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Sam vs Man
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Posted:Dec 19, 2010 6:52 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 8:21 pm
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Last week was rough in the life of Sam vs Man.
I managed to piss off one, had one piss me off , got the cold shoulder from another and missed out on every possible exciting experiance from another. Had one break my heart but not in the way you think. So I hope this week goes a little better, maybe even a lot better  here's to hope!
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swallow?
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Posted:Dec 18, 2010 5:33 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 8:21 pm
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is it possible....
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Posted:Dec 15, 2010 5:54 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2011 2:31 pm
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to meet someone on here that you would actually consider sleeping with in less than 24 hrs.
I'll let you know. On you mark get set GO!
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hot list and flirts: real or fake
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Posted:Dec 14, 2010 7:09 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 8:21 pm
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You would think that Polyamory Date would be smart enough to realize that when sending a fake flirt or hotlist on your behalf to another member they would exclude your blocked members.......what the hell is up with that.
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decisions.......
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Posted:Dec 14, 2010 6:13 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 8:21 pm
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Two friends went fishing one friend says to the other "I think I am going to leave my wife, she has not spoke to me in over two months"
His friend takes a deep breath and a long slow sip of his beer, then says " you should really reconsider that my friend. A woman like that is hard to find"
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tis the season for good deeds.
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Posted:Dec 13, 2010 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2010 7:48 pm
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I need to fulfill some good deeds for the holiday season....who should I start with?
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it's just not the holiday season till you give someone the finger!
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Posted:Dec 12, 2010 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2010 6:41 pm
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Why is it that some of us can swear like a sailor or give obscene finger gestures and no one seems to care. I give one little finger gesture and a few choice words to a fellow holiday shopper and the entire world comes spinning off it's axis. I do a lot more than that.....if only people knew. It pisses me off that people expect me to be a certain way. These people are the ones I really should give the finger and choice words to. But as always I don't.
I've sat and listened to some of these people use the F word ever 2.3 words all evening. I know because I was so damn bored I counted, while screaming obscenities in my head!!!
I sure as hell never expect perfection out of anyone at anytime so why should it be expected of me!
It's like telling a not to do something, they just do it more Merry F***ing christmas can't wait to finish my shopping and do it again....hahahah
So I am not always this pissed off only on days that end in Y.
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10 Things that sound dirty at christmas but aren't
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Posted:Dec 9, 2010 1:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2010 1:02 am
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Did you get any under the tree?
I think your balls are hanging to low
Check out Rudolph's honker!
Santa's sack is really bulging.
Lift up the skirt
Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
I love licking the end till its sharp and pointy.
from here you can't tell if they are artificial or real
Can I interest you in some dark meat?
To get it to stand up straight, try propping it up against the wall.
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