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Half-Nekkid...Thursday?
Posted:Sep 27, 2012 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2013 3:44 am
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Oh dear....yes, I'm a day late yet again
Not only that but I'm also behind on replying to your comments, for which I apologize sincerely.
Nonetheless, 'Better late than never' as the colloquialism adheres so here is my contribution to half nakedness this week
But there's a catch....
You see, I've decided to throw one of my infamously shitty guessing games into the mix
Yes, you all remember HalfNekkid Wednesday Name That TumTum Edition and HalfNekkid Wednesday Name That Tum The Sequel right? They were fiendishly difficult weren't they?

Well this time, I've gone all out to make it even harder for you.
Below are three pictures. Two of them depict myself whilst the third, well....I'm afraid that it isn't me. But can you correctly identify the imposter?
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It's a tough one isn't it? In fact, do you give up?
Happy HNW everyone
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HNW.....a day late.....and with MAN FLU!
Posted:Sep 20, 2012 7:07 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2012 5:57 am
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Urgh! - I feel like shit!
Yes, I have been stricken with the dreaded man flu
In a decidedly woeful state of self pity therefore, I need all of you to heap upon me your deepest sympathies whilst I wallow and mope
Anyway, here is my (somewhat late) offering this week.
I hope that you are all having a better week than me. Um...did I happen to mention that I have man flu?



Happy HNW everyone
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Half-Nekkid Wednesday
Posted:Sep 12, 2012 8:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2016 12:39 pm
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Ah, Wednesday wheels around once again and that can mean only one thing; Well, it can actually mean quite a few things in truth, but I'm specifically referring to Half-Nekkid Wednesday - a day wherein members of blogville strip off their garments and display their flesh for the pervy pleasure of all to behold

This week I've been feeling a bit lazy (no change there then) and decided thus to submit my contribution from the delightful comfort of my bed
So without any further ado, may I wish you all a very happy HNW everyone
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....Now, regarding my decidedly distasteful curtains..... lol

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The BIG Friday Question (Um...on a Monday for some reason)
Posted:Sep 10, 2012 4:23 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2013 6:52 pm
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Yes indeedy, I've once again brushed off the dust and cobwebs to bring you back the chance to answer some of the biggest questions that we as a species have ever pondered
Remember though that these subjects have in the past on my blog, proven so controversial that in one instance, a special emergency UN summit was hastily called into session in order to calm down the opposing factions among you. To all those of you who were thus injured or else incarcerated as a result of the ensuing riot, you have my sincerest apologies.

To prevent this sort of thing occurring again, this time I have spared no expense in security who are armed with water cannons and tear gas should a war of words over spill into a state of anarchy.

So, without further ado, it's time for today's BIG question which is:
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The A-Team vs Macgyver: Who would repair a broken washing machine the quickest?
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Ladies And Gentlemen Of the Jury....
Posted:Sep 10, 2012 8:39 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2012 8:23 am
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.....How do you find the defendant; Guilty....or not guilty?
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HNW
Posted:Sep 5, 2012 10:19 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2013 2:36 pm
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Salutations once again one and all

I've received a special request from a certain lovely lady to feature my hands this week.
Well...no sooner said than done

But wait....for there's more! You see, as if by some divine intervention, the shot I took actually came out rather unusually arty (for me at least).
In fact so amazed at how arty it came out that I have decided to go the whole hog and award the pic a suitably pretentious, arty farty title.

Here therefore may I present unto you all, my magnum opus: 'The Parochialism And Superciliousness Of The Dogmatist'.

...Obviously the title has sweet bugger all to do with the picture whatsoever but I'm sure that you will agree, it sounds rather good does it not?



Happy HNW everyone
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I have fantastic news!
Posted:Aug 30, 2012 1:30 pm
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2012 6:54 am
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....in fact, I'm so elated that I can barely contain myself.

Please therefore I beg you, allow me to compose myself for a moment in order to relate this wonderful event.

Now, regular viewers may recall my brother
's and my own personal grief after our beloved, all purple spandex pants/dress wearing, all pissing Uncle Jethro went missing a few months ago.

For everyone else who are doubtless wondering what the bloody hell I’m going on about, you can see the fine and upstanding figure of humanity that is Jethro here:

HalfNekkid Wednesday The Most Revealing One Yet

Jethro's Revenge

Suffice to say, we have been besides ourselves with worry as to our Unc’s whereabouts and safety.
Well, today I was sent the following picture by an anonymous source which very clearly seems to show that our Uncle is indeed still very much alive and well……
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…..And has taken to pissing himself whilst wearing fancy dress costumes.

Ah, it feels like a huge weight of worry has been lifted from my shoulders.

PS. To whoever owns the house in which our uncle is performing this act….you have my sincerest apologies.
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Exclusive: New Scientific Research Just Released!
Posted:Aug 30, 2012 6:54 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2012 6:56 am
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Yes indeed, this is the scientific confirmation that many of us have suspected for so long but that has hither to never been validated, until now.....
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Pretty radical stuff eh?
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HNW: Lips
Posted:Aug 29, 2012 10:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2012 1:53 pm
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Hello again everyone

Argh! I'm so sorry that I haven't been able to respond to your comments for the last two weeks or so as I've been a very, very busy chap.
I promise to get on it straight away though

Now, I've received a few requests to see my lips.....and thy wishes are my command (well, within reason of course lol)
Unfortunately, I haven't had a shave in the pic though (Hey, I did say that I was busy though did I not? lol )
Anyway, may I wish you all a happy HNW one and all



Now....where did I leave my razor?
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Testicle Tuesday
Posted:Aug 14, 2012 8:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2013 11:49 pm
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Yes, it's time once again for the lovely pussnbooties's, Testicle Tuesday, a day wherein each week we gather together to celebrate the glory of gonads

And this week......is it just me or does the following pic remind you of a snail's eyes?
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Holy balls on stalks Batman!
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An Urgent Plea to The General Public....
Posted:Aug 13, 2012 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2012 3:52 pm
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Hmmmm.....actually I think I have seen this fellow you know....
Wasn't he the second from the left Jawa by the bar in the canteen scene from Star Wars?

Fuck me - times must have got bloody hard what with the Empire crawling all over the planet and all.

Do I get to claim my reward now?
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Today's Headlines....
Posted:Aug 9, 2012 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2012 5:42 am
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This just in......



...And I fully expect that yet another citation for refusing to sign a citation regarding refusing to sign a citation quickly followed
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Today's headlines....
Posted:Aug 9, 2012 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2012 5:41 am
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Are you ready?
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So there you have it everyone, as a highly efficacious, added security measure, it is indeed highly judicious to tell a joke out loud whenever entering your home, just to be on the safe side
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