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Confessions Of A Trouser Clown
 
























My Confessions for the world to know, and a few of yours to go along with mine.

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Much Love, Much Respect, and Great Adventures to Follow.


























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Wasting Time.....
Posted:Aug 20, 2012 4:50 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2012 4:36 am
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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

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~Jean Louis Agassiz~






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Your Treasure.....
Posted:Aug 18, 2012 6:44 am
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2012 4:43 am
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It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasure of life. When you stumble, there lies your treasure.

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~Joseph Campbell~






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Survival Tactics.....
Posted:Aug 17, 2012 4:32 am
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2012 4:35 am
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One of the most difficult things everyone has to learn is that for your entire life you must keep fighting and adjusting if you hope to survive. No matter who you are or what your position is you must keep fighting for what ever it is you desire to achieve.

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~George Allen~






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Calmly Scared.....
Posted:Aug 16, 2012 4:51 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2012 4:56 am
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Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.

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Swear Off Mistakes.....
Posted:Aug 15, 2012 5:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2012 4:20 am
10561 Views




To swear off making mistakes is easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

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~Leo Burnett~






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How To Win Her Over.....
Posted:Aug 14, 2012 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2013 11:54 pm
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Men, there are 5 simple steps to win a woman over and get her to fall in love with you.





1. Hold Doors For her.



2. Tell Her She's Beautiful Everyday.



3. Make Her Laugh.



4. Be Confident





And most important of all.....





5. Pull Her Hair And Spank Her Ass!!!!!









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Google +.....
Posted:Aug 14, 2012 8:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2012 5:00 am
10864 Views




Most know it, Some have heard of it, Others have just seen the little logos, and the rest are asking "What The Fuck Is It?"

Well, it is a social network where you can stalk your friends and family, celebrities that are smart enough not to use and businesses promote themselves to those whom actually use it.

Well, if you've never heard of it, if you look just above this post, at the top of the page just left of your user name you'll see the plus icon. Yes, that is right, Various Inc has a page for A F F, X match, Passion, and so on. If you click it, you'll get to their page and see it's just as fake as most of what goes on here.

So I was bored one day and got on their page and see what it was about, and it was just Various Inc posting pictures of the porn models with phony user names or no longer existent user names. And what do you think happens when they do that? Well, if you haven't guessed it yet, or gone to look, I'll just spoil it for you. Ignorant and stupid men seeing these pictures and commenting to the pictures as if they were talking to the person in the picture.

"Hey babe love that ass can I lick it"

"Care to Meet up"

"You sexie cna you milk me"

"Baby you fine can you come over?"


Just to name a few of the ..... well hysterically stupid things horny, stupid and mostly foreign men say.

I couldn't help myself..... What's new right? And I kept telling the idiots that "HEY, IT'S FAKE!!!!! They are not real and that user name is actually an invalid user name! You're not talking to her, she's not real!!!!!"

All I'm trying to do is help them realize that the women they think they are talking to are actually fake porn models and not actually members or even the ones responsible for the picture being put up, that it's the sick twisted joke of the administrator of the Google Plus page.

And how do they respond to me..... "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" ..... "You're So Damn Rude!" ..... "You stupid in amr ica n horny" and so on and so forth.

I mean seriously, are these types of pages actually necessary?

Why are the stupid hating on me? All I was trying to do was help them see the error of their lack of intelligence.

Oh well, I guess you can't help them all









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Overcome It.....
Posted:Aug 14, 2012 4:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2012 8:02 pm
11720 Views




You can overcome anything if you don't bellyache.

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~Bernard Baruch~






6 Comments
Taste It.....
Posted:Aug 9, 2012 4:38 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2012 8:30 pm
11451 Views




If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

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~Anne Dudley Bradstreet~






7 Comments
Everything You Need.....
Posted:Aug 8, 2012 4:20 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2012 7:15 pm
11701 Views




If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

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~Marcus Tullius Cicero~






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Jealous .....
Posted:Aug 7, 2012 5:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2012 7:59 pm
10800 Views





I am in love ...... Really I am. I'm in love with my bed.

We are a perfect match for one another. I make her look pretty, she makes me all relaxed, I get into her and tear her up, she keeps me warm.





But, my alarm clock doesn't want us together!!!!!





That Jealous !!!!!









4 Comments
Place Your Bets.....
Posted:Aug 7, 2012 4:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2012 4:27 am
10585 Views




I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six o five against.

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~Damon Runyon~






2 Comments
I Win.....
Posted:Aug 6, 2012 5:09 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2012 8:24 pm
10213 Views




First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they try to fight you, then you win.

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~Mohandas(Mahatma) K. Gandhi~






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