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You Have to Wash Your Balls... Once In A While ð
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You Have to Wash Your Balls... Once In A While ð I listened a conversation the other day... "He's gripping down on his shaft, Tom," she murmured. "Is his shaft stiffer than normal Lori? And his head - looks huge ! Do you think that'll benefit him here?" Tom replied inquisitively. "Well... let's face it - he's got incredible length," Lori added admiringly. "That little bit of extra, will definitely help." "His shaft does, seem very stiff... and longer than average," Tom agreed. "It is, but his grip is soft and his stroke is smooth." Seconds passed... until her voice soothingly whispered again ; "I can see their balls from where I am. They're perfectly positioned and they look very good but... they're all wet." "It looks extremely moist down there. Will that affect him?" Tom inquired. "I'm pretty sure, he's used to this. I think he'll know how to get it up and in - even in slippery conditions." A minute more passed, before I heard Lori's sultry tone again. "They're on the mound and they've been able to clean their balls. The challenge now will be... how to handle those gentle humps." "Good point Lori. Although sneaking it in the back door, is something that I've seen him do - many times." "He's got a choice to try and bang it in the bac.. or slip it in... gently. And I don't think he'll mind, either way it gets in," Lori suggested. "Good point Lori. He'll be satisfied, no matter how it gets in ." "That's true Tom, yet every hole should be respected. And you don't want to shave it too close," Lori affirmed. "Here he goes. Oh... and... it slowly leaked down the right side of the hole and dribbled by." "Well... he pulled it. We just watched him jerk it." "He got it close to the hole, then it kissed the lip and slipped out. I must say... this threesome is still smiling and having fun. They've just begun to and the next hole, will be an easy one reach," Lori declared. "It's the easiest par on a very, very hard course Lori. I played a round here last week and I'll admit ; I only hit two good balls. I accidentally stepped on a rake." I listened... as Lori choked, on her microphone. ...................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I've been watching a lot of classic golf tournaments recently. There's something relaxing - even reassuring - about watching a sporting event ; where you already know know what the outcome will be. Sort of like watching a good movie, you've seen many times or read a book you've already read. Do you know what I mean? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That's one way to get a tan.  The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Ha Ha, I have watched a couple of reruns of the Master's tournament, it doesn't seem like spring without March madness basketball and at least the Master's tournament.
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Interesting story but I have to say I am not much of a golf fan. Thanks for the chuckles, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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damn...listening the conversation only, i just about to cum....mmMMmm...i never played golf, but i need to hit more balls...lol...
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Not sure I agree that it's enjoyable when you're not good at it. Oh, sure, the sunshine, the fresh air, the greenery are nice; but it's #$%^ frustrating when you hit your ball into the rough or a water hazard!  
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4/28/2020 3:49 pm |
Golfers are a strange bunch. Who else puts their balls on tees when the drive?
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I wonder what golf would be like if the announcers talked like other sportscasters? "He shoots! He SCORES! and the fans go wild!" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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pasture pool......pah............. woop woop
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That's one way to get a tan. I can't see myself swinging a club - without my balls getting in the way though. ð Are you into soaking up the sun â? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ha Ha, I have watched a couple of reruns of the Master's tournament, it doesn't seem like spring without March madness basketball and at least the Master's tournament. It's funny how a sporting event can signal the start of something. Here's another one - The Kentucky Derby. ð·ð·â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Interesting story but I have to say I am not much of a golf fan. Thanks for the chuckles, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.. But I understand. The sport moves... at... a really... slow.. pace, right? ðđ Is there a sport you DO follow? ðĪ ðšð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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damn...listening the conversation only, i just about to cum....mmMMmm...i never played golf, but i need to hit more balls...lol... So... dja have a sport ð that YOU play or watch? Let me guess... lol ð ð·ð·ððĨ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Not sure I agree that it's enjoyable when you're not good at it. Oh, sure, the sunshine, the fresh air, the greenery are nice; but it's #$%^ frustrating when you hit your ball into the rough or a water hazard! Oh... you were talking about golf âģ, right? I wonder... What if one person is good at sex - and the other isn't. Can you still say both people would enjoy it? ðĪ ð·ð· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Golfers are a strange bunch. Who else puts their balls on tees when the drive? They had a replay of the last year's PGA - where Rory won. Relaxing way to spend an evening. I've been looking for episodes of Father Knows Best... lol ð I guess I can't get it. ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I wonder what golf would be like if the announcers talked like other sportscasters? "He shoots! He SCORES! and the fans go wild!" But I do enjoy the ASMR vibe of the quiet announcers as well. I'm not sure if you're a fan of the shivers you can get - from a whisper... in your ear? ð·ð·â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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pasture pool......pah............. Perhaps why I gave up the sport ; many of the courses I played on, had the sheep ð and cows still grazing on the fairways. ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't know if you watch golf at all - but THAT'S, the way they talk. Cheers ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.ðĪ
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4/28/2020 8:20 pm |
Good point... lol ð They had a replay of the last year's PGA - where Rory won. Relaxing way to spend an evening. I've been looking for episodes of Father Knows Best... lol ð I guess I can't get it. ðĪ Broadcast Channel Number Channel Name Tower City 9-1 CBC French CKSH-DT Sherbrooke 10-1 TVA in HD CFTM-DT Montreal 11-1 Global TV in HD CKMI-DT Sherbrooke 12-1 CTV CFCF-DT Montreal
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And you need balls for both! Now why isn't THAT addendum included with that OTHER part of the quote. Good one! âI'll remember that one. ð Ya got any other winners? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It's on Antenna TV, here it's channel 4.2 affiliated with our NBC channel. 2 episodes every morning starting at 8:00am, right after George Burns and before Dennis the Menace. The Power of Google: Broadcast Channel Number Channel Name Tower City 9-1 CBC French CKSH-DT Sherbrooke 10-1 TVA in HD CFTM-DT Montreal 11-1 Global TV in HD CKMI-DT Sherbrooke 12-1 CTV CFCF-DT Montreal I have a few of those stations ; I'll check them out. Kool... Thanks for that information. I'm impressed that you found all that info. Like you said - 'Google'. Amazing... lol ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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True... There are so many double meanings, right? ðŪ lol ð Happy to make you smile. ð·ð·ð You don't golf, do you? Did you know that it's the sport that MOST closely, resembles 'life' from any other sport? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My ex-husband loves golf... Now I know why. 
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