Women Who Swallow Sperm Have Lower Miscarriage Risk, Study Reveals
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Posted:Apr 7, 2019 1:01 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 3:49 pm
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Women who perform more oral sex on their partners may have lower risk of having recurrent miscarriage, according to a new study highlighting how oral exposure to sperm could "influence pregnancy outcome in a positive way."
The findings, published in the Journal of Reproductive Immunology, backs previous research that suggested there are some paternal factors, especially semen, that can affect the female immune system before and after conception.
The researchers from the Leiden University Medical Center in the Netherlands found that oral exposure to seminal fluid could induce maternal tolerance to paternal antigens, ScienceAlert reported Wednesday. The findings come from the analysis of the data of 97 women who had at least three consecutive miscarriages before the study and 7 women who never lost pregnancies.
The Dutch team provided questionnaires asking the participants about their sexual activities with their partners. Results showed that 56.9 percent of the miscarriage group reported having oral sex with their partners, while 72.9 percent of the non-miscarriage group had more oral sex.
"This matched case control study suggests that women with recurrent miscarriage had less oral sex compared to women with uneventful pregnancy," the researchers said in the study. "This is in line with the hypothesis that the gut has the most adequate absorption in the absence of an inflammatory environment, and seminal fluid contains soluble HLA antigens which can already induce maternal immune tolerance towards inherited paternal antigens of the fetus before implantation."
An earlier research suggested that swallowing sperm could reduce the occurrence of the pregnancy disorder preeclampsia.
The latest findings did not provide a direct link between oral sex and the reduction in miscarriages. However, the researchers said seminal fluid potentially has some immunoregulatory factors, which could an important role in creating maternal tolerance to protect fetus during pregnancy.
Such factors, including cytokines, hormones and soluble HLA antigens have been proven effective through vaginal exposure.
The researchers noted a larger study is needed to confirm their findings and to provide the direct link between sperm exposure and lower risk of recurrent msicarriages.
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Colombian woman known as 'The Beast' dies after 'five hours of drug-fuelled sex'
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Posted:Mar 21, 2019 1:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2019 2:57 pm
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The 32-year-old woman, known as 'La Fiera' suffered a cardiac arrest after the marathon romping session
A woman has died after having sex with a partner for five consecutive hours, it is believed.
The 32-year-old, known as 'The Beast', told her partner that she felt dizzy before going into cardiac arrest at a hotel in southern Cali, Colombia, reported La Republica .
Her partner called for emergency services but they reportedly took too long to arrive.
He then wrapped the unconscious woman in a blanket and took a taxi to the University Hospital of Valle.
Police officers learned later that the pair had taken drugs in attempt to prolong the sex.
It's said that they had been having sex for five hours non-stop.
An investigation into the woman's death has been launched to determine if the woman was a habitual drug user and if the substance had an influence on her death.
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Is Your Penis Good Looking?
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Posted:Sep 12, 2015 6:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2022 12:30 pm
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Swiss researchers recently wanted to explore whether women think guys with surgically corrected hyposadias—a birth defect in which your meatus, or urethral opening, is on the underside of your penis—have regular-looking rods.
As part of the study, the scientists asked female participants to rank which factors they considered most important in an attractive penis. File this under “requests that are only acceptable in a lab setting.”
Turns out women don’t love any particular penis trait. They rated overall genital appearance as the most important factor, followed by pubic hair.
Super precise characteristics like penile length, look of the scrotum, and position and shape of the meatus rounded out the least important qualities:
“Women perceive a wide variation of penile appearances as normal or good-looking,” says study author Norma Ruppen-Greeff, M.Sc.
Nothing mind-blowing, but here’s the nice thing about the results: While you might feel self-conscious about a schlong that comes up short or balls that hang a little low, women don’t focus on any one area when they judge your Johnson—they look at the total package. (And we already told you that Penis Size Doesn’t Matter.)
So you just need to freshen up. You always look your best after a haircut, right? Researchers from Indiana University found that 75 percent of women say they would like their guy to trim down below, so here are 7 Tricks You Must Follow When Grooming Your Guy Parts.
Sprucing up your schlong can also make you feel sexier, boosting your confidence both in and out of the sack, the study says
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Merry Xmas
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Posted:Dec 24, 2014 3:47 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 3:49 pm
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Happy Holidays!
The four stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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A Christmas Card from Santa
I write this letter to tell you,
High taxes have taken away,
The things I really cherish:
My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.
I'm forced to ride a donkey,
Who's old and crippled and slow.
So, if I don't see you at Christmas time,
I'm out on my ass in the snow.
Santa
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A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus
so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa
arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He
is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa,
please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the , you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says
in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the , you know."
Santa begins to sweat.
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go, gotta get the resents to the , you know."
Santa wipes his brow.
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says,
"HEY HEY HEY, Gottastay, Gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way !!!
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The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents
with her maid.
"Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.
"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.
The woman frowned icily. "He doesn't really need that. A butler never
entertains. He'll get a tie."
The maid grimaced, but said only, "What about a dress for Jenny, the
serving girl?"
The woman frowned again. "She doesn't really need a new dress. She'll
only get in trouble. We'll get her another apron."
The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing
At her employer's arrogance when they reached her husband.
"I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?" the
maid replied.
"Of course," the woman replied.
"Then what about three more inches?", said the maid.
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Why a Christmas tree is better than a man!
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
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Why Santa can't possibly be a man:
a. Men can't pack a bag
b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen
with all those elves
d. Men don't answer their mail
e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in
just as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"
f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them
g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
ability to pick up women
h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know
what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the
boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".
The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every
letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have
all kinds of candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I
can smell it on your finger!"
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Roses are Redish, Violets are Bluesh.
If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.
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The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
He was waiting for the snow blower!
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Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St. Peter.
St. Peter says, "In honor of the season, you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
"What do they symbolize?" asks St. Peter.
"They're candles!"
"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates."
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a
couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them.
"What do they symbolize?" inquires St. Peter.
"They're bells!"
"Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!"
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets,
finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties.
He holds them up proudly.
Puzzled, St. Peter asks, "What do they symbolize?"
"They're Carol's!"
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!
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Posted:Nov 27, 2014 7:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2014 4:00 pm
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!
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Do you realize if the Pilgrims had first shot a wildcat instead of a
turkey, we'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving?
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RECIPE FOR TURKEY DRESSING
4 EGGS, BEATEN
7 CUPS POPCORN, UNPOPPED
2 CUPS BREAD CRUMBS
2 CUPS RICE
1 CUP CELERY
1 PACKAGE LIPTON ONION SOUP MIX
MIX ALL INGREDIENTS AND STUFF BIRD. ROAST FOR 3 HOURS IN 350 DEGREE OVEN.
AT THE END OF 3 HOURS, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE THE
POPCORN IS GOING TO BLOW THE ASS OFF THAT BIRD!!!!
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Butterball always has a turkey hot-line that they man every year to
field questions about how to cook a turkey. This one lady called and
asked how long it'd take to roast her bird. The representative asked,
"How much does it weigh?" The lady replied, "I don't know. It's still
running around outside!"
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Thanksgiving Trivia...
Ben Franklin wanted the turkey, not the eagle, to be the U.S. national
symbol. He considered the eagle a "bird of bad moral character" because
it lives by being a shrewd thief.
Franklin Roosevelt tried to change the Thanksgiving holiday date to the
next-to-last Thursday in November in order to create a longer Christmas
shopping season, but was forced to move Thanksgiving back to its
original date because of negative public response.
The heaviest turkey ever raised weighed in at 86 lbs, about the size of
a large German Shepherd. It was grown in England.
When Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin sat down to eat their first meal
on the moon, their foil food packets contained roasted turkey and all
of the trimmings.
Turkeys can drown if they look up when it is raining.
Turkeys in fields near the Air Force test areas over which the sound
barrier was broken were known to drop dead from the shock of passing jets.
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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"How many are coming?"
"Just lay back and take it easy I'll do the rest."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat!"
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"Just reach in and grab the giblets."
"Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
"I am in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
"Talk about a HUGE breast!"
"And he forces his way into the end zone!"
"She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
"It's cool whip time!"
"If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
"It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pussy?
Pussy makes it's own gravy.
How come it takes 6 men to carry a man to his grave
but only one woman to put him there?
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
nothing(and then they marry him).
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I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving
too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
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You Might Be A Redneck If:
You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
You've ever re-used a paper plate.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on
the side.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer
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'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation With all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
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The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.
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Blonde Moments!
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner
without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she
prepared a dinner for herself. The next day her mother called
to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much
trouble trying to eat the turkey?" said the .
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
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One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub.
He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in
the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake,
surprising a woman sitting on the can.
"This is for ladies!" she screamed!!
The drunk waved his dick at her and said,
"What's the problem? So is this!"
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Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while
their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in and tells the first man,
"Congratulations, You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota Twins
baseball team!"
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You
are the father of triplets."
"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has
given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence!" he tells her. "I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask
him what was wrong.
He moans, "I work for Seven-Eleven!"
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101 reasons to stay single !!!!
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Posted:Dec 19, 2011 11:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2013 3:53 pm
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101 reasons to stay single
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don't have to share
19. You don't have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.
24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.
25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm pregnant" factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.
39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?" or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.
46. There's only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.
51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don't even have to hide it!)
57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).
68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need to make more money."
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.
77. You don't have to deal with someone else's all the time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.
92. learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)
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6 weirdest facts and tales about breasts
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Posted:Dec 7, 2011 9:42 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 3:49 pm
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We men really do love breasts: we talk about them, brag about touching them and apparently now write extensive comedy articles about them for the internet. Many women might think it’s juvenile on our part to obsess so much over nothing more than a pair of meat sacks filled with fat, but there are many stories out there which support our collective theory that breasts are just plain awesome.
So sit back and relax, here are the 6 weirdest facts and tales about breasts.
6. Small KnockersAlmost Got Vietnamese Bikers Banned From the Roads
In 2008 the Vietnamese government was seriously considering banning all females whose chests measured less than 28 inches from riding their motorbikes on public roads. Allegedly this was a bid from the Ministry of Health aimed at making sure that the people behind the handlebars remain healthy, but it’s quite obvious that they were just trying to pressure the women into getting boob jobs.
If you have ever interacted with a Vietnamese person or saw one of those oriental X-rated movies on the ad**t You Tubes that everybody’s talking about, then you know that eastern Asian females don’t really carry around a pair of huge portable airbags on their chests. In that region small breasts are not the sign of sickness, they are the sign of (a little bit depressing and flat) normality, and it almost cost thousands of ladies the use of their Vespas.
In 2009 however, the proponents of this bill finally got smacked over the head by their wives and the idea died out
5. Breasts Can Become Bigger Via a Cellphone Ringtone
Speaking of smaller breasts from East Asia, it somehow seems appropriate that the inventor of the first noninvasive breast augmentation procedure that probably works, hails from Japan. For a number of years now Dr. Hideto Tomabechi has been preoccupied with 2 things: sounds and breasts, and in 2008 he combined his 2 passions into the “Rock Melon” – a ringtone which supposedly causes titties to gain in size if you just listen to it.
Dr. Tomabechi has designed the “Rock Melon” sound to carry with it a subliminal cry of an infant , which allegedly works on a woman’s brain causing it to instinctively switch to motherhood mode, making her chest jugs fill with milk. After listening to the tone 20 times a day for a couple of days, one of the good doctor’s test subjects reported her breasts grew in size by almost an entire inch!
The only question that remains is: why aren’t we feeding this sound through every loudspeaker in the country?
4. Sufficiently Big Melons Can Keep You Out of Prison
You would think that the only way breasts could keep anyone from doing jail-time is if that person went back to the judge’s chambers and let him touch them for a couple of minutes. But luckily there are less sad examples of the twins providing legal representation in court, as was the case with Serena Kozakura.
In 2007 Serena Kozakura, 38, was convicted of property destruction after she allegedly kicked in the wooden doors to an unnamed man’s apartment and trashed it to hell. However, during a reenactment of the crime, Kozakura proved that the hole someone made in the door was way too small for her and her impressive 44-inch chest to crawl through.
Based on just that, the woman was acquitted. It’s probably safe to say she will never curse her massive knockers ever again after it turned out they are her own personal pair of top notch defense lawyers. Oh breasts, is there anything you cannot do?
3. Hooters Are Getting Huger
A few years ago some UK researchers turned to the world and said “We have good news and we have better news”. The good news was that someone actually gave them money to study boob sizes around the world. The better news was that their findings showed that, worldwide, breasts are getting bigger and bigger.
Just in the UK alone, the average bra size had gone up from 34B to a way juicier 36C. As for the rest of the world, breast sizes had been continuously going up for the last 10-15 years, averaging now almost an entire cup bigger than just a decade ago. If this trend continues, someday we might actually need an M-cup bra size.
Plastic surgeries must have some part in this, but diet and lifestyles cannot be ignored. We definitely eat more and exercise less now, and all that fat has to go somewhere – the fact that it seems to be going mainly to breasts is the best evidence that God exists and that he loves us.
2. There Do Exist Women with Three Breasts
A big part of any boy’s life is catching the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie “Total Recall” one night after his parents went to sleep and witnessing that scene with the 3-breasted alien . For many of us that has been a defining moment of our childhoods, the start of a journey to find a girl with 3 fun-bags on her chest. Sadly, we later realized that they just don’t exist…
Or so we thought. Thanks to a wondrous example of life imitating art it turns out that some women can have 3 breasts. The medical condition is called “polymastia” or “supernumerary breasts” and works just like the superfluous nipple bit. Some supernumerary breasts (see, even science knows that those are “super”!) might not even make their presence known until puberty, that special time when a polymastic girl first starts to resemble a from a cheesy Sci-Fi movie.
Location wise, polymastia can manifest itself virtually anywhere on the front of the body, hopefully somewhere between the first and second boob. So that’s one accurate prediction “Total Recall” has made. Now, where are our virtual reality machines?
1. Breast Implants Can Save Your Life
The comparison of boobies to automobile airbags is as old as breast fascination itself. Cavemen probably made that joke in their cave drawings. But it turns out it might not just be sexism on the men’s part, because in at least one documented case, a woman’s life was saved in car crash when her silicone augmented breasts acted as airbags-like cushioning devices.
In 2006 a women from the Bulgarian city of Ruse was in a pretty horrific car accidents that left both cars totaled. She and the other driver survived but in her case it was thanks solely to those bigger plastic tits which took upon themselves the force of the impact, rupturing right there on the spot and leaving the women alive, though heavily deflated.
If it wasn’t for them, the woman might have hit the steering wheel full on, damaging her internal organs and maybe even banging up her heart a little. This is an obvious sign that Evolution wants our women to have bigger knockers. Maybe later down the line car companies will get rid of airbags altogether and simply offer free boob jobs to female drivers with each purchase.
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Top 10 Myths About Sex
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Posted:Nov 28, 2011 8:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2011 2:42 pm
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Top 10 Myths About Sex
There is a lot of sex talk out there, but there are just as many fallacies finding their way between the sheets as there
are truths. Now we all know that the size of a man’s appendage versus his outer extremities (hand, head, foot) has no
proven correlation, and nor does the act of self-gratification stand to make one go blind. There are however several
myths that have not been publicly chastised for their ridiculous nature, and often are still believed to be truth rather than
fiction. Let’s look at these top ten myths about sex.
10. A Cold Shower Dashes the Libido
A cold shower has been said to curb peak sexual appetite, simply by reducing the amount of testosterone levels in
men and estrogen levels in women. There is simply no proven basis for this belief, and in fact, an English study for
Thrombosis has shown that a cold shower actually stimulates libido by increasing hormone levels. The end result is
even more sexual excitement than was first started with. Take heart all ye anxious ladies and gentlemen, as I hear a
ball peen hammer and wooden plank still does wonders for destroying ones sexual appetite!
9. The Power of a Lover’s Stare
The power of a lover’s stare has been written in romance novels ever since an ink pen was first laid to a piece of
parchment. True lovers have been said to have the ability to stare into each others eyes for hours on end, falling in
love again and again, without ever growing tired. However, what has actually been found in studies, is that staring at
your lover has about a 50/50 chance of promoting feelings of love and passion. The other fifty percent of the time it
promotes aggression and annoyance, which has been documented in couple studies as fighting and arguing. I guess
it is true… all’s fair in love and war!
8. Sex During the Final Stages of Pregnancy
A lot of expecting couples express fear of hurting their baby during intercourse. Especially during the final trimester.
However, most research today not only shows that intercourse is completely safe for the , it actually can promote
a healthier, speedier labor and delivery. It is an old wives tale that sex is bad for the fetus once it is past a certain stage
of growth. Many doctors say that you should be able to have a healthy sexual relationship with your partner right up until
the day of delivery. Chalk much of this myth up to man’s over-exaggeration of his unit!
7. Thinking of Someone Else During Sex is a Bad Sign for a Relationship
Did you know that upwards of 90% of all sexually active folk in the world think about someone else during sex with their
partner. It is actually a completely natural part of a healthy sexual relationship. The majority of folks think about friends,
neighbors, or co-workers, while a slightly smaller percentage (25% of Canadian men) prefer fantasizing about
imaginary characters. Everything from Betty Boop to the Lone Ranger has run through the minds of countless lovers
over the decades, and should not be considered an indicator that a relationship is heading for the rocks.
6. Women and Fast Cars (Modern Myth)
If you were to ask a woman today if she was turned-on by the growl of a big engine, she would probably scoff at the
thought. In fact, in light of the popular green movement, it is now popular for women to prefer men who drive
environmentally-friendly vehicles, such as the Toyota Prius. However, a recent study says differently… a lot differently.
It turns out, women show substantial increases in sexual arousal (measured by testosterone in saliva) while listening to
the sound of a high performance Maserati, as compared to a low performance Volkswagen (VW) Polo. In fact, the VW
actually decreased the arousal of women below that of the baseline of watching the nerdy scientists test their
equipment before the study began. Talk about an anti-aphrodisiac!
5. Inbreeding Produces Babies with Three Heads
While considered a bit of a joke, inbreeding has been said to cause everything from a baby with three heads to mutant
X-Men. In truth, while inbreeding should not necessarily be considered a good thing, it is not nearly as bad as some
people think. A 30-year Western Australian study, looked at cultures who regularly practice first cousin marriages and
found no abnormalities in their offspring beyond that of what would be expected from any other traditional, unrelated
couple. The same myth also applies to inbreed animals, who are not always the weaker of the species.
4. Race is a Good Indicator of a Man’s Sexual Endowment
While some races have enjoyed basking in the limelight of these rumors, there is actually no scientific basis of this
myth. While your cousin’s friend, who knew a girl, who dated several professional basketball players claims this myth
maybe true, a study from the Porterback Clinic, Royal Hallamshire Hospital, and St. James’ Hospital, says differently.
The study found that a man’s physical endowment had absolutely nothing to do with his race, creed, or color. It’s has
much more to do with that haphazard toss of the genetic die that came soon after that glimmer from our parents eye.
3. Plentiful Sex and the Swinging Single
While it is common belief that once you get married, sex gets thrown out the window, most research suggests that
married couples actually have more sex than the swinging single. This is mostly because couples living together are
presented with more opportunities to have sex. Anywhere from 25 to 300 percent more opportunity for sex, on
average. However, over the course of marriage, sex dwindles, leaving the frequency of sex comparable to that of a
lifetime of living single. One way to improve your odds of having more sex, is to marry multiple times. However, the
stress of all those marriages/divorces just might toss you right into an early grave, leaving you with even less sex!
2. Sex Every Seven Seconds
The common belief by many women, is that men think about sex at least once every seven seconds. Truth is, men
today are actually too weighed down with thoughts of success and finances to devote that kind of brain power to the
subject. In fact, only half of men (54 percent) think about sex once per day according to the Kinsey Institute, while the
other 43 percent designate just a few fantasies spread out over the course of a week. An abysmal 4 percent think
about just once over the course of an entire month. Talk about a grossly overinflated female-chauvinistic rumor.
1. Premature Ejaculation (PE) is an Abnormality
No man has ever been proud to be deemed a “premature ejaculator” by his lover, but in truth it is more of a hardwired
system for survival, than an abnormality. The average male can last 5.4 minutes before lift-off, which was biologically
pertinent to the population of the planet back in the early days. When faced with man-eating chickens, men had to get
the job done quick. There was no time for flowers, song, and love poems. The threat of a Tyrannosaurus charging
while in the throes of passion, was enough to make him even quicker, which is why anxiety is still one of the leading
causes of PE.
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25 Reasons why alcohol should be served at work.
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Posted:Oct 10, 2010 7:57 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2012 12:13 pm
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25 Reasons why alcohol should be served at work.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.
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Dating vs Married
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Posted:Sep 29, 2010 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2013 3:52 pm
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Dating vs Married
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area
When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare
When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
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How to improve your chances of scoring online
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Posted:Aug 1, 2010 1:26 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2010 3:09 pm
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How to improve your chances of scoring online
Tip #1:
I've seen you men shop. You go into a store with a goal in mind, obtain said goal, pay, and are out of there. The same
principles absolutely do not apply to online sex. A classic faux pas that kills your chances of having cyber sex with a
normal girl (i.e. a girl who isn't in the sex industry or totally out of her freaking mind) is starting with the old clich:
"What are you wearing?" More brazen foibles include lovely openers such as: "What bra-size are you?" and "Do you have a
nice ass?" You know what I'm thinking when you ask me questions like that? He doesn't give one lick about me, and I
might as well be a blow-up doll. Subtle sexual innuendo is the foreplay of cyber sex. Rash entry into sex talk crosses
the fine line between a real sexual connection and just plain self gratification.
Tip #2:
There's nothing worse than being badgered to use my web cam. The whole "can I see it?" vibe is very Girls Gone
Wild. And guess what? An oversexed blond co-ed at Mardi gras does not fall into any category "normal girls" identify
with. Unless she's kinky like that, she won't want to feel like an objectified exhibitionist. So how do you make the giant
leap to video? Go first. Put yourself on web cam. She'll follow your lead if she's game.
Tip #3:
You don't want this stuff sitting in your chat history and neither does she. Take it off the record.
Tip #4:
Sure, there is the voyeuristic thrill of getting a glimpse into a total stranger's sex life, but if that were all you were after,
you could have just gone with a spot of porno and called it a day. Let's face it, the impulse to have cyber sex actually
comes from the part of us that craves human interaction with a real person. But you aren't exactly going to be able to
sweep her off her feet with your physicality. Online sex favors the intellectual, thoughtful side of you. Go with a subtle
and self-deprecating humor. This will create the sense of intimacy that a good, long kiss would in real life.
Tip #5:
First, obviously you don't want to be having cyber sex in the office, but if you do, avoid at all costs the type of girl who
will take your dirty laundry and dump it all over your place of work. How do you know she'll be discrete? All you have as
any sort of real insurance against your online sexual habits being broadcast is your mutually ensured destruction. What
do I mean by this? Take Tiger Woods for example. If Tiger had done it with, say, Hillary Clinton, he wouldn't be in the
deep trouble he's in now. Why? Hillary would have had even more to lose and very little to gain from a sex scandal.
Scaling it back a bit, let's say you're a mid-level associate at a law firm. Well, if she's, say, a local business owner with
some traction in the local Catholic community, she's not going to implicate herself by blabbing about you.
There you have it: mutually ensured destruction. Pick a woman who has as much, if not more, to lose by admitting to her online
"hobbies" and you're golden.
Tip #6:
I've seen enough episodes of To Catch a Predator to know that there are some weird people out there taking
advantage of their online anonymity to do some terrible things. Be careful about getting roped in to something weird.
We women can be pretty devious creatures. At the first sign of a red flag, disengage.
Tip #7:
Whether or not they fit into your fantasy with this girl, assurances like, "You're not alone. I will always listen. I'll be there for you," should not be made if you are not going to follow-up on them. Why? From personal experience, I know that it
hurts a surprising amount to realize all that words of support and were just a load of crap (in my case my online
playmate had intimated that he would help me through the death of my cat). Remember that real life consequences
and feelings are attached to your online communications.
Tip #8:
After cyber sex, confessional narratives are the equivalent of post-coital cuddling. The freedom to tell the painful,
complete, and unblinking truth is one of the greatest advantages the semi-anonymity of cyber sex affords you, so get
some of that heavy stuff off your chest. You'd be surprised how great it feels.
Tip #9:
Emoticons are the Herpes of Cyber Sex, Enough said.
Sex tips taken from: Mens Health
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Vibrators vs men
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Posted:Jul 16, 2010 4:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2010 6:25 pm
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Vibrators vs men!!!
A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop
"vibrating."
Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv
Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer
and not hear from them until we're ready.
It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever
we want without being called a slut.
Position is your choice, not his.
It always is hard.
It doesn't leave a mess behind.
You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
Vibrators are better then men because ...
They don't get tired after the first time
They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are
in the mood.
Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't
have to fix it breakfast.
Safe sex without a rubber
A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !
As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can
keep going and going and going!(while you keep coming and
coming!)
Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you
want!!
They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
You can show it off to your friends.
They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one
It doesn't leave a wet spot.
It can be stashed away in a drawer.
It doesn't have a mother!!
It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
You know exactly where it's been.
Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
They never come before you do.
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The economy is so bad that
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Posted:Jul 6, 2010 2:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2010 2:25 pm
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The economy is so bad that...
Jewish women are marrying for love.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges..
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $750 Billion disappear!
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only
the following facts about terrorists:
1.The season opened today
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his
applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening
for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
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The Real Reality. . .
"YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY"
Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you've just
learned it doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it.
"YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU (When you die)"
Well... that depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you
can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with
you, they can probably put some of your things in your pockets.
"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY"
Not necessarily true. Today is another day. We have no idea what
tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be
sure.
If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that
time, it will be today again.
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DUMB SEX LESSONS
Lesson #1... IN OUT... (Repeat as often as possible)
A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make.
If your wife tells you sex is a 'pain in the ass', turn her over.
A porn shop will not give you money for your used stuff, that's a pawn
shop.
Doing the missionary position does not mean you have sex in a church.
If she says "doggy style please ," Do run on down to the local pet
center.
Kama Sutra is not a martial art... therefore don't tell your lover that
you have a black belt in it.
Well-endowed is not a reference to the size of your bank account.
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I got married," said the first tavern regular, "so that I could get
laid 3 or 4 times a week."
The other regular replied, "that's strange; cuz that's the reason
why I got divorced!"
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Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
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