2. Last night you tied one on at a local bar and met someone that you had sloppy drunk sex with at their place. You wake up in the wee hours, remorseful, and decide to split while he/she/it is asleep. Do you leave a note or quietly slip out the door?
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it".