...And all I got from it is ROPE BURN...
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Posted:Mar 6, 2007 7:08 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2015 11:51 pm
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I did it...I fell for it...I spent my money chasing the impossible dream.
My intentions were good...bigger is better right?
I'm not so small that I need to worry about it, but I'm not so big that I need to worry about it either!!
I bought this thing called "The Max Extender" for penis enlargement and it sat here for a few months...then I decided to give it a try. For those who don't know, it's a an adjustable plastic tube with a rope ...insert penis, secure with rope and extend the tube as far as you can stand it...and wear it for a minimum of thirty minutes daily.
I think I had the rope too tight the first time I tried it because after about 10 minutes, I wasn't liking the dark purple color that had developed.
The second time I tried it...everything seemed ok as I walked around naked with it on...until I wacked myself closing a closet door.
Keep in mind, the door hit the plastic tube that had my penis in a noose at one end and was firmly planted in my lower abdomen at the other...it's already extended as far as I could get manually...so when the door hit it, the rope got dragged off the end of Big Jim...and this is how I got the rope burn...
I haven't entirely given up that this penis stretching machine won't work...but it'll be a few days before I try it again...
What's the stupidest thing you've done lately?
Anybody tried this penis stretching thing?
How did it work?
I hope your day is good and your night even better...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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You want the truth??...YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
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Posted:Mar 4, 2007 10:09 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2007 8:16 pm
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The truth is, things get in my head and they end up here... whether it's a personal problem or an opinion or a recent news story or just something I think is funny...and I thought I'd let you know that what you say here DOES NOT fall on deaf ears.
About a month ago, I posted ARE YOU A BIG CHICKENSHIT asking for advice about things here at home with the wifey...and against my own instincts as a man...I took some of your advice!!
Long story short, my wife asked me if I was happy and this time...I said no. I explained to her that when we met, I was led to believe she was open minded, adventuresome and wanted to experience things with me...like a threesome or getting together with another couple...whatever the case may be.
I then told her that I still want to experience those things but I felt betrayed by her because, after 10 years together, it's obvious she isn't and maybe never was open that way at all.
The discussion is ongoing, but the truth is on the table, and if it wasn't for you and your very kind and direct input and advice, we may never have come to this place...so thankyou...
More recently, I posted about some challenges with my oldest ...I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or...and in part due to responses given, I called the parents of the girl he skipped school with and let her spend time here with us this weekend.
I got to know her a bit (and her parents) and saw the two of them hanging out...and it was a real blessing. They are both good who are enjoying each other, and getting to know themselves...it actually brought back some very fond memeories of my youth...and simpler times!...again, I thank you...
I felt obligated and excited to share some of this news with you because you contributed to making it happen. The collective experience of everyone here is an amazing thing when we are willing to share it!
Maybe you are newer to blogland, and you think that what you might have to say in response to a post doesn't matter...let me assure you...it does, and it can make a difference...
Maybe you don't have a blog...but are seeking answers to something on your mind...you can ask away right here in this post and I bet you'll get pointed in the right direction by somebody
...if it's private or serious or you're shy, my inbox is always open too (my membership allows anyone to send me an e-mail), I'll do what I can to help you out...
Thanks again and have a GREAT day...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...smartass remarks, bad jokes and gratuitous nudity are ALMOST always welcome here too...
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This DOESN'T seem right at all...
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Posted:Mar 2, 2007 5:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2007 11:53 am
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After losing a highly publicized custody trial last month, the biological father of a baby boy says he's taking his case to the Saskatchewan Court of Appeal.
Last month, a Saskatchewan Queen's Bench judge ruled the now 10-month-old baby should remain in the custody of the same couple who cared for him since he was born last year - a couple who aren't the biological parents.
The father, whose name cannot be revealed under a publication ban, said Wednesday he is applying to Saskatchewan's highest court to have that decision reviewed.
During the custody trial in Saskatoon late last year, court heard the father never cohabited with the mother, but briefly had a sexual relationship with her.
The woman said she didn't know the man was the father and felt she couldn't raise the herself.
The man, who obtained a DNA test that proved he was the father, applied for custody but the judge ruled in favour of the couple who were caring for the boy.
The man said Wednesday he believes his wouldn't want him to give up the fight.
"I just feel that some day this is going to come along and want to know what happened with his dad, what was the fight he went through," he said.
The biological father has hired a lawyer to help argue at the court of appeal and is appealing for public support through a new website.
Just to be clear, the man and the woman in the above case had a brief relationship where she became pregnant. She carried the baby to term and then gave the baby up to a couple for adoption...the biological Father wanted the baby and was denied, even after proving his ability to care for the .
A situation like this would rip me in two and I don't understand why it's so difficult to understand. When a woman gives birth, the is her own unless she choses to give it up.
Doesn't it make sense that the Father be next in line to care for his baby?
Is a Father only important when he misses a support payment?
What am I missing here?
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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I Don't Know Whether to Laugh or....
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Posted:Mar 1, 2007 5:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2007 11:38 am
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I found out some things about my oldest boy yesterday. I share him with my ex-wife and she's been holding out on me!! I'm not mad at her 'cause I know she means well, and her new hubby and I get along really good...and he ALWAYS fills me in anyway.
He is Thirteen and I found out he has been caught smoking at school...and most recently he skipped out for an afternoon to hang out with a Fifteen year old girl...who I knew existed from all the phone calls here, but I have not yet met.
Part of of me is thinking...oh yeah, that's my boy!!
But then the Father in me wants to smack him up side the head to knock some sense into him. He is very bright, active in sports and generally gets good grades but they have dropped this last semester.
Some days I think he's too bright for his own damn good...especially socially...and he's works his mother like everything...according to her, he never lies, always means well etc, etc,...
What's the best way to keep this young man in line without breaking his spirit?
How can I compensate for his mother's rose colored glasses?
Thanks for any feedback you can give...and have a good one...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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I Don't Know Why Today Is Special
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Posted:Feb 27, 2007 5:56 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2007 11:57 am
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DAMN...I woke up this morning with a big ol' hard-on. I don't mean a "I have to go to the bathroom" hard-on...I mean a raging, throbbing, stick me somewhere hot, wet and tight and make me blow kinda hard-on!!
You could say I was horny as...
expatbrit49[blog expatbrit49] in the vegetable aisle...
or...
moonlightphoenixmoonlightphoenix at a hockey game...
or...
TheAlienPsychoTheAlienPsycho at the Goat farm...
or...
mzhunyhole[blog mzhunyhole] at ...hell, just horny as [blog mzhunyhole]
Thank goodness I convinced the wife to let me throw it in her before work today...or I would have been forced to rub one off myself!!...
Are you horny in the mornings?
Do you like quickies?
Did you get some today?
May you be so horny today you can hardly stand it...and may you have the means to satisfy it!!
Have a good one friends...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...if at first you don't succeed...lower your standards!
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HOLY FUCK!!...I Have a BRAIN TUMOUR???
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Posted:Feb 23, 2007 3:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2007 10:08 am
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Sometimes it it nothing short of astounding how something so good can come from something that seems so bad at the time.
Below is a true story that happened just a few days ago here in Saskatchewan...
Being beaten up during a hockey game may have been the best thing to happen to Saskatchewan referee Dale Neudorf.
If a player hadn't cross-checked him in the face with a hockey stick on Sunday and sent him to hospital, doctors may never have discovered the large tumour in his brain.
RCMP said referees were ejecting a player from the game when the player turned on Neudorf and cross-checked him in the face. When Neudorf fell to the ice, the player started punching him, police said.
Neudorf was rushed to hospital with a broken nose, other facial injuries and short-term memory loss. He is now recovering from the attack.
Doctors spotted the growth while taking an X-ray and a CT scan of Neudorf's brain to make sure he wasn't seriously injured in the on-ice attack near the northern community of Meadow Lake.
"I wouldn't call it fate: I believe there's a God that created me and looks after me," Neudorf, 45, told CBC News on Thursday.
"And whatever methods He uses - if it's a weird incident like a cross-check in the face to get me down here to get my head checked - well, that's probably a good thing."
The Doctors say the tumour is located in the middle of the four lobes of the brain...a coloid syst I think...it is operable and Mr. Neudorf will likely have no long term ill effects since they caught it early enough.
I am thankful to have become aware of this now, as it is so easy to get lulled into routine and even depressed. Just think about the attitude this Mr. Neudorf has. He just got the crap beat out of him only to find out he has a brain tumour. How easy would it be for him to assume the world is out to get him?
He doesn't though...he believes this was by design to ulimately protect him and save his life.
Stories like this just rock my world...and renew my faith that if we can choose to believe it, all things can work together for good...
What do you think of this story?
How would you react?
I hope you all are having a fantastic Friday...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...Mankind will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time we will pick ourselves up and carry on as if nothing happened.
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I've been vewwy, vewwy bad...
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Posted:Feb 21, 2007 5:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2007 8:43 am
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I've been a bad blogger the last few days. First I whine about my marriage sex life, then I whine about not wanting to get a vasectomy and most recently...sharing the pain of my own stupidity getting the skin of my left nut caught in my zipper.
I've managed to respond to most of your most mostly gracious and kind comments...but I haven't taken the time to go visiting around blogland to see what's happening in your world.
Bottom line is there is no excuse and I deserve to be punished...I've been a horrible, selfish, self-centered blogger for the last several days...and I deserve to be punished.
Any suggestions??...
Oh yeah..HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Why I wear Underwear...MOST of the time...
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Posted:Feb 18, 2007 5:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2007 11:01 am
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Here I am nicely nessled in bed this afternoon after sex... are gone to friends...life is good...
...and then theres a BANG BANG BANG on the door...is going crazy...I'm thinking there's a crisis going on!!
I leap from my bed like a fire cracker went off in my ass, throw on my jeans...
...and yank the zipper clean up...with a fold of my nutsack firmly caught!!
JEEZUZZ H KRIST!!!
I don't know who was at the door...may they rot in hell!!
Thank God for frozen peas...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...if you got them by the balls, their heart and mind WILL follow.
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I don't understand...
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Posted:Feb 17, 2007 12:42 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2008 7:35 pm
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I was at a website today...a blog actually, off of this site...that specialized in featuring and extolling all kinds of weird and wacky "body modification" stuff.
We're talking painful, crazy, bizarre things like 'scarification', 'subcutaneous play', 'microdermals', 'Fun With Needles and Speers', 'Bead implants' etc, etc...
I saw a picture where this guy nailed his toe to a friggin 2 x 4...for fun!!
There is a section in there on 'Bisections' where a person would split their tongue in two...and some have done their manhood.... I really don't know how that is beneficial or fun!!
Don't get me wrong, I like the some piercings like a nipple or ears...maybe even a pierced clit I could have some fun with. I want to get a tattoo on my left shoulder...once I figure out what to put there.
I really like when a woman has a tattoo on their lower back...gives me something else to look at during doggy. It would be perfect if someone did the Saturday paper over their whole backside and updated it every week...could really multi-task at that point...
My point is I don't understand the extreme nature of this stuff.
Do you have a lot of piercings or tattoos?
What is the attraction for multiples?
Why would someone put a one inch diameter barrel through the side of their nose??
How do you feel about body modification in general?
If you got a guy naked and he had a 'Bisected' penis what would you do?
Have a great weekend my friends...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Let it Grow, Let it Grow, Let it Grow...
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Posted:Feb 15, 2007 8:57 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2010 10:05 am
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I've been home sthick the last couple of days...the first day I was too sick to pay much attention to things.
Today, I'm well enough to be bored and I was having a bath, getting cleaned up...and I find this hand mirror of my wife's...so I grab that thing and start holding it up at different angles to see what I could see...all over the place!!
I took a good look at that little area between my nuts and my asshole...I never really looked there before...what's that spot called anyway??...
Then I realized if use the hand mirror and a wall mirror I could see my back, the back of my head...and I even bent my ears forward and had a good look there too.
What did I learn from all this? I learned that I am one hairy SOB...on my ass, my back, my ears, the spot that is yet to be named between my nuts and my sphincter and my sphincter too!!
I dated a girl one time who had hairy nipples...not really thick, bushy hairy nipples but a few to several hairs would grow on the areola. She was pretty embarrassed about it but it didn't bother me much, get rid of them and move on...what are ya gonna do?
I've posted about getting the grey hairs off of my balls along with a couple other attempts at hair removal...and I'm about ready to give up.
I figure if my nose hair gets too long I'll just curl it or braid in some colored beads and call it good.
I'm not sure what the purpose of hair in and on my ears is but I'm getting tired of yanking them out too...it hurts like a -of-a-bitch...just like the nose hairs.
The only reason I care about stray hair is so many others do. It's not like I planned it this way...the little fuckers just pop up everywhere.
I'm guilty too of caring...where I like a nice neatly trimmed pussy...I guess I just don't like beating around the bush with anything.
Why is body hair in certain places such a taboo?
How did we get so anti-hair?
Are you hair challenged or are you Sasquatch's cousin?
What's the big hairy deal?...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...no hairs were hurt during the creation of this post.
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I'm A Man...But I Can Change...I guess...If I HAVE too...
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Posted:Feb 14, 2007 2:26 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 5:04 am
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The post title is from a long running Canadian Television series called "The Red Green Show"...affectionately called "The Man Prayer".
I'm a normal guy...I'm borish sometimes, sexually driven, selfish in many ways...including not wanting to have a vasectomy!!
But I am also a guy who knows a good thing when it whacks me up side the head...and this blog family I've been blessed with...all you guys and gals...are near the top of the list of good things in my life.
I'd like to say I blog for myself...but that would be a lie...I came here seeking answers, seeking friends...and your comments are very important to accomplishing those purposes I have for being here, allowing us to interact and share our lives.
I also blog now in part for you. For whatever crazy reason, you keep coming back here to see what I have to say...you seem to value it or gain enjoyment from it or maybe you're looking for answers to your own questions, I don't know...but if nobody ever came to read it or leave comments, I don't know that I would keep putting posts up...but that's just me.
What I'm trying to say is...thanks again for all you have given to me, and continue to give every day......you, by your comments and your posts in your own blogs, help me to be a better man every single day.
Happy Valentines Day!!
I hope you are appreciated by someone close to your heart today......and that you have the opportunity to give some love in return...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...the picture with this post is meant to bring a smile to all your faces...and in particular one friend today...
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NO I WON'T...YOU CAN'T MAKE ME...YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME YOU KNOW...
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Posted:Feb 12, 2007 2:11 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:12 pm
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Since there's no easy way to say it, I'll just say it...I don't wanna have a vasectomy.
The whole idea of it freaks me out...sheesh, I'm still trying to handle hair removal down there and I'm supposed to OK with a couple "minor" incisions!?!?!?!
I'm sorry, but there is nothing "minor" about cutting even a small hole in my nutsack.
It got brought up today...I think she's trying to get even with me for hiding the puzzles outta the newspaper...
There...I feel better now...
Have a super day friends...and if there's something I need to know about this...spill it...I seriously have a high level of discomfort with it...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...did I mention the idea of getting a vasectomy freaks me out??...
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