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You Know Her... She Wears Stiletto Heels... and Drives a Truck... 😎❗  

Paulxx001 67M
8703 posts
4/29/2021 11:37 am

Last Read:
7/3/2021 1:46 am

You Know Her... She Wears Stiletto Heels... and Drives a Truck... 😎❗

'Time'
is a pitiless old bitch who plods along in scuffed stiletto heels, cloaks cheap whiskey stains on her red-smeared lips and cackles with a chain-smoker's cough. The electronic billboard I'd just passed warned me of an 'incident' four miles up ahead. I crawled behind the noxious black fumes from a trio of eighteen-wheelers and glared at my dashboard clock. Why, had I promised Lynn I'd be there?

SHE, planted that seed decades ago in a Toronto hotel.

The party was jammed with hangers-on and groupies and a throng of friends we'd invited to join us after our gig. I was the last to arrive, and she was the first person I saw — she stood out. I was mesmerized before Lynn had even said hello.

It took me a while to sift through that crowd and get close enough for her blue-green eyes to greet me. We didn't make love that night; instead, she poured a foundation for an insidious addiction that permanently tattooed my brain. In one night, she'd twisted me between her fingers.

She'd call whenever she was in Montreal, and I'd drop everything to enjoy whatever time she had for me. We were always reckless in our lust for each other, fueling my obsession and leaving me with a horde of memories and wild adventures. Others complained of her vain cruelty, but she only jerked me around once; claimed her best friend had fallen down a flight of stairs — it was bullshit.

And then her career stepped in.

She moved to London, and we drifted apart. I was invited to her wedding but never went and I hadn't seen her in years. When she called this morning, my heart skipped a couple of beats. She was in the city for a conference, would I like to meet up for dinner and, oh yeah — she's divorced.

And here I was — fucked on the freeway. I dialled Lynn's number; it wasn't going to be — not THIS time. Besides, I thought to myself, why should I jump whenever she snaps her fingers. She picked up after a couple of rings; I was about to speak, but I paused.

I'd begun to gain speed; ten, then thirty and forty miles per hour.

"I'll meet you in the lobby of your hotel in twenty-five minutes," I blurted. "See you soon, Lynn."

Why did I say twenty-five minutes? I was sweating out the haze of exits in front of me, wondering how the heck was I going to make it downtown that quickly. Suddenly, those damn plodding trucks in front of me took an off-ramp, and I had — a wide-open road.

My phone rang, it was Lynn.

"Paul, listen, my sister just called. My brother fell down a flight of stairs; I'm taking the next flight to Toronto. We'll have dinner another time; I hope you understand."

I eased up on the gas, looked at my watch and smiled; I would have made it. What a bitch! I meant 'time'... I think.

................


In my city, many women truckers wear this uniform.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 11:38 am

How do you manage time or at you one of those who doesn't wear a watch? ðŸĪ”

I've set all of the timepieces in my life — ten minutes ahead. It helps a lot. lol 😂


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 11:39 am

Does TIME move too fast or too slow for you?

When I was younger it moved too slowly; I never thought grade 2 would end. And as I've grown older — I have to say — it moves too fast. WAY too fast. ðŸ˜Ū❗


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
4/29/2021 12:22 pm

Ah yes, that person who can just snap their fingers and you'll run. I'd like to think I don't have any of those, anymore.

And yes, time is moving way too fast!


arascal2 61M
96 posts
4/29/2021 12:24 pm

If lady truckers wore that uniform I would still be trucking .. drove all over Quebec , never saw one .


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
4/29/2021 12:36 pm

Lynn seems to know a lot of people that fall down stairs. What are the odds?

THis is the wrong year to be asking about "time". After this past 14 months , I don't hardly know what day of the week it is, much less the time.
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donsv1962 61M

4/29/2021 12:49 pm

interesting read

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/29/2021 1:26 pm

The weeks and months roll swiftly by and yet a boring dinner date can last an eternity.

What a minute...isn't it Father Time? So, wouldn't time be a bastard?

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


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4/29/2021 1:46 pm

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 1:51 pm

    Quoting  :

Dinner would have been a start.
Over here, those trucks line up three abreast and block up everything. You're lucky you don't drive. ❗❗😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 1:53 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Ah yes, that person who can just snap their fingers and you'll run. I'd like to think I don't have any of those, anymore.

    And yes, time is moving way too fast!
Anymore? ðŸĪ” Really?
Now THAT, is a story I'd like to hear

True about things moving too fast, although, during this virus thingy — things are kinda going in slow-motion, no? ðŸĪ” ❗


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 1:56 pm

    Quoting arascal2:
    If lady truckers wore that uniform I would still be trucking .. drove all over Quebec , never saw one .
You were a trucker? You must have a ton of stories to share!
Across Quebec? Eeee... ya had to put up with Quebec drivers? lol 😂 Probably some of the most aggressive are here in this city ; glad to know that you survived! lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 1:58 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Lynn seems to know a lot of people that fall down stairs. What are the odds?

    THis is the wrong year to be asking about "time". After this past 14 months , I don't hardly know what day of the week it is, much less the time.
    .
That 'falling down the stairs' routine must have been her 'go to' excuse. lol 😂 Oh well.
I lose track of the days as well. It's nuts isn't it? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 1:59 pm

As long as you're not stuck in traffic, staring at your watch. You don't seem the type to be bugged by trucks. lol 😂


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 2:01 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    The weeks and months roll swiftly by and yet a boring dinner date can last an eternity.

    What a minute...isn't it Father Time? So, wouldn't time be a bastard?
You've had boring dinner dates? ðŸĪ”
He didn't like your wit?
I know what you mean... ugh... 😊

Father Time got hit by a truck ; his wife took over a few years back. ❗❗😎


bbuckwwheat 65M
6265 posts
4/29/2021 2:47 pm

Time accelerate to a point. That is because when you were five, a year was twenty percent of your life. When your were twenty, a year was five percent. When I was fifty, a year was two percent of my life. Time might be slowing down some now as the percentage change every ten years is a fraction of a percent. But it still goes quickly. My mind says twenty five, but most days the body says fifty. Some days it says one hundred.

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 2:56 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Time accelerate to a point. That is because when you were five, a year was twenty percent of your life. When your were twenty, a year was five percent. When I was fifty, a year was two percent of my life. Time might be slowing down some now as the percentage change every ten years is a fraction of a percent. But it still goes quickly. My mind says twenty five, but most days the body says fifty. Some days it says one hundred.
Yep, you nailed it. 👍❗❗
The math and logic of time are without holes. Perception, especially during these viral days of confinement, is another story.
I can't imagine how time passes in prison. Now THERE'S a place where the second hand doesn't move.


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
4/29/2021 3:46 pm

I think every year moves to fast for me.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


mc_justmc 63M

4/29/2021 4:02 pm

When I saw that pic of "time" I thought it was Keith Richards.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 4:14 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    When I saw that pic of "time" I thought it was Keith Richards.
Ooo... lol 😂 Every time I see him, I kinda cringe and yet — hey — he's still kicking.
Are we all going to end up looking like that? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 4:20 pm

    Quoting  :

She might have forgotten she'd used THAT excuse with me.
True, about 'time' plodding along at a snails pace, daily, and yet that csk
calendar 🗓 keeps flipping pages. Hmmm... Ya know, that's a good question. I'll have to try and peer into the cab — next time I'm stuck in traffic.
I'd think they would wear whatever they wanted. Ever climbed into one of those huge sleeper cabs? Damn, they're equipped like mini hotels. ❗❗😎


scoupe42 60M

4/29/2021 6:09 pm

Hi Paul she seem like an amzing woman! There are some women we go "Koo Koo for Cocoa Puffs" for nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with having love for a woman, I feel sorry for the guys who never felted that for anyone.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 6:22 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Hi Paul she seem like an amzing woman! There are some women we go "Koo Koo for Cocoa Puffs" for nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with having love for a woman, I feel sorry for the guys who never felted that for anyone.
No regrets here. I regret I was sucking in smoke.ðŸ˜Ū
I enjoyed her company. It's what it was. Do you have any women in your life who you reflect on... and smile? ðŸĪ”


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
4/29/2021 7:04 pm

Did I mention trucking was another one of my jobs?

Elevate me...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2021 8:21 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    Did I mention trucking was another one of my jobs?
Reeeelee...?
Dja ever drive one of those huge ones with a sleeper cab? ðŸĪ”
You must have a TON of stories to share.
I'm listening... 😎❗❗


agelesssexylegs 80F
1145 posts
4/29/2021 10:48 pm

Well there are some studs i have often ran after only to realise that i had forgotten what they were like,never revisit the past anymore i worth more than that


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
4/30/2021 1:00 am

I hope the naked truckers sit on towels ....


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2021 6:34 am

    Quoting agelesssexylegs:
    Well there are some studs i have often ran after only to realise that i had forgotten what they were like,never revisit the past anymore i worth more than that
Good advice. Thanks for the tip! 👍 😊
Although too late, in my case. ðŸ˜Ū


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2021 6:37 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I hope the naked truckers sit on towels ....
Many of those trucks have leather seats, so a GREAT and practical safety tip. lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū
I imagine you say that from experience? ðŸĪ”


backpocket13 50M
9007 posts
4/30/2021 3:51 pm

Hey Paul,
........Entertaining as Always!..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2021 4:57 pm

For me too... unfortunately. I compensate by driving the speed limit.
I don't think that helps. ðŸĪ”❗


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/30/2021 4:59 pm

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    ........Entertaining as Always!..........
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
It's Friday...
Have a smooth one. ❗❗😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/1/2021 9:30 pm

    Quoting  :

Nope! I respect that and wish I had the same sense of responsibility. I have acquired it after a lifetime of missed deadlines; some, more critical them others.
Where were you when I needed that smack in the head? lol 😂
Yep. The 🔟 ten-minute advance on my clocks is a cheat I use.
Were you in the military? ðŸĪ” I missed that one. Care to share more?
I'm always impressed and humbled by THOSE experiences! 👍 ❗❗😎


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