(Screw Monty Python's version) Isn't it awfully nice to have a pussy? Isn't it frightfully good to have a holy heaven? It's swell to have a beaver. It's divine to own a twat, From the tightest little tadger and the women think that its hot! So, three cheers for your vagina or Cave of Wonder. Hooray for your Australia- that's down there, Your piece of ass, your hubby's best friend, Your Putty, or your box. You can dress it up in ribbons. You can slip it over their cock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Thank you very much!!! :D

My Ideal Person Hmm...seeking a non-smoking genius female that can handle a wicked sense of humour. Oh- that and a woman who has her priorities straight in life. I am attached, and he knows. If you can't be honest with your partner, I am not for you. Long term only after a suitable period of getting to know one another. UPDATE: Found her...and she is the perfect masochistic sub for me...time will tell, as she needs training.

Also seeking a long term BI male sub with SWITCH tendencies for interaction with me...and sometimes my boy. If not me, then sharing him with a male Top would be fun (But I will NOT switch). Call that a casual yet ongoing relationship.

I don't swing, I don't do anything that is not working towards getting to know you, and I don't serve fries with My kink (don't expect Me to be a drive through BDSM service for you). I am hopeful that we share common interests, like history and politics.

I don't expect much from this site...just chat, I suppose.