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The Condemned Cell
The Condemned Cell First get rid of the opening lines where the words often disappear... ...bear with... ...soon be done... ...and now the traditional opening of a blog... ...some great old jokes...should I be worried that I spend more time on the jokes for these blogs than I do researching the lovely women that also feature in the blogs? As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. OK now on to the question...you are in the condemned cell...what's your last meal...go on knock yourselves out...whatever you want...a starter, mains, sides, dessert. whatever it may be...however many courses...I'll even throw in a drink of your choice... ...and now some more ladies who get better with age... Jennifer Beales - not a fan of the outfit tho Jen Gillian Anderson - Gillian is out there as is the truth Julianne Moore - just saw a not great film of hers...'Maps to the Stars' but check out the threesome scene about 30 minutes in...bit of girl on girl action thrown in Naomi Watts - G'day Naomi As always previous posts remain up for perusal and comment... |
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Blimey author...you've eaten the entire sea bed...forget plastic I think you're the biggest threat to sea life ...and skipped dessert...well gotta keep that lovely bottom trim
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Bottom notch McSOP, well done. I'm proud of ye!! My last meal would have Naomi as starter, main and puddin'!! Nah: 1. Scallops and crisped iberian chorizo with roasted asparagus, and a glass of sancerre or chablis. 2. Chilean ceviche of fresh mackerel, again sancerre or chablis. 3. Nepali dahl with curried potatoes, momos, sweated kale, and a glass of merlot or shiraz. 4. Fresh Loch Carron oysters.......nae wine. 5. A wee drop o five of my fav' whisky. 6. A quickie with Naomi. 7. Gimme the injection!
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7/22/2020 8:58 am |
My last meal: I would ask for some exotic cuisine that has a ten waiting list to order........
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Bottom notch McSOP, well done. I'm proud of ye!! My last meal would have Naomi as starter, main and puddin'!! Nah: 1. Scallops and crisped iberian chorizo with roasted asparagus, and a glass of sancerre or chablis. 2. Chilean ceviche of fresh mackerel, again sancerre or chablis. 3. Nepali dahl with curried potatoes, momos, sweated kale, and a glass of merlot or shiraz. 4. Fresh Loch Carron oysters.......nae wine. 5. A wee drop o five of my fav' whisky. 6. A quickie with Naomi. 7. Gimme the injection!
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OK folks...what are you filling your stomachs with?
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