I'd like you to be really discreet..my line of work (and peral preference) requires me to bury this side of my life, so please don't be some weird wannabe-starfucker-in-training. Just be fun and private...it's more fun to have your own little stories anyway, yes? Anyway... Creative guy (musician, writer, work in TV), and I'm always on the prowl to momentarily escape the drama. I'm very spontaneous, very passionate, and very interested in who I'm with. In fact, I can move things with my mind. I'm forcing your eyes to move slowly to the right as we speak. Anyway, If you want to be the absolute focus of a safe and respectful man for a time frame designed by us, then I'm your guy. Face pictures are gladly given if we end up connecting via e-mail away from this site. I'm ten pounds lighter than I was in high school and plan to stay this way (5'11", 195 solid pounds), but if you need your man to be waif-like, feel free to move on and good luck with your thinly-veiled homosexuality. Otherwise, hope to hear from you![COLOR green][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person See above. But also: I'm always super-duper clean body-wise, and I'm into reciprocation on that. I also pride myself on being a fucking fantastic smooch, so it'd be great if you did, too. If you're even a little dirty in the mind, I like you already. I could like it a little rough (but safe), if that's your thing, but it certainly doesn't have to be and I am nothing if not respectful to this. Basically, I give directions well, once I've been given the green light to do so. I enjoy all kinds of women as long as your attitude is right. I'm safe and clean and respectful, unless you ask me not to be. (That was a flirt. I'm better in person.) Drugs and booze have their places recreationally, I don't smoke cigs but I don't care if you do. I'm basically no cop, so it'd be great if you weren't too uptight. And again, spontaneity is key, Write me here or "there" (look under my information). Let's keep it FUN.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Me and a girlfriend of mine go to a local dive bar and chat
it up with a few of the single girls there, "auditioning
them." When we find one that we both like, my girl does
allll the work and gets her back home with us, where I am literally
split in half from being pulled in so many different directions.
And at the end? They both PAY me. Oh, and I'm fed grapes
at some point. (The last two details are not essential.)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Lack of drama

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I find myself fantasizing more about the real people I've
been with. It's more, um, real.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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