Just My Middle Finger Away
 

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?

Most men are within just a finger's breadth of being mad.

-- Diogenes

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Dio's Private Mailbox
Posted:Sep 23, 2018 3:12 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2021 6:11 am
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This is a good place for comments, critiques of my blog, general observations or questions. Confidentiality is NOT guaranteed and subject to public ridicule at my discretion.

Constructive critique is highly welcomed as I work to improve my writing.

If you have a question for Dio, this is a good place to privately ask and he can answer it anonymously in his column. Don't be shy.

You're welcome.

Dio

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Progress Report on Bug CD-49260
Posted:Jun 3, 2021 12:12 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2021 11:48 am
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I got some inside information that the reason the blogs are not working properly is due to the fact that the servers are at full capacity. Upon further investigation, IT technicians have determined that some of the same pictures have been repeatedly posted over 7,000 times each since 2014 on the same blog. One picture, in particular, 19,469 times. And counting.

They are feverishly deleting the redundant pictures, working in fifteen minute shifts, because some of the pictures are so "tawdry" (their word, not mine) that it is causing gagging and the dry heaves, limiting the time both techs can productively and efficiently delete the pictures and free up memory for the rest of us bloggers.

They also stated that some of the pictures that have recently been posted are so ancient that the dust between the pixels (bytes?) is causing issues internally within the hard drives themselves and may have to be replaced with state of the art high capacity 10GB replacements. They will be scouring nearby Goodwill's between shifts in the next few days if that becomes necessary.

It's going take some time.

You're welcome.

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Dio's Word of the Day #1
Posted:Jun 1, 2021 5:14 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2021 3:51 pm
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tawdry adjective

taw·​dry | \ ˈtȯ-drē
tawdrier; tawdriest

Definitions of tawdry:

1 : cheap and gaudy in appearance or quality

2 : morally sordid, base, or distasteful

3 : past tense of provocative

She thought her ten-year-old pictures were provocative but most of us found them tawdry.

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Yeah, It Was Worth It ...
Posted:May 28, 2021 5:17 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2021 5:10 am
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... up at 3:30 am. 88 minutes later.
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High Quantity Cat Ladies...
Posted:May 24, 2021 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2021 7:36 pm
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Has anything you read made you stop and and wonder just how many of her cats have intentionally run into the path of an on-coming car?
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Does Anyone Know ...
Posted:Apr 28, 2021 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2021 7:31 pm
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... how I can link up this picture on my blog with comments that I make on other people's posts? I'm only a standard so I can't post a photo with my comments on other blogs and thought if I could link this photo to my comments it would help reel in some chickadees. You wouldn't believe the women I have picked up with it. Even a FMF once. One on the seat behind me and the other on the front rack. Fun stuff, I'd grab a reach around every time I shifted gears.

This thing is a chick magnet.




It's the only pic I've got but I know it just won't get old seeing the same one with every comment I make. With the responses I'm sure to get, I might even be encouraged to comment more often. With the photo attached. You guys just can't get enough. I know I wouldn't.

Can anyone help out a bro'?
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Is It Just Me or ...?
Posted:Mar 15, 2021 4:44 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2021 4:40 pm
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... does anyone else try to type in their username and password before the intertwined hairy legs show up on the new login screen?
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Fleeting Vindication ...
Posted:Mar 6, 2021 4:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2021 7:36 pm
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Write a post claiming vindication for having another blogger's post removed because of a violation of TOU's.

Then your post is removed/denied because of a violation of TOU's.

Absolutely fucking priceless.


edit1: Screenshots available once the appropriate permissions have been granted.

edit2: The resolution seems quite simple, even to a stup.id man such as myself.

Do I have your permission to post the screenshots from your blog?

edit 3: Yes or no? This is not a good look for someone who claims to never backing down.

final edit:
It's clear by your silence, you do not intend to give consent. My unsolicited advice would be to take a break from this. Enjoy life. You like to write. Take a beginning writing course and learn how. Become the person you write about.

May your future be as bright as your past.


I will open up the comments awaiting your response.
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To Whom It May Concern:
Posted:Mar 4, 2021 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2021 7:35 pm
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Dear Polyamory Date Management:

Will you please start enforcing the section of the TOU's that prohibits the copying/pasting/distribution of blog posts without the Author's express permission.

Love
Dio

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Dear Polyamory Date Members:

You fucking scofflaws. Will you please coordinate the copying/pasting/distribution of blog posts as I am inundated with the same shitty blog posts by the same person without her permission day after day.

Warmly,
Dio
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Mea Culpa: Dio Eats Some Shit...
Posted:Mar 1, 2021 7:10 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2021 7:34 pm
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I received an email from a reader this morning in response a post I wrote recently, Me? Frugal? (since deleted, if you missed it, too bad, so sad). I requested and received permission to reprint it in part. If you are going to rip Dio a new one, please use this as the gold standard. It is, in a word, magnificent. Professional grade.

Sooo... did it ever occur to you that a quick run through the washing machine with TIDE or whatever detergent you use, is not going to cut through and eradicate the super industrial strength bacteria and fecal matter that  is laced through the fabric of the wife's lacy victoria secret panties?   Unless things are washed on hot and with bleach, bacteria will survive through a regular wash cycle.  (Even then, I wouldn't swear it was 100% clean)  

On an average a woman is susceptible to infections from her regular panties if they're not washed thoroughly.   I cannot even imagine what kind of new age plague you'd wreak upon her with canine fecal bacteria meeting up with the moist environment of a human vagina.  (And you thought the Novel Coronavirus was a pain in your ass.  You'd be all over the news, "Good evening, today scientists in (my location) have discovered a new bacterial staph infection not related to Covid .  Researchers have found this new life threatening illness,  originated as canine infection tracheobronchitis, which is a highly contagious respiratory disease that appears to have mutated  into a staphylococcus bacteria, jumping species to a human host causing MRSA. )

Curious if you would wear something that the do.g ate, journeyed through his digestive track and summarily shat of his rectum...?  not sure if you're actually frugal or you  just decided you're finished with marital bliss and this is your idea of a smoother exit strategy.  It would certainly work for me.  "My panties were WHERE?  and you did WHAT with them? Four times already?!   How nice...  where do I sign???

My humble opinion is that if something was swallowed and ventured through a do.g's digestive track, it can stay in the steaming pile of shit in the backyard where it belongs.  Game over.

I'm scratching my head over your question regarding frugality.  Is it frugal or just a sadistic sense of humor...?  LOL.  Maybe a bit of both? 

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Science Fun Fact #1: Itty-Bitty Titties
Posted:Feb 17, 2021 11:56 am
Last Updated:May 30, 2021 12:49 pm
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From Dio's Digest of Science Oddities:

Canadian researchers have recently discovered a new species of a shrew, the Red-Gray Canadian Shrew. The name is derived from the odd coloring of the fur, a strange reddish-orange tint with streaks of gray, not found in any other species of shrew. Other distinguishing characteristics include a large protruding belly with a handful of itty-bitty titties.

(Note: Either those researchers have really small hands or that's a really big shrew.)
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Keats, Teats, Whatever ...
Posted:Feb 9, 2021 5:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2021 2:21 pm
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... heavy sigh...

Another day, another plagiarizer.

He's a smart guy. I know because he uses lots of big words.

He used the exact same words in similar order for a post comment as another writer did elsewhere. On a different site. Only they wrote their words first. They should be given their credit due. Him? Copying and mixing their words a bit, make them his own. How does the person that actually wrote the analysis feel about their words being pilfered?

How highly would John Keats, if he were alive today, regard someone that appropriates writings found elsewhere in the abyss we call the internet?

Shame.

Shame.

Here's a big word I've never seen him use.

Grandiloquent.
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One Thing I Just Can't Get Enough of During a Lock-down ....
Posted:Dec 17, 2020 2:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2021 4:36 pm
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... hearing people complain about shit they can't do now that they never did anyway.
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