Not here for tips Not here for endless chitchat Not here for endless picture sharing I am here for hook ups Just a heads up, I’m not sure if it’s my phone or the website but the chat is kind of weird. Sorry if I don’t message you for a while it’s because it’s glitchy. I’ll eventually get back to you if I like you. That is all It is unfortunate that I can’t automatically block all people over the age of 50 from messaging me. I will block anybody over the age of 50 if they message me. I also block skinny people, French-speakers and brown men So that is 99% of my messages.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is capable of having sex for more than six minutes at a time. They are also able to handle a blow job for more than two minutes at a time. They are physically capable of transporting themselves to Cornwall. They are clean and don’t require copious amounts of attention and messages every single day. If I’ve sent you a picture that you requested and then you ask me for another picture without sending any of yourself I will block you. You will not get my contact info unless I see a full body picture. If you’re too shy to send pictures then you’re not expecting to be seen naked so I’m not interested.