A laugh to start off the week...
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Posted:May 5, 2019 8:45 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2020 3:57 pm
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their 's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted it was nothing and the brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "'s wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our in-law!"
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A joke as we head into Hump Day ;)
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Posted:Apr 30, 2019 8:14 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2019 8:45 am
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A guy is shopping and buys a new brand of Olympic condoms. When his girlfriend arrived at home he tells her about his purchase. "Olympic condoms?"she asks, "What makes them so special?" "There are 3 colors: Gold, Silver & Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks. "Gold of course," says the guy proudly. The girl responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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