HELLO and WELCOME
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Posted:Oct 4, 2009 8:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2012 8:34 am
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HELLO and WELCOME
to my humble blog.
Have a look, while I have a flog
of my feeble little brain
to find something to entertain,
or perhaps to try and explain,
or then again I may just refrain
from saying anything of value.
But don't float on by like some ghoul,
because this here blog has but one rule.
I'm all ears, so if you could
leave a comment as you know you should.
No matter, good or bad or what you dare,
or just indifference, I don't care.
But a friendly warning to beware
in case I get a tad strange.
Pud xxx
PS. If any ladies actually believe this is a photo of me, then I think your probably gullible enough for me to tell you that you should leave a message in my secrets box HUSH HUSH. So go on then. You know you want to.
Another PS. TAGS AND THINGS OPEN FORUM
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With my compliments.......
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Posted:Jan 4, 2012 7:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2014 1:19 am
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Well I was feeling a bit randy the other night so I decided to go out to one of the local pubs in search of a bit of the old poontang. It must have been my lucky night as I entered and noticed a 40something year old brunette sitting at the bar nursing her drink. She was a bit podgy, seemed to have the old vinegar tit syndrome and was a bit average in the old boatrace department. As I said, it must have been my lucky night, as I knew then and there that I had a fair to middling chance if I decided to have a crack. And a crack I did indeed have. It wasn't long before I had her engaged in a bit of the old chit chat. Turns out she was a bit of a man-soured divorcee and hadn't had any nookie for quite a while. Everyone knows that chicks need a good solid rodgering every now and then otherwise they tend to go a bit bonkers. And let me tell you that this bird was well down the road to Fruitsville. "Oh yeah! I was in like Flynn", I thought to myself, as I pretended to listen to whatever other boring crap was emanating from her mouth.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, we ended up back at her place after the barman chucked us out after closing time at the bar. And I have to confess that she only looked half as bad after 14 bundy and cokes. After what seemed like ages I eventually managed to have her naked on the bed with her legs over her shoulders. "Woohoo!!", I thought to myself, "It's porking time". I quickly stripped off my shirt and dropped my dacks exposing to her, for the first time, my salami with which I was going to feed her hungrily dribbling pussy. Upon seeing my sausage she stammered in a surprised and somewhat excited tone "You're sooo.... fat and so.... thick".
Everyone likes to get compliments, and so I thought I would be a nice guy and reciprocate, and so I looked her in the eye and responded with "I think you're really fat and thick too".
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Ear! Ear!
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Posted:Mar 1, 2011 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2012 3:51 pm
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AURAL SEX
Sounds good doesn't it.
I know a couple of birds that I'd like to give an earful.
Oh yeah! Give it to me baby.
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Funny or not
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Posted:Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2011 8:35 am
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I was feeling a bit bored and lonely the other night so I took myself off to the local for a few frothies. Once I was settled I noticed three hot birds sitting at a table chatting and giggling amongst themselves. After a few beers I realized a slightly inebbriated man had approached the three women and was desperately trying to chat them up. They all turned away from this man, yet he did not take the hint and persisted. And he persisted, and persisted, and persisted. After about fifteen minutes, one of the ladies had just had enough. She turned to the man, looked him straight in the eye and said loudly "Geez! God sure gave you a fair belting with the ugly stick when you were born didn't he? It probably explains why you're so stupid." Now I don't really know if this was funny or not, as I left the pub rather quickly because I was so embarrassed.
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You fucking slob!!!!
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Posted:Feb 7, 2011 3:56 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2011 2:31 pm
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YOU FUCKING SLOB!!!!
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
LACE YOUR NECK UP
YES, THAT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER NOW
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The new fashionable and stylish piercings for women.
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Posted:Feb 4, 2011 7:37 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2011 11:39 pm
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Ladies, these new stylish body piercings are rapidly becoming the must have fashion accessory for the modern woman. So join the twenty-first century without delay and allow your man to pull your strings and
SHUT IT!!
He'll love you for it.
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On vacation
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Posted:Nov 30, 2010 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2011 2:29 pm
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Well folks, I'm off on vacation for a while. See you when I get back.
Can someone remind me not to forget the sunscreen for my head. I wouldn't want to end up as red faced as last time.
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Women's intuition - Fact or myth?
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Posted:Nov 17, 2010 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2011 3:25 pm
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Well I think we've all heard of women's intuition. But just because we've heard of it doesn't make it so. The women I've spoken to all believe that they are far more intuitive than men and they seem to believe that it is just naturally so.
For my part, well I think 'women's intuition' is just a load of old cobblers, bunkum, an old wive's tale, and is used as a reason to validate and justify some extraordinary and outlandish comments and actions women say and do, without logical reasoning. From my experience, most of the women I've known have been as intuitive as a fart in a bottle.
But then, I've been wrong before, on one or two.....or ten thousand times, so I'm surely no expert on the matter. As such, I've decided to put it to the test. To, once and for all, find out if women are truly as intuitive as the believe, or not.
Therefore I've set out a pictorial intuitive test for women (instructions included on post) with a corresponding voting poll below it. The links are:-
Intuition Womens39 post
Intuition Womens' poll
I've also set up a pictorial intuitive test for men (instructions included on post) with a corresponding voting poll below it. The links are:-
Intuition Mens39 post
Intuition Mens' poll
I will hold these two polls open until such time as I believe a fair vote sampling has been achieved. At this time the polls will be closed and the results shown. I think the results will be very interesting reading and will indeed provide confirmation, one way or the other.
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Intuition - Womens' post
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Posted:Nov 17, 2010 7:44 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2010 11:58 pm
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Ladies, you're job is to view the 4 penis collage, where each penis is individually labelled as A, B, C & D. You will need to use your natural intuition to determine which penis is mine.
Once you have done this, then move to the Intuition Womens' poll and record your choice of options.
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Intuition - Mens' post
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Posted:Nov 17, 2010 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2010 11:58 pm
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Men, you're job is to view the 4 sets of boobs collage, where each set is individually labelled as A, B, C & D. You will need to use your intuition to determine which rack belongs to Angelina Jolie.
Once you have done this, then move to the Intuition Mens' poll to record your choice of options.
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