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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...ðâ
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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...ðâ  I'm here to help you before this site fades into oblivion. How many times have you come across some sensitive male blogger whine; - They won't stop sending me pussy pics. - I just want to blog. - I'm not here to meet. - I want a meaningful friendship before we fuck. And yet, women harass men on this site incessantly and without remorse. The reason â men have mishandled their profiles. Let me explain. More and more women no longer carry that golden crown, they've become Standard members, and as such â they can only view a portion of a profile. How much? Approximately 25 words, or 122 characters. THAT'S how much space you have to make clear EXACTLY what you're looking for. There is no room for pleasantries or salutations, or adjectives, let alone adverbs. Here are prime examples of how you should express yourself. - "Please fuck off." - "I don't wanna fuck." - "I just wanna blog." - "I'm here to look at pics." - "Even if I wanna fuck I've forgotten how." - "I'm only here for the free coffee." - " Leave me the fuck alone. My wife just left me and I'm depressed."  That's shocking yet true. Don't use fancy three-syllable words and keep your writing level to no higher than a Grade Four proficiency. Although women claim to be able to read â it's a fallacy. If you don't want to get harassed by women, stop flashing your dicks. The best pics you can post are;  Here is an example of a well-structured, exquisitely composed and brief profile.  As you can see, this person has followed all my rules and has crafted the perfect profile. Don't complain about being harassed by women on this site. Take these tips I've provided, hone your communication skills and affect a positive step to ensure YOUR profile reaches your target audience. Make it happen, and good luck! ...........................  This man successfully found a partner to spank. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I've given up trying to reply to all the emails I get; I ignore them. *UGH*... If only they'd stop sending me â [*to my Private Blog Mail Box*] â all those uninvited vagina pics. ð Oh well... I'll plod on. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you adjust, and modify and sculpt and change your 'PROFILE', or do you just let it ride? Or, do you even THINK, it's THAT important? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/22/2021 12:16 pm |
The ones that count have answered mine, 
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Bravo, sir! Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile!    
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4/22/2021 1:09 pm |
You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog!
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The ones that count have answered mine, Pop in any time, I'd like to hear how things are going. Make us jealous! ð lol ð Cheers ð· ð· ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Right now I just want to duck your brains out. ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted. The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Bravo, sir! Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile! But seriously... does it really matter, when people can read, between the lines? ðĪ So, whatcha gonna change? ðĪ Lol ð Come on back here and let me know. Chicken is on the grill... red? ðð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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There is something to be said about the psychology of pics, words and how they're structured. True... lol ð Glad you could share my smile ð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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True.. you are. Now how is that working out? Isn't that a huge difference? ðĪ There are limits. I understand.ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog! Dja ever change your profile stuff? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/22/2021 1:45 pm |
But was really good, you did it with a little Sarcasm humor!
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4/22/2021 2:13 pm |
well said. I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Translation from Korean: Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much... lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place.
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You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words". My previous first twenty-five words: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.] The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible. The new beginning: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off. I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. ð
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Right now I just want to duck your brains out. ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted. Such a fine line between â I understand and, WTF r u talking about? Do you have nice nails? ðĪ Post a provocative pic of them... walking across a table. Just a thought. â â ð ð· ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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well said. And, hopefully having a laugh. Glad you popped in for the smile. ð· ð· ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Translation from Korean: Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much... lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place. So... ya feel like trading verbs? ðĪ ð·ð·ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words". My previous first twenty-five words: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.] The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible. The new beginning: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off. I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. ð Yep, That's for sure. lol ð. Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula â everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you? So... ya don't do business folk. Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! ââð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Three months? Wow... Now THAT, is worthy of a few blog posts and shared stories! I'll bet you could share a tale or two with THAT lesson. I'd ask how... but I imagine she was good! Sorry to hear about that. Thanks for popping in and sharing. ââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nice table turnage, dude.  Elevate me... 
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I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.
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Hmmm... 25 is such a small number, then again ; if I was intrigued... I'd buy another vowel. Yep, That's for sure. lol ð. Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula â everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you? So... ya don't do business folk. Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! ââð I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome. Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging: "Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words!
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You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words". My previous first twenty-five words: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.] The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible. The new beginning: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off. I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. ð
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Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen. What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
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