Beauty is in the eye of the boob holder...
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Posted:Feb 22, 2012 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2012 7:07 pm
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I think these boobies are almost perfect...and I say almost only because I don't believe in perfection...
Aren't they spectacular?...happyf;
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...boobies courtesy of Mrs. Lustytaurus aka Perky Tits
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They all look the same...when you turn em upside down.
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Posted:Feb 18, 2012 11:06 am
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I'm starting to realize there is very little if nothing in this world that is always true, as in all the time. I hear people say things all the time about life or beliefs or trying to make ourselves feel better...and truthfully...maybe I'm just turning into a cynic, but most of what I hear these days isn't doing it for me anymore. It could be I've just heard them all too often to truly appreciate any more.
...like "Achy, Breaky Heart"...
You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Sorry...I digress...
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
What the hell does that mean??...If I don't like you , I guess you staying away makes me happy...but does it make me not like you less than I do already?? If I do like you and you aren't around to spend time together I'll eventually find someone else to fill the void you previously filled, and it might just piss me off you haven't been around.
Time heals all wounds
Yeah right...tell that to the of thalidomide.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
When I'm at home with my "bird" in my hand, I'm usually thinking this ain't worth shit.
They can't hurt you unless you let them.
Really?? I think the best you can do is fake it until "they" leave thus depriving them of the satisfaction...but it still hurts.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
This one made me laugh out loud...more or less what happened the night I lost my virginity.
Never, never, never, never give up.
I guess the worst that could happen is a restraining order followed by prison time...but by golly that's better than just throwing in the towel...
A penny saved is a penny earned
Unless of course you recently put it in the stock market or a Greek government saving's bond.
We must be the change we want to see
WTF??? I want to see Halle Berry sitting on my face...I'm standing on "Never, never, never, never give up"
Atheism is less of an insult to God than religion
 ...ok, this one I agree with.
Maybe I'm just in "one of those moods", that unidentifiable or undefinable states of being that has you alternating randomly between wanting to conquer the universe and just laying around seeing how many times a rubber ball will bounce before you have to throw it again...or is that just me??
Enjoy your day...or not..your choice!
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS]/size]
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Wow...somebody has been neglecting his blog.
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Posted:Feb 13, 2012 6:13 pm
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How does one summarize and justify an absence of six months from blogland??
You don't, lol! Life happens is what happens.
Thoughts and actions and energies are diverted away from this on line world to where you can see and feel and touch and smell the "roses"...that's what I call them anyway...
Work has been insanely busy. And unfortunately, I'm only now learning the fine art of leaving work at work. I've had a bad habit of letting the work day consume my mind long after the work day is done...so that doesn't leave much drive or creative energy left to do much of anything. Don't get me wrong, the rewards are good and I enjoy what I do but I don't want to be one of those people that looks back after the working years wondering about everything else I missed out on.
The last entry here was showing off the progress on our home..and I would love to show you pictures of all the work we did since then.
But I can't, because except for some trim and paint we haven't done diddly squat...nadda...zilch...zippo...on the renos.
On a positive note, I've paid down almost 20 large of credit card and other miscellaneous debt and lived well doing it. The plan right now is to finish the bulk of the renos this summer including a back deck and landscaping. Hopefully by May I'll be breaking in the new deck with my Sweetie and by August...the new backyard...
If life is really good to me, we'll have some friends and a hot tub to splash around half naked or naked in too!
There have been some personal challenges...like a who has graduated high school moving in. He was living with his mother and her new husband but that relationship got strained to the breaking point so...you know. Between work, my primary family life and navigating a small scale war there between my and ex, well, lets just say everything kind of added up to huge stress...a trip to the hospital...a partially shaved chest to do an ECG...a stress test...and finally hearburn meds.
I feel awesome now. No more heartburn meds...and my Sweetie can't call me patches anymore, lol! Chest hair takes longer to grow back I think than a beard would. It's been two months and everything is finally looking normal.
I just finished paying the "mortgage" off on him this summer too, after he turned 18...I think the mortgage was cheaper than having him live here but I'm really enjoying it...and so his little brother!
I've had a lot, a lot of sex since the last entry here too. Not like everyday all the time...but in spurts (no pun intended). Go a few days or while without any action anywhere and then it's like many days in a row through a long weekend to the point it hurts to get a hard on, lol!
God, I love it when that happens!
That's the short and dirty on where things have been and where things are at...if there is anybody paying attention to this blog anymore!
I feel better already...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...it's my Sweetie in the pic from last summer...can't wait til it warms up a bit again...
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Almost there!
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Posted:Jul 13, 2011 8:34 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2012 5:39 pm
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The pictures are from our (almost) finished main floor reno's.
The previous in progress pictures are here...Getting There.
I'm better with a paint brush than I am with a camera, but hopefully you can see how it has come along! One weekend we had our friends raw_n_heelz up for a visit. Ok, actually me and Raw slaved all weekend and Heelz took my other half shopping...but it was great getting to know them better and get something done too!
The bottom right picture is meant to show the ceiling fan with the crest underneath it along with the textured ceiling and painted border. I wish someone would have told me what a collossal pain in the ass it would be to the work represented in that picture...I probably would have paid someone to do it! Having said that, we are really happy with the way it turned out.
Looking at the bottom left picture you can see part of the french doors we installed between the living room and front entrance along with new furnishings, part of the new floor.
Anyway, just wanted to give you an update and share what we've been up too. I can tell you that all these reno's getting done are the best aphrodesiac I've found yet for Perky Tits! (not that she needed it, lol.) She is having a LOT of fun showing off to family and friends after quite a long time of having a half done house!
Til next time...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy...I always wanted to say that, lol.!
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Posted:Apr 6, 2011 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2012 7:28 am
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We all know life is far from a perfect, stress free ride into eternity...but for seven glorious days last week I would have disagreed in the strongest terms!!
For the first time, me and my other half went on a romantic winter holiday alone...in fact, except for a few weekends, this is our first holiday alone at any time in the 14 years we've been together.
Anyway, the picture above is sunset from our balcony at the resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica. There were three beaches (one au natural), three pools, one swim up bar etc, etc. The Caribbean is a national marine park in the area we stayed so the snorkeling was just awesome...like being in a tropical fish tank...and the water was around 75 degrees.
We did spend some time at the nude beach in part because it was the nicest and quietest. One highlight of the holiday was making love there on the bach as we found ourselves very much alone while the sun went down. It was just too romantic a moment to resist, and we were already naked and horny! There was security making sure anyone visiting the nude beach understood it was nude (as opposed to clothing optional), and deal with any potential unwanted gawkers.
When we left the beach there was a group of security at the beach bar and I think they all watched us do our thing from afar...it was the first time talking with Jamaicans I saw "knowing smiles", lol!
Most of our time was spent at the resort enjoying the sun, the water, the beach, the food, the other people and the unlimited drinks! We spent hours enjoying each other alone in almost every way a man and woman should. At least a couple times a day our sessions of cooling off from the sun and applying lotion turned into foreplay and long interludes of intense pleasure, especially when we realized there were no , no neighbors, no phones and no pets to interrupt us!
It wouldn't have really mattered where we went, we were primed for this long overdue "honeymoon"...it just so happened Jamaica was a good deal at the right time for us.
We definitely have plans to go back there. The weather was perfect, the Jamaicans we met in the hotel and the few excursions out were all terrific (except for the vendors...too aggressive for me).
I know that in Jamaica there is a resort for every and any taste it seems, and maybe we'll spread our wings that way on the next trip. This one was all about us spending time together as a couple, and it was goooooood!
I hope life is being good to you, it sure is to me at the moment!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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That's it...the world must be ending...
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Posted:Mar 8, 2011 10:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2011 7:45 pm
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When I got home from work today, there was a letter from our fair city...and usually that means a bill or a bylaw infraction or at best a notice of an important upcoming meeting (that's never important to me!)
Long story short...the picture above proves that it was actually a PARKING TICKET REFUND!!!
First thing I did when I saw it was try my new pliers out on my left nipple, just to make sure I wasn't dead or sleeping. To my surprise it wasn't entirely unpleasant either.
I may not even cash it, just put it in a frame and hang it in my office as a reminder that truly...all things are possible!!
Have a good night and day friends!
What nice surprises have you had lately?
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Getting There...
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Posted:Feb 27, 2011 8:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2011 10:03 pm
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I haven't been online much the last couple weeks...at least not for my own entertainment.
However, it was not without purpose! The pictures above are from the main floor of our house and it looks like a disaster but in reality we are nearing the end...woohoooo!
What you are looking at it two more coats of drywall fill then we are into prime and paint, flooring, door trim and voila...ready to entertain...
We'll be doing the flooring before we get all the painting done, but painting over finished floors is a cakewalk with drop cloths.
Yeah I know, this is just a boring ol' news post update...but hey, it's what's filling my brain right now so it gets passed on to fill your brain too, lol!
That's it for now...so have fun friends, keep in touch...and let me know if you want in on the house warming!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Suck this...biatch.
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Posted:Feb 4, 2011 5:15 pm
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2012 4:18 pm
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I started smoking habitually when I was 27 yrs old...I'd smoked very occasionally prior to but really after my day-vorce is when I became a smoker.
There must have been some seriously damaged synapses in my brain to think this was a good idea but it is what it is.
Giving up the habit has been on my brain the last couple years and I've tried everything from Ziban to nicotine candies you suck on very slowly every time you would normally have a ciggy. I was down to about ten a day at one point but am currently back up to about a pack a day.
About the only two things I haven't tried or considered seriously is hypnosis and the patch...but I'm thinking hypnosis could be a good option, as I seem to be un-able...or maybe unwilling...to quit other ways.
I'm motivated in part because I am a health conscious guy otherwise. I stay active, can out-work most people my age or younger at physical things. I eat well and exercise etc.
The other motivation is the financial one. Most of the cost of this habit is in taxes, and I pay far too much to our fair government already...not to mention just the dollars involved to keep this habit is getting outrageous, no matter where the money goes!
Sometimes in the past here I've been able to identify a problem some or all of us have faced, and through a noble and caring diatribe enlighten all to the great victory achieved...but today on this subject, I got nuthin...except a half a pack and a strong desire to light one up...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Good oral skills but....
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Posted:Jan 25, 2011 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2011 8:54 am
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I was just watching the state of the union address by Mr.Obama to his American colleagues and public...and he made a promise, part of a plan to rein in spending.
The promise...to freeze the wages of all the hardworking federal employees. Those 5 or 6 might get pissed off, but what is the plan for all the rest???
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...I liked his idea of building more high speed trains...makes me thinks of trains going into tunnels.
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Good News!
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Posted:Jan 23, 2011 1:29 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2011 10:05 pm
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If you ever find yourself in Montana drunk, it is completely legal to ride a home.
It came out after a PSA video warning about drinking and driving showed a man being taken home riding a ...and apparently the locals in Montana took it seriously and started asking questions.
Maybe there's a business opportunity there huh?!? A stable outside every bar!
Just thought you'd like to know. Of course, I'm not sure I'd trust myself getting on a when I'm drunk let alone riding it...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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I'm ok with sympathy sex...
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Posted:Jan 21, 2011 9:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2012 3:58 pm
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Look at the picture....
Done?
The foot on the left is a normal foot.
The foot on the right has a damaged ankle.
Both feet belong to me.
A cinder block stood on end does NOT make a good step ladder.
It hurts a lot, and I can't walk worth a crap...but there are a lot of pretty colours coming out now.
Is that nature's way of making me feel like less of an idiot?
Have a good day friends, and pay special attention to the title as I am house bound and getting bored!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Yes...those pants make your ASS look FAT....
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Posted:Jan 16, 2011 11:28 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2012 7:27 am
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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
~"Homer Simpson,"
I've been faced with the choice of whether to lie or tell the truth a kazillion times in my life and will be a kazillion more times I'm sure...so why doesn't it get any easier?
I consider myself a very honest person, and I am also a kind person by nature, and a realistic person. When I am asked a question I sort of have a checklist I go through mentally, and sometimes it is instantaneous, in the case of inconsequential things like "do you want to go for supper"...and sometimes it is a struggle, in the case of career or relationship issues.
The checklist...(short form)
1)Does this question require an answer at all?
2)Does this person REALLY want to know the answer to this question?
3)Why am I being asked this question?
4)Is now the right time to answer this question?
In my job, a classic question that would require this checklist is the question...
"Is this your best price?"
Most times, a customer is simply stalling while trying to make up their mind to buy or not...and the price is not the real stumbling point at all. So the classic answer to that question is another question...
"I can see if I can lower the price a little bit. Is there anything else you were wondering about before we make this deal?"
Nine times out of ten there are one or two other issues to clear up and nine tmes out of ten a lower price is not required to do business.
Was the dishonest by asking a phantom question? Am I dishonest by deflecting the answer to that question?
Think about all the interpersonal interactions we have everyday...with co-workers and friends...our significant others...our ...
Lets face it...we all say we are truthful and want the truth and nothing but the truth, but the reality is vastly different I'm afraid. I've met people who are brutally honest...but the point of it for them is they get off on the brutality not the honesty.
Other people claim to be brutally honest but still understand the reality that sometimes it is better to just walk away than tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I do have one particular issue around this whole truth thing...and that is I consider withholding information to be lying just as sure as anything spoken, but I've found many people don't share that view...and they go through life really believing they are more honest than they are, IMHO.
Here's an interesting question for you...
If you have trouble trusting people, are you trustworthy yourself?
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...the truth today may be a lie tomorrow, don't sweat it too much......remember the planet Pluto?
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Maybe we're just stoopid!
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Posted:Jan 9, 2011 10:24 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2011 4:59 pm
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What did you do today?
I took my two boys swimming...part of a grand plan to lose 30 lbs and have more fun in my life. Yes, that includes getting nekid with Perky Tits and friends as often as possible...but other things too.
The great part of going Friday, Saturday or Sunday is the diving boards and platforms are open to the public as well as the leisure pool, hot tub and the regular lane swimming, gym and runing track.
The boys are 12 and 17 and both love the water as much as I do so having a good time is easy...however, our skill levels are vastly different. My twelve year old is just getting the hang of swimming but he likes jumping off the 1.5 and 3 metre boards, as well as just goofing around throwing a ball or diving for objects. My 17 yr old likes goofing around somewhat, and he is an ok swimmer but really is into jumping off the high platforms...5 metre and 7.5 metre.
Now myself, I like goofing around throwing a ball, diving for objects...and I am a strong swimmer and really enjoy just lane swimming for exercise. I used to really enjoy the diving boards and platforms, but I haven't attempted a dive from a board (or a jump) in a very long time.
Today though, I joined the boys on the diving boards. I only jumped off the 5 metre board but after a few trips I decided to dive from the 3 metre spring board.
Here's the thing...when you haven't attemped a dive in 20 yrs, you sort of forget some of the finer details of how to use the board, control your body in the air and make a nice clean entry.
So, dive attempt number one...I sort of hooked by big toe over the end of the board on take off which resulted in a much more horizontal trajectory than intended. End result...loud and painful belly flop.
Dive attempt number two...I took one step to the end of the board rather than three or four as in the first attempt, and got a nice vertical take-off which resulted in a much better angle for entry into the water. No belly flop, but somehow when I went in, the force of the water pushed my outstretched arms backwards and up as my body was tending down, and I got a very sore right shoulder.
Dive attempt number three...I figured at this point I knew what I was doing wrong, so I got a very strong three step approach and aggressive jump to the end of the board. This resulted in a nice high take-off but unexpectedly also created a lot of forward rotation. Long story short I hit the water kind of flailing and at a 45 degree angle, and now I have two sore shoulders...
I was ready to go again...sore but also really annoyed that I was struggling at something I used to be quite good at!! Thankfully the boys were ready for something different and we ended up lane swimming for a bit and relaxing in the hot tub. I probably would have really hurt myself otherwise!
There you go my lovely lady friends...the same part of our brain that makes continue to jump from diving boards that cause us pain also makes us send one too many emails occasionally or ignore the first three or four times we get rejected...we are hard wired to pursue, and try to win, to master that which beats us down!
In your defense, there is no excuse for some of the crap and stupidity I'm sure you've all endured here from the male of our species...and I submit there is a great difference between a little persistence vs complete ignorance and lack of respect.
I digress...
The moral of the story is...don't wait twenty years in between doing something and expect to be as good at it as you were when you stopped!!
Have you done anything stupid lately?
Have a good one friends!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI..for my USA friends, 3 metres is about 10 feet, 5 metres about 16 feet and 7.5 metre is about 23 feet.
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