like parading your testicles?
If you like men, are you attracted at looking at their testicles?
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MERRY XMAS 2012
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Posted:Dec 21, 2012 11:47 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2014 4:30 am
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We want to wish everyone a Merry Xmas (and Happy Holidays).
After nearly three months of blogging, we want to thank people for viewing and commenting on our blog. We hope Santa gets you all lots of nice and some naughty presents! We love presents!
xxx
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THE VIRGIN MARY
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Posted:Dec 20, 2012 9:08 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2013 10:45 pm
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In October this year, a 20-year old Brazilian woman, Catarina Migliorina, auctioned off her virginity for a charitable cause on the Virgins Wanted website. She sold her first sexual encounter to a Japanese man for $780,000, with rival bids from an Indian and two American men.
The student denied on the grounds that she sold her body only once. She also planned to use the auction monies to building homes for poor families in Brazil. She also agreed to film the encounter for an Australian documentary. She said: “The auction is just a business, I’m a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area”.
The Virgins Wanted website stated: “The female virgin will undergo a medical examination by an accredited gynecologist and provide the winning bidder with medical evidence of her virginity. The virgin must provide a document from the gynecologist that certifies her claim to virginity.” The highest bidder will be refrained from ‘kissing the virgin’, but will receive a ‘certificate of consummation’ after the experience.
Is it okay to sell your virginity?
When did you lose your virginity?
How did you feel when you lost your virginity?
Are you still a virgin?
If your date said s/he is a virgin, would you be glad or sad?
I lost my virginity at the quite late age of 18. It was an ordeal because it followed a couple of failed attempts. Also, the mother of my then girlfriend walked in, requiring me to quickly jump off and hide behind the bed. Fortunately, her mother was drunk so my girlfriend could persuade her that she was imagining things. When I got back home, I stripped off naked to look at my no longer chaste body. I felt more normal; a rite of passage had been marked! I also felt like that when I went to my first football match without an accompanying adult!
It has been estimated in a large US study that 5 per cent of men and 2 per cent of women are involuntarily celibate - that's a lot of virgins not by choice!
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GUNS N' ROSES
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Posted:Dec 19, 2012 9:51 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2013 10:47 pm
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In the recent and saddening aftermath of the Newtown gun massacre in Connecticut where 26 people died, gun reform is back on the political agenda in the US.
Gun massacres are not just an American thing, though there have been lots of gun massacres in the US, eg the 1999 Columbine High School massacre (13 dead), the 2007 Virginia Tech massacre (32 dead), and this year’s Aurora cinema massacre (12 dead).
Outside the US, 77 people died in gun massacre on Utoya Island in Norway last year. In 1982, 57 died in the Sang-Namdo gun massacre in South Korea. In 1996, 35 died in the Port Arthur gun massacre in Australia. In the UK, 16 people died in the Hungerford gun massacre in 1987, 17 people died in the Dunblane massacre in 1996, and 12 people died in the Cumbrian shootings of 2010.
After each gun massacre, there is a depressing cycle – widespread demands for gun reform, government proposals for gun reform, organised lobbying against gun reform, no (or limited) gun reform, and then back to the start after the next massacre. It is not easy to achieve gun reform because of the politics of gun reform - mainly, a very organised gun lobby (eg the National Rifle Association in the US) and the problems of changing laws (eg the Second Amendment to the US constitution gives individuals the right to bear arms’). We guess this is why the US President, Barack Obama, in the wake of the Newtown massacre, can only promise “meaningful” not decisive action.
The American science fiction writer, Robert A Heinlein once wrote: "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." Inspired by this quote, The Polite Society was formed in 2003 to train people how to use guns through shooting events held around the US.
Heinlein’s quote, to us, just seems perverse. One way to reduce gun killings, and admittedly not the only way, is to reduce the number of guns in circulation.
Should gun use be controlled?
Should citizens have the right to own and carry weapons?
Will gun reform happen in the US?
In 2995, the American comedian, Larry the Cable Guy, released an album called The Right to Bare Arms. We like this idea!
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