Rockin Testimonials
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Posted:Oct 6, 2009 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2009 5:44 am
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I was looking at profiles today and I started to wonder about some of the guys on here. I always look at the testimonials, who doesn't. Plenty of men on here have those STUPID fake testimonials on there from the super hot woman who says "i saw you on here today and think we could be more than friends, get with me on yahoo at blah blah blah" and half the shit is spelled wrong anyway. One guy had three testimonials with three different pictured women, and guess what...they all said the EXACT same thing. What are ya, STUPID? Or desperate to have a testimonial..i don't know. I think I'll go write some real words to some friends...
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Brand New Experience
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Posted:Aug 13, 2009 9:55 am
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2020 12:44 pm
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I had my first experience with a woman the other night. An old (and great) lover text me and asked me if i was interested in a threesome with a woman who was dominant toward women, and submissive toward him. He said that meant she would do whatever I wanted as well as whatever he wanted, be as rough or as gentle as I would like...and then he said that she likes it really really rough and I could choke her or smack her as he fucked her. HMMMM, a big red light started flashing in my brain that maybe this wasn't the greatest idea, but i let him talk me into it...mainly from curiousity and because it was established that I wanted no part in licking her pussy, it's just not my thing, and because I have a history with him, i trust him to some extent.
So I went, and I was nervous. But my friend started kissing my neck and playing with my tits the way I like, and I relaxed somewhat...and then it heated up a bit. I have to admit, that I certainly did enjoy the feeling of a hard dick inside me with a soft tongue on my clit, mmmmm!!! And I really enjoyed the feeling of two people sucking hard on my nipples at the same time, that was HOT to me! But when it came time for him to fuck her, i was bored and didn't know what the heck to do. And then later when he was fucking just me, she was in the background doing some pretty funky things to herself from what i could hear, and I was a little weirded out by that "rough" side of her...
Maybe it was because she wasn't "my type" of woman, if I had one. I think that I prefer soft and more girly somehow. I was under the impression that she would be spending some quality time with me, but what it boiled down to was her taking a sideline role with my friend as the main show of the evening, and I honestly didn't mind, but i thought the whole point was for him to watch us and to let me experience sex with a woman. And one thing that didn't happen was any type of kissing between anyone....kinda strange in my opinion, but at the time it was alright. So I walked away sexually satisfied but mentally discontent. Should I try it again? Should I find a woman I'm more attracted to? But then what man would be there...i can't ask just everyone for that kind of favor...
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Ahhhh isn't everyone?
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Posted:Jul 16, 2009 8:57 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2009 5:24 pm
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I was cruisin through the myspace world the other day when I came across an amusing profile description. It said basically, "i am a person unlike most others...i think differently, i see the world differently." REALLY? Doesn't EVERYONE feel that they are unique in their own way? I think i'm quite unique on this site because i'm one of the nice, real people on here...but you know, i bet every one of you reading this thinks the same thing...so how unique is that? lol Oh well, no real point here, just something that made me pause.
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No really! I'm Not Like All The Other Guys (same old story, from MY point of view)
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Posted:Jul 4, 2009 9:32 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2009 5:44 pm
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Really, i'm not like all the other guys on here, i'm different (not weird). Really, it's the women on this site that are fake and that lead the men on, it's sooo unfair! These fake women never do what they say and i'm so glad you that i found you, cuz you seem really fun and well, just REAL. I'll tell you what:
I would NEVER talk to you on instant messenger and act like i'm interested, only to blow you off the next time. I would NEVER meet you in a parking lot and make out with you when you're half drunk and act like i'm interested, and then blow you off the next time. I would NEVER set up a time to meet you and then blow you off for some random reason. I would NEVER lead you to believe that i think you're awesome and that I have a really great time being around you and then mysteriously vanish into thin air. I would NEVER keep you waiting for a loooooooong time, because I do want you really bad. It's just that blah blah happened, and then i overslept, and then wouldn't you know it, blah blah blah happened again and then my work called and i gotta go blah blah blah and i couldn't help it! I'm sorry, it won't happen again cuz i'm not like all the other guys in the world.
Sincere thanks to each and every one of you "normal" guys who made this blog possible.
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Dick For a Day
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Posted:Jun 25, 2009 9:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2009 8:07 pm
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I want to have a dick for a day. Just one day. I like being a girl, I really do...but i've always wondered what's on the dark side. I want to be the one to be dominant, I want to push my way into something warm and soft and wet and see how amazing it feels. I want to walk around thinking about sex all the time (oh wait, that's not only guys who do that!). I want to be able to act like a dick and get away with it, just cuz i'm a guy for a day...ohhhh the freedom....but then again, maybe i'd be super nice to women and pay attention to what they say and how they feel. I'd get laid cuz i'd be a sensitive guy...you never know.
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Fuck Me Like You Paid For It
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Posted:Jun 21, 2009 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2009 5:03 pm
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I saw that as someone's Bling on their page, and i loved it. I want some enthusiasm, someone to take what they want and someone to GIVE what i want. I feel a little bit like i've been jerked around lately, misled whatever. Come on, i'm not looking for a fucking life partner, I'm looking for someone I can have consistently awesome sex with...pretty dang simple really.
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*sigh*
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Posted:Jun 19, 2009 2:38 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2009 5:02 pm
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I believe that if you like someone, you should let them know. I believe words are easier than texts, and in many cases, much better. I like to text, it's a fun way to get to know little tiny bits of people, but the real stuff has to happen with voices or *gasp* face-to-face. Maybe i'm too blunt. If i like someone, I'm gonna tell em, i'm transparant that way, silly silly me.
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Polishin the Rocket
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Posted:May 23, 2009 8:32 am
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2011 9:58 am
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I know there are many many euphemisms for masturbation, and I know that I don't know very many of em... Come on, share your favorites with me, make me laugh! Thanks to Roy for this new fave of mine...Holding a staff meeting...{=}
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Cell phones are takin over the world
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Posted:May 18, 2009 7:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2009 8:40 am
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I went out this weekend. I don't usually do that, i'm pretty much a boring old person already. But my friend is newly single and wanted to have "girls night out", so why not? And I made a new friend through her, so i'm cool. Actually, I pretty much look like the girl next door, innocent and sweet...it's a look i've cultivated for years, and it works for me. Nobody would suspect that i'd do anything wrong, unless they are in my "circle of trust" lol!! And this new friend, well, she's the opposite. She has blue hair and several tattoos and the attitude to go with it all, and is totally fun to go out with.
So anyway, even being drunk on three of the huge blue Long Island Iced Teas they have at Buffalo Wild Wings, here's what i noticed all night long...everyone, everywhere...was on their cell phone all night long. There were five people at my table, and at one point, every single person had their phone out texting someone else. (yeah, me included, but SO what? lol) Whatever happened to actually paying attention to the people you're with instead of paying attention to someone who couldn't come/wouldn't come/shouldn't come? How did people communicate before cell phones, does anyone actually remember?
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Horoscope
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Posted:May 18, 2009 6:15 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2021 7:19 pm
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AQUARIUS: You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
PISCES: You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
ARIES: You have a wild imagination and often think that you are being followed by the FBI or the CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a dipshit.
TAURUS: You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
GEMINI: You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on .
CANCER: You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO: You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than other forms of sex.
VIRGO: You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Viros make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA: You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are probably queer. Chances for employment are nil. More Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO: The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittariuses are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
CAPRICORN: You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should crawl in a corner and die.
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Ho Hum
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Posted:May 13, 2009 8:28 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2009 4:42 pm
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I'm feeling a little BLAH today. It's rainy and crappy outside, no sun shining to brighten the mood. I'm bored but I don't want to go anywhere. And I text someone I shouldn't have last night and let myself down. Boo hisss for depressing days.
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