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Happy to see you on a funny Sunday!  

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1/26/2020 9:13 am
Happy to see you on a funny Sunday!



Happy see you on a funny Sunday!


A Private Affair A mortician was working late one night. It was his job examine the dead bodies before they were sent off be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send you off be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has be saved for posterity." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwarz is dead!"



Nude Pictures On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom<b> showered </font></b>and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"


In The Dark A woman has been married to her husband for ten , and for all those ten her husband insisted on making love in the dar No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on. One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love, and saw that he was using a dildo on her. She says, "Honey, how could you do this! All this time you've never told me. Explain yourself immediately!!" The husband says "Okay, I'll explain. But first you explain the ."


Happy see you on a funny Sunday!

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1/27/2020 10:12 am
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If you get me up I will never stop sexy!
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1/27/2020 10:12 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great jokes this morning my friend thanks for the laughs..
Thanks sexy!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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1/26/2020 10:28 am

 Great jokes this morning my friend thanks for the laughs..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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1/26/2020 9:17 am
    Quoting Apollorising58:
    If you get an immediate hard on then you are happy to see her!
How does you lovers cock react to your presence?
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1/26/2020 9:15 am

 If you get an immediate hard on then you are happy to see her!
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