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BENEFITS SUPERVISOR SLEEPING
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Posted:Jan 13, 2013 12:00 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2013 10:27 am
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Above is the Benefits Supervisor Sleeping painted by Lucian Freud, widely acclaimed as one of the best British artists, in 1995.
Do you like this painting?
The painting is a portrait of Sue Tilley, a then social security benefits supervisor. Lucian Freud called her, 'Big Sue'. He described her body as "flesh without muscle", which "has developed a different kind of texture through bearing such a weight-bearing thing".
The painting held the world record for the highest price paid for a painting by a living artist, of £17.2 million ($33.6 million). It was sold at Christie's in New York in May 2008 to Roman Abramovich, a mega-rich Russian and owner of Chelsea football club.
Lucian Freud is rumoured to have fathered as many as forty , though only fourteen have been identified.
Do you like art? If so, what type of art do you like?
What art do you have in your home?
What art do you have above the fireplace (or equivalent) in your lounge?
What art do you have above your bed?
Below is a photo of Sue Tilley posing for Lucian Freud.
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CLIT RINGS
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Posted:Jan 12, 2013 11:29 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2013 6:42 am
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From people we've met on this site, men seem more keen on clitoris piercing than women, which is perhaps not surprising as men don't have a clitoris to pierce!
According to Vale and Juno in their Modern Primitives book, clitoris piercing is of relatively recent origin. Clitoris piercing is also not very common. Jim Ward, an American body-piercer and founder of the gay S & M New York Motorcycle Club, has only performed about six clitoris piercings in over 10 years.
Far more common than the piercing of the clitoris is the piercing of the clitoral hood - see photo above. It is claimed that a clit ring can make sex far more stimulating.
Have you, or your partner, got a clit ring?
If so, did the clitoral piercing hurt?
Would you, or your partner, want a clit ring?
Have you had sex with someone who has a clit ring?
Is sex better with a clit ring?
Inside is a photo of a female with lots of rings!
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WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?
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Posted:Jan 11, 2013 11:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2016 2:37 pm
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What else do you see?
Maybe this will be different for men and women! Maybe not.
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ESS AND EMM
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Posted:Jan 10, 2013 11:48 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2017 2:56 am
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This is the place where we went for an unforgettable sexual experience. Below is the wheel where I was tied to for ball weights to be applied, plus the bench to be strapped onto for us to be spanked!
Ess & Emm is not a club nor hotel but a bed-and-breakfast cottage with a difference. It describes itself as the “UK's Finest Bed, Breakfast and Dungeon Hire, Rental and Fetish Accommodation.” It is run by a dominatrix, Mistress Katya.
The cottage is situated in a small village in Warwickshire. You hire the cottage for the evening, daytime or as many days as you want. You do not share the cottage with anyone else, except for those you have invited.
The cottage caters for BDSM but is brilliant even if you are not into BDSM. On arrival someone will give you a guided tour around the cottage, but after this tour you will be left alone.
Downstairs there is a kitchen, bathroom and dungeon. The kitchen is stocked with food for breakfast, plus wine and chocolates, and there is an oven and a microwave, plus saucepans etc, for those who want to cook.
The bathroom is a wet room with a shower. The bathroom also contains various naughty bits and pieces, including medical equipment to play with!
The dungeon is a large room which is extensively equipped (eg a cage to be locked up in, a dildo-chair to sit on, a bench for spanking, a wheel to be strapped to, a rack to be tied to) and decked out with various paraphernalia (eg spanking instruments, outfits).
Upstairs there is an en-suite double bedroom, a shower room, and a large room overlooking the dungeon, which is full of various electrical equipment (eg a fucking machine).
There is also a patio garden that is not overlooked by any neighbouring houses. One of the nicest things about the cottage is that you can do anything you like without anyone seeing or hearing you.
The cottage is a very short walk away from a nice village pub that serves meals. As strangers to the very rural village, we felt everyone in the pub knew we were perverts as why else would we be there!
The cottage is a luxurious (and expensive) retreat. We felt like in a sweet shop; so much to see and do in so little time. It was an unforgettable experience! Its visitor’s book tells us that others felt the same as us. Pure sexual indulgence!
Have you stayed in a similar place?
Would you stay here?
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BODY PERFECT
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Posted:Jan 9, 2013 11:50 am
Last Updated:May 30, 2013 7:05 am
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Above is a fine specimen of a man ... but he's damaging me! I do not have his sculpted body. Rather than a six-pack, I have an extra third nipple! Would I want his body? Well, if I woke up in the morning with his body, I wouldn't want to go back asleep in case it was a dream.
There is a lot of research on the effects of the media portrayal of female bodies on women, especially girls. But perhaps men are similarly affected by the portrayal of male bodies in the mass media.
One of the most sexiest things about a person is their acceptance of their body. Someone who is comfortable with their body is often someone who is most comfortable sexually.
How important is your body in your life?
What is the best thing about your body?
Are you happy with your body?
If not happy, what would you change about your body?
How important is someone else's body to you?
Do you admire bodies?
Unilever-owned Dove often make great play of using ordinary people as models advertising its soaps. But Dove's photos are always retouched to make the models' bodies appear more 'perfect'!
Inside is a touched-up and an untouched-up photo of Dove models.
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SHAGNASTIES AND RUDESTERS
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Posted:Jan 8, 2013 9:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2013 4:28 am
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This video clip is strangely hypnotic!
A shagnasty is a person who will have sex with people regardless whether that person finds them attractive or not.
A rudester is a relatively unattractive person a shagnasty intends to have sex with.
Are you a shagnasty or even a rudester?
Do you know of any shagnasties or rudesters?
Rudester is also a sex dating site, or as it terms itself, "an adult social network for people who love sex."
Are you a member of any sex dating sites other than Polyamory Date?
If so, what sites have you joined and how do they compare to this site?
We are only members of Polyamory Date, despite the site's many problems!
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THE NHL LOCKOUT
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Posted:Jan 7, 2013 11:43 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2017 11:39 am
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So the NHL lockout has ended ... until the next one!
Since moving to Nottingham a few years ago, I have become a massive ice hockey fan. In the UK, it is ice hockey; in America, it is hockey. In the UK, hockey means field hockey.
My team, Nottingham Panthers, are the oldest ice hockey team in England and the best supported in the UK, but we are the team that everyone else hates! We are sponsored by a trade union, the GMB, which I take pleasure from - better to be on the side of taxpaying organised labour than non-taxpaying big business!
With the NHL lockout, a handful of top players came over to the UK to play ice hockey. The Nottingham Panthers picked up Anthony Stewart, a fourth-liner from Carolina Hurricanes. He was okay, but nothing special. In the previous NHL lockout of 2004/2005, we picked up three NHL players, one of whom, Nick Boynton, was the best player I've ever seen. He went on to play for the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup-winning team.
The UK's Elite Ice Hockey League has ten teams, mainly from the North. At its best, the standard of ice hockey in the UK is about AHL-standard. It's the top league in the country, because teams are allowed the most imports. The import players, mainly American, are better but they often need time to settle as rinks here are bigger here than in America.
The Nottingham Panthers have never won the league since 1956! We are top now and playing well. Maybe this will be the year. We have just re-signed David Alexandre Beauregard - see photo above. He is the most consistent player I've seen - 40 goals a season plus much more. He only has one eye after an ice hockey accident. He scored the winning goal for the Panthers in the last two play-off finals.
I know sport is not everyone's cup of tea. But if you do like sport and you like sport that's skilful, fast and tough, ice hockey is the sport for you!
Are you an ice hockey fan or, if not from the UK, a hockey fan?
As I don't have an NHL team to support, what team should I follow?
If not an ice hockey fan, what is your sport?
Let's go Panthers!
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SPANKING FUN
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Posted:Jan 6, 2013 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2013 1:39 am
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She looks a bit sore!
We like a bit of spanking. We like using the bare hand!
The difference between pain and pleasure is such a fine difference when sexually aroused. The feeling of wanting to be spanked more and harder is very arousing and frustrating at the same time. The trust involved in spanking enriches the sexual relationship.
Do you like spanking?
If so, hard or soft?
Have you made someone red or have you been made red by spanking?
Do you like being the spanker or the spanked?
Do you have any spanking instruments in your collection?
Our most amazing spanking experience was at a cottage in the Midlands in the UK. The cottage, called essandemm and run by a dominatrix, was a fully-equipped BDSM bed-and-breakfast establishment! We will post more details of this cottage at a later date.
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MAGNUM FOR SALE
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Posted:Jan 5, 2013 7:57 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2013 10:16 am
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Not a gun, not champagne, not the rock band, not the ice cream and not the private investigator played by Tom Selleck, but photographs of naked (or nearly naked) people!
In November, Sotheby’s sold a series of prints, themed as The Nude and owned by the Magnum Photos Endowment Fund at an auction in Paris. The photos portraying nudity were taken by leading Magnum agency photographers, such as Robert Capa, Susan Meiselas and Marc Riboud.
Below is a photo of Jayne Mansfield having a bath taken by Inge Morath:
Are you a keen photographer?
Do you like looking at photographs?
What sort of photos do you like taking or looking at?
What is the difference between an erotic and a pornographic photo?
Sorry standard members, but inside are other photos from the Magnum collection, including photos of Marilyn Monroe, Brazilian transsexuals and a Moldovan stripper. The fantastic collection of erotic photos can be easily found online.
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POST-ORGASM
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Posted:Jan 4, 2013 12:07 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:56 am
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The refractory period is the recovery phase after orgasm during which it is physiologically impossible for a man (or woman) to have additional orgasms.
According to research, the average refractory period for men is 30 minutes, though the time varies considerably between men. 18-year-old men have an average refractory period of about 15 minutes, while men in their 70s take about 20 hours. Research has shown that some men take days to recover from orgasm and a few men need no time to recover before having sex again.
Do you need a rest after orgasm?
If so, what is your recovery time after orgasm?
It is widely believed that women do not have a refractory period and are capable of multiple orgasms. However, many women need a rest after sex because further sex is not arousing or is even painful due to clitoral hypersensitivity after orgasm.
Have you had multiple orgasms?
If so, what is the most number of repeated orgasms that you have had?
Post-orgasm men are often uninterested in sex; the penis may be hypersensitive making sex painful. Research suggests that hormones released during ejaculation repress the hormone, dopamine, which is responsible for sexual arousal. These two hormones, oxytocin and prolactin, are the reasons why men need a rest after orgasm.
This means that men should no longer apologise for having a rest after sex; they can blame their hormones!
Serge Stoleru, a French government scientist, found that men fall asleep after orgasm because their brains shut down. His research found that the cerebral cortex, the thinking part of the brain, switches off during orgasm and other parts of the brain tell the brain to deactivate all sexual desire after orgasm.
This explains why men have problems thinking after having sex. But it cannot explain why men have problems thinking before having sex!
Do men think with their cocks when sex is on the agenda?
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HOOKED-UP
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Posted:Jan 3, 2013 10:15 am
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2013 9:25 am
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For many years, Polyamory Date has performed a vital, and much appreciated, service in bringing people together. We proudly present the 40 best hook-ups that this site has made happen.
At number one is Ryan oneal and alimacGraw ready to do their own sequel to the 1970 film, Love Story.
Coming in at number two and yet another tear-jerker, there is dyingman, an American man who has "no idea why I am doing this ... I guess motels are boring", but willing to "move for the right person", he has relocated across the Pacific to hook-up with a Hong Kong woman called DyingGirl, who just "wanna someone love and care me".
At number three, we have uglyman, a Detroit man looking for "those freaky ladies", and uglywoman, a Maryland woman], who met each other on this site and have since set up home in the UK as uglytwo.
The other top hook-ups are the following:
4 barackobama and michelleobama
5 adam and theants
6 joseph and Mary
7 STARSKY and hutch
8 demisroussos and nanamouskouri
9 lesliephillips and ding Dong
10 CliffRichard and suebarker – did they do it?
11 kendodd and the diddymen
12 JayZ and beyonce, who is now a male
13 morecambe and wise
14 noddy and bigears
15 missus slow comb and leavemy Pussyalone, for a remake of Are You Being Served?
16 stanlaurel and oliver Hardy
17 jeanpaulsartre and simonedebeauvoir, for the sake of existentialism
18 Admiral Nelson, who always had an eye for swinging, and LadyHamilton
19 richard madeley and judy finnegan
20 hughgrant and Divinebrown
21 bruceforsyth and nicetoseeyou, toseeyou, niece
22 waynerooney and grannysex
23 harrycallahan, played by clinteastwood, and GoAheadMakeMyDay
24 ryangiggs and brothers wife
25 tarzan and cheeta
26 Reggie and ronnie kray
27 BENNY and miss diane – did anyone else like Crossroads?
28 jack and thebeanstalk
29 jonathan woss and russell brand
30 johntravolta and olivianewtonjohn
31 ronaldbiggs and Detective Chief Superintendent jackslipper
32 garybarlow and robbiewilliams
33 Bill clinton and monicalewinsky
34 tommy coopher and justlikethat
35 andymurray and ivanlendl
36 tonyblair and cherie BLAIR
37 MaxMosley and fascist dominatrix
This list of top 40 hook-ups is testimony that Polyamory Date works! The site is the place to be for celebrity hook-ups.
Please let readers know of any other celebrity hook-ups on the site.
Have you met anyone on this site?
Have you had sex with anyone from this site?
STOP PRESS: we have just been informed that JohnWayne bobbitt has hooked-up with his severed, "short/thin" cock found in India!
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A GIMP
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Posted:Jan 2, 2013 9:19 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2013 6:23 am
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In the world of BDSM, a gimp is a sex slave. A gimp is usually a submissive male, though can be a submissive female. The gimp often wears a hood (or a mask) and sometimes wears a body suit made from latex, rubber etc.
The gimp outfit appeared in a scene in the Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction film. Gimp suits also appear in many videogames, eg Grand Theft Auto.
Have you ever worn a gimp suit?
Would you wear a gimp suit?
What would you do if your partner wanted to wear a gimp outfit or wanted you to wear a gimp outfit?
A gimp is also a derogatory term for someone who is disabled and an insult for someone who is incompetent. GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) is also a software programme for editing and retouching images.
Inside is a gimp skimping on his outfit!
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AMSTERDAM
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Posted:Jan 2, 2013 1:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2023 9:08 am
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We're back from Amsterdam. Amsterdam is pleasure city - above is the red light district nestled within bars, restaurants, canals and beautiful merchant houses.
It is illegal to smoke a cigarette inside a bar but legal to smoke a cigarette outside. Yet it is legal to smoke a spliff inside a coffee shop but illegal outside! There is currently a battle over buying cannabis and smoking spliffs in Amsterdam coffee shops. At present, it is decriminalised but there are legal moves afoot to prevent non-Dutch people buying and smoking in coffee shops.
Amsterdam is a very compact city, easy to walk around (about 30 minutes from one end to the other end of the city centre) and with an excellent tram system. The key to finding your way around Amsterdam are the canals. Below is a quick guide to the city representing more-or-less a straight walk from the North to the South of the city centre:
NORTH SEA/AMSTERDAM HARBOUR
Centraal train station – regular trains to Schiphol airport
Damrak – canal trips; red light district; shops (especially around Nieuwendijk); sex shops (especially around Warmoesstraat, plus Female & Partners on Spuistraat 100); sex shows; bars; restaurants; and coffee shops
Dam Square – Royal Palace; street entertainment; bars; restaurants; and a few coffee shops
Kalverstraat – shops galore; Cafe Hoppe (the oldest bar in Amsterdam); and Begijnhof (a quiet sanctuary in the middle of the city)
SINGEL canal - flower market
HERENGRACHT canal
Leidsestraat – shops
KEIZERSGRACHT canal
PRINSENGRACHT canal
Leidseplein and beyond – bars; restaurants; coffee shops; street entertainment; canal trips; museums and art galleries (eg van Gogh museum, Rijksmuseum, Stedelijk); Vondelpark (where couples often have sex in this park near the playground in the evening!)
A fantastic hotel in Amsterdam is the Art Deco-style Rho Hotel, just off the Dam Square.
Amsterdam, along with Barcelona and New York, is one of our favourite cities.
Have you been to Amsterdam?
If so, what naughtiness did you get up to?
What is your favourite city?
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