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Why I am here.  

krennvr 56M
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5/28/2018 6:04 am
Why I am here.


So here's a funny story.

I awoke this morning to find my wife lying next to me, and she was masturbating. Oh, good, I thought to myself, I'm going to get some today.

I started to kiss her neck as I teased her nipples. Without opening her eyes, she said to me, "Where is your (jock itch) powder. I'm itchy!"

So with her crotch powdered, she rolled over and went to sleep, and I was the one left masturbating. Again.

And that's why I'm here.

Why is it so hard to get sex?

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