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Suburban Dreams
Suburban Dreams I don't mine living the suburban dream. I don't mind mowing the yard, talking to the neighbors, as they tend to look out for me when I travel, or any other of the myriad mundane things. I don't mind attending the neighborhood party, even when half<b> drunk </font></b>wives come on to me. I know better then to proverbially shit in my back yard. But there are times I want to just be an asshole, just like Mr. Leary sang about and just take them back to my place. Let them live out all there Mommy porn fantasies. Send them home happy with red print of my hand on their ass. But I'm not a complete asshole and I would like my place and stuff to go unmolested while I'm away. But seriously what the hell is wrong with suburban marriages these days? Are men to trapped in sports or porn to just pay just a little bit of attention to their wives? To trapped in religion or what others will think? |
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good question you left out addicted to yard work and waxing the car
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