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ATTENTION ANY INSTITUTION USING THIS SITE
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Posted:Dec 13, 2018 7:59 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:10 am
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You have my permission to use me in any in situ sperm motility studies involving Scandinavian Airline Stewardesses or female nude beach volleyball players.
Too I to train any female contestant for next Nathan’s Hot eating contest by helping her overcome her gag reflect by holding her nose and inserting my maleness which in length and girth approximates an all beef tube steak (as long as she brings her own bread).
If any institution has a grant for weight loss regimens I would encourage you to consider a research paper on my patented “Gnostic Love Bondage and Discipline Restricted Calorie Diet.” It is guaranteed to take inches of those hips via a Ball Gag stuck between those lips.
Look there researchers, respect the privacy of those that don’t want to be fucked with.
Bring forth and bend over your test subjects and I, for the sake of good science, will fuck them for you.
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THE HUMOROUS AND ARCANE ART OF TROLL DETECTION
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Posted:Dec 11, 2018 11:41 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:10 am
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Text my # now ok 3234731185 Just let me know once your already did text my ill be waiting now your text baby if you want to me baby Ok?.
And so it was this 29 year old girl from Georgia just happened to be visiting her Aunt in the same town where I lived.
She had to have read my profile to know that.
Her profile was just created today 11/11 and I was the lucky first soul she choose to IM with.
What a lucky 62 year old man I am!
I have always been a great admirer of Peter Falk's COLUMBO and find that being the bit of a befuddled old guy can be disarming and facilitates the gathering of clues as to whether I am dealing with good fortune, a shill or a troll.
So I asked "have you ever lived anywhere else?"
"No" she said.
I found that curious given 323 is a Los Angeles area code.
Her rush to get me offline and into a phone session was a relatively old ploy.
But the context and syntax of the conversation usually gives them away.
"ill be waiting now your text baby if you want to me baby Ok?. "
You can imbue a shill or troll with tits au natural or stolen from pics of someone else. You can create a fictional profile, it happens all the time.
But what inevitably gives them away is linguistic content and syntax.
If the pics and profile bespeak a debutante and the words are not even close to idiomatic English have fun with it or just turn it off and get back to catching up on the second season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
Play safe; be well.
-J
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GNOSTIC LOVE
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Posted:Dec 3, 2018 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2018 12:17 pm
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Let us go there
You and I
Where time is suspended
Under a starlit sky
Between the setting
And rising sun
I will TAKE YOU
Where you have never been
Or perhaps where you wish
To go again
Give me your trust
Your body, your soul
And I will add depth
To the pleasures you have known
For I a Druid
Pagan wise
And I see you
With eyes that see beyond
Beneath and through
Your daily social veneer
I see into that
Dark Yearning
Where your fires are smouldering
Waiting to be fanned into a roaring flame
Empty your mind
Of preconceived notions
Open yourself up
Completely
Kneeling
Eyes pleading
And I will share with you
The wisdom
of my
Knowledge and experience
Be the Instrument
of your own awakening
And I will play upon the fibers
Of your being
A concerto
That is uniquely you
Evoking from you sounds both
Sublime and profane
I do not as so many do
wish to push your limits
Rather in the application of
Esoteric mysticism
I wish to
Expand your potential
Your capacity
For fulfillment
Satisfying your deepest darkest desires
In ways you may not have known
In what were here to fore
Ways that were unthinkable
Unimaginable
before the walls of ego
And Pride
Came down
In the letting go
and surrender
I will empty you
Of frustration
Free you
Of limitations
That prevented your
Sensual fulfillment
Drink of the experience
Until your body, heart and soul
Are overflowing
With satisfaction and serenity
And as the new day dawns
You will emerge transmogrified
By the arcane magik
That is a Druid's Gnostic Love
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TRANS-scendant Improviso
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Posted:Dec 3, 2018 7:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2018 7:28 pm
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SHE has freed herself from
The manifest destiny of HER birth
Having suffered HER physical bonds for so long
SHE at last is freed of those shackles
Ready to tackle
HER new life
A life defined on HER terms
As SHE yearns to fulfill
HER
SECRET SELF
Freed to fulfill HER vision now
Instead of that foist on HER by someone else
Or society, Religion even
"Girls are girls and boys are boys"
But somewhere in that dichotomy
A NEW GURL IS BORN
Born of her own desires
An immaculate conception if you will
In an age and time when the platitudes are
"You can be anything you want to be"
So long as your "being"
Is socially acceptable
Perhaps SHE is not what God wrought
Perhaps SHE is born of thought
And the IRREPRESSIBLE DESIRE
Burning hot
Like a fire
In HER soul
And
Loins
Heart, Mind and BODY
All struggling as one
To seek a definition
Of what SHE is
Instead of what SHE was told
SHE had to be In her youth
SHE is a lucky one for many exclaim
"What's the use?"
And continue, as Thoreau said,
"In lives of quiet desperation"
But this newborn GURL
Now lives in anticipation
Knowing what SHE is to be
SHE IS NOW BECOMING
And what of HER chrysalis?
The discerning eye will see
The Butterfly emerges
Spreading HER wings
Experiencing HER
URGES
With the hope of satisfaction
Now within reach
For SHE is true
To HERSELF
Not
Anyone else
And what of this transformation?
Some see Moth I say Butterfly
For how can it not be?
SHE looks like a Porsche
In HER mirror
Who cares what is under the hood?
And in the midst of this TRANS-formative period
It is only natural to live what SHE has become
Old or
Young
SHE now seeks to
Belong
To be appreciated, respected
And molded perhaps by a strong willed man
A man strong enough
To accept HER as she is
To treat HER
AS SHE wants to be treated
In the end I submit this GURL
Is no different than anyone else
SHE just wants to be respected and accepted
As SHE sees herself.
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The Vivisectionist
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 11:44 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2018 11:48 pm
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There you are laid out
In anticipation before me
As I seek to understand you
To probe your passionate soul
With skill, patience and care
I will separate your essence
From the veneer and trappings
Of your everyday life
Using my wisdom and knowledge
I will make whole again
What is within you that life has eroded
I will fortify you through our mutual desires
And I shall reconstitute your world view
With new meaning
And in the gestalt that emerges
You will understand
What we have become
Is more than the two of us.
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VISION QUEST
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 11:18 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 3:49 am
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Let us go at last
Stumbling through the huddled masses
Searching for what we hope to find
With patience and an open mind
Knowing that the spark will die
If we do not try to keep it alive
As we search for the what we need
We will perhaps by chance meet
And find we are fellow travellers
Who may share a path for a while
As we huddle for warmth together
In a cold and lonely world
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I am occasionally sad that Bush died
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2018 6:34 pm
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Pubic hair silly not the former President...
It seems more and more slick shaved pubic mounds are all the fad now... and they are in my opinion as much fun to shave as they are to eat. Having said that I occasionally harken back to the Vintage section of yee olde HUB with a bit of nostalgia.
The shaved pubis to me seems emblematic of modernity tinged femininity as well as reminiscent of Greek statuary and have both esthetic and functional beauty to be sure but then there is the bushier side of the coin.
Pubic hair to me is like a womanly Bonsai... wild or kept they are natures sign that pubescence is past and all that transition entails.
More so there is a somatic as well as a Neurophysiological connection involved in my humble opinion.
Reach down with tweezers and pluck one out, an eyelash will do in a pinch... ouch right?
Hairs are sensory inputs like cats whiskers.... they are also caches of uniquely womanly aromas.
When your pubic hair meshes with that of a woman there is I think a subliminal sexual Morse code being passed along the nerve pathways.
Also munching in the bush tickles your nose and is a distinctly olfactory pleasure.
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The flies don't lie
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 6:27 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2024 3:10 am
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The molecular biologist Galit Shohat-Ophir at Bar Ilan University in Israel and her colleagues discovered that fruit flies stressed by being deprived of mating opportunities reportedly seek out alcohol, which is widely present in nature in the form of fermented fruits.
You see I can relate to that research: DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVIN TOO!
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Welcome to my Gonstic Love Blog
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2018 12:18 am
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I think it's time for some serious thinking about irreverent subjects and irreverent thinking about serious subjects.
I am a very avid extemporaneous poet and I write about whatever on Polyamory Date inspires me.
Same with the prose work I contribute.
I hope you enjoy it.
- J
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To link to this blog (GnosticLove) use [blog GnosticLove] in your messages.
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