What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Posted:Jan 17, 2010 9:21 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2010 9:28 pm
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A Lick-a-lot-a-puss!
LOLZ!!!!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
I have this fantasy, kissing you, deeply, while caressing your breasts through your top, your bra. Lifting your skirt as I lay you down on the bad, as I make my way down to your nether regions, licking you, softly, slowly, teasing you until I make you cum. Still licking you, I undo my pants, freeing my hard cock. Moving up your body, I slide into you as I kiss you, as I fuck you, slow and deep, hard and fast, until I cum, spurting deep inside you over and over and over...
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My kitchen is a disaster
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Posted:Jan 16, 2010 12:54 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 7:2 pm
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my dark roast coffee has been turned white in my cup, the Sooners beat Mizzou, I'm sleepy and I'm extremely horny, but all I really need is a Dr Pepper, and that's all I need
except
this
this paddle ball game....
Half like a joke
trying to make another joke laugh, ha ha...
name the song the above lyrics came from and win a prize!
Really, a great prize, seriously, honestly!
and we carried it off so well
could you laugh all the way to hell? have you been to hell? and back? is hell being tied to a rack and stretched stretched stretched to the breaking point and beyond?
I watched an old OU football game on DVD earlier this week, thought back to the date the game was actually play, what I was actually doing while listening on the radio, to the Armed Forces Radio Network, it's 0200 hours in Central Europe and don't you know Trix are for , silly rabbit?
ribbit
giblets
croak like a frog, bark like a dog, howl at the moon, swim low, like a loon and whatever you do, don't scratch what really itches, savor savor savor the flavor of Pringles
ahhhhhhh
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round and round and round
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Posted:Jan 6, 2010 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2010 4:15 am
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the merry go round while the sad fall down while I'm hoping you'll go down on me, make me cum, make me throb and spurt
then, I'll go down on you, attack your nether regions with my lips, my tongue, make you moan, make you writhe, make you feel alive from head to toe to goosebumps on your every where
every where we go every one wants to know, who we are, so we tell them, we are the so and so's, the mighty mighty so and so's
so, wanna go, wanna go down, wanna be spun around and nibbled and tickled and licked? would that do the trick?
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Why do men cheat?
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Posted:Dec 26, 2009 7:31 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 7:2 pm
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postcard from the west, red
ochre
brown
evidence of streams running down
high grade slopes, tumbling
boulders, old fires smouldering
for days
for weeks
for a good long while
because?
because they're human?
because my cock is hard, I pondered
lard
egg whites
shaved chocolate and baking powder
preheat to 350
let stand for 15 minutes
I can't stand it, not
for that long
for that amount of time
please
please
please oh pretty please
make me cum
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Strong coffee and and amazingly hard
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Posted:Dec 25, 2009 7:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2009 10:36 am
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erection and lack of a headache after a series of margaritas that I intentionally made stronger and stronger lead me to believe I am one lucky dude.
Oh, yeah, and it's christmas. yippee, for all you believers out there. Tell me, do the religious types fuck on religious type holidays?
Anyway, the sun has moved behind a wisp of a wisp of a cloud high in the cold desert sky, lessening its intensity on my eyes and I'm glad I'm alive because this afternoon and tonight, ham, veggies, mashed taters and gravy, pie and cake, and all the wine I can drink while watching Dexter and of the Beach. Ahhhh, life is good.
I wonder, what, exactly, is the spring constant of my hard cock? Hmmmm, let's see, boing, boing, boing, boing....
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I'm tipsy, I'm horny
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Posted:Dec 24, 2009 9:49 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2009 7:54 pm
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but
as Xena told the Hestian virgins, sometimes, you just have to take things into your own hands.
I'm going to bed
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I should eat some pie
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Posted:Dec 24, 2009 8:20 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 7:2 pm
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to balance, a bit, the tequila, but I'm feeling good and want to watch another episode of Dexter, which appeals to me, greatly. I like the show though I've only seen the first episode, but bits and pieces take me back to another time, another day, another me when I would have said, Yes, I want to play, too.
I won't play, as I'm not cut out for that type of thing, physically, mentally probably, too, though the urge is there, fueled by the inhibition killing margaritas that seem to get stronger and stronger as the night gets longer and longer and I have no reason to wake early in the morn, none none none at all.
My heart is pounding, pounding in my chest at the memories though at the time my heart didn't pound quite as heart, it, me, being in shape, tip-top shape and all. Now, fat, listless though lusting, I remember those days as though they were yesterday, save for the cold, the forest, the scent of decaying pine needles rising with every footfall as we trundled as silently as possible toward whatever the hell lay on the way.
Yay.
I need some pie or something as the chicken I ate doesn't seem to be enough to counter the tequila flowing into my bloodstream, but, another, half of another will be okay as I try to watch episode 2, hoping both ways, hoping I'll be repulsed by memory yet hoping I'll be drawn that way, drawn to play.
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Tequila, rum, white wine, red wine
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Posted:Dec 24, 2009 2:52 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2009 3:56 pm
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yeah, I think I'm stocked for the weekend, or at least through to Saturday morning!
Cake, pie, cool whip, pie, ham, potatoes
wondering and non-stop, great sex and how much lube I'll have to buy and why I slept pretty much the evening/night away last night yet I still feel like taking a nap. Maybe a glass of merlot will cure the sleepiness, or perhaps I'll drink half the bottle while watching bad movies, fall asleep on the sofa, wait for Santa to bring me what I really want.
(psssst, something in 5.56mm, please)
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hand in hand
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Posted:Dec 19, 2009 10:21 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 7:2 pm
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I couldn't hold the can in my regular can holding hand so I dropped it, to the ground, to the concrete sidewalk and heard it clang clang clang that hollow tin can sound as it bounced around before coming to rest just off the sidewalk, on the ground, on the bare ground, the dirt
It hurt to see my can bounce, clang around before coming to rest on the ground, hurt my heart, my soul, my left big toe as my anger overtook my logically mind and I kicked at the still can on the ground, missing, hitting the ground, instead.
Owie owie owie ow
Now what?
Perhaps squat down close to the still can on the ground, apologize while releasing the hand holding my can holding can?
Oh, wait, I have another hand, a second, a hand full of fingers and thumb extremely suitable for holding a can while my other hand holds a hand.
Now, one hand full of hand, one hand full of shiny can, you can't miss me, I'm the man with the smile a mile wide as wide as the ground is round.
(a repeat, an encore presentation from another time, another place, another set of spacetime coordinates neither here nor there nor where I was before and certainly not when I was before, for when I was and where I was cannot be determined to an arbitrary precision as I had momentum, a momentum almost as good as her flavor)
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She wasn't here
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Posted:Dec 19, 2009 8:55 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 7:2 pm
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she wasn't there, I wasn't wearing any underwear, but I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, thinking about her long skirt, the one she wore when we came back from Sedona (the first time).
Not in a game room, not over yonder, I ponder the flashing red lights on my phone, maybe if the phone was approaching me at a great speed, the light would appear yellow? green? blue? shift into the ultraviolet, perhaps? perhaps not, perhaps I need to buy a cot or blot the ink dry before it runs and my great american sentence is lost forever.
I like whipped cream on apple pie, cherry pie, pumpkin pie. I wonder, would I like whipped cream on my sweetie pie?
(groan)
(moan)
(loan me a cup of sugar, a fifth of vodka, a squeeze of lemon, a ripple of cream, I dreamed of flying to Tennessee while I napped this afternoon, really I did)
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Ooooooh, Reddi-Wip
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Posted:Dec 19, 2009 6:14 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 7:2 pm
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is on sale! So is Cool Whip!
Mmmmmm, whipped cream and hard nipples, together at last...
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I would, but it's not the same
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Posted:Dec 18, 2009 6:57 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2009 3:18 pm
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me touching myself
I prefer you touching me, lightly stroking, gripping, grasping my hard cock while we kiss, while I fondle your breasts, while I tease your hard nipples, while my fingers find you wet...
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Isn't it pretty?
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Posted:Dec 17, 2009 6:43 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2009 4:24 am
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Oh, the things I could do with this!
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