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This Whole Thing... Started Off... As A Dare! 😱  

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/28/2019 10:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Sure... I hear you. That would do it for me.
I trust you, but are you sure it's not the I-95? Lol.. 😊
Well.... I'm pretty sure you'll have the time of your life. Unless you have to share a bed, like in Planes Trains and Automobiles? Have you ever shared a bed with someone who wasn't your lover? When we used to travel, in my band.. it was always something we'd fight about. I would never want to sleep with the lead guitarist... lol omg 😱
Who gets to step into the shower first? Details... it's all in the details... lol 😁 Omg... Yep. I think you might think about making a movie! 😘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/28/2019 10:05 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    The snow pile in my front yard this winter.
That looks Kool. Looks like something from Mars... 😱


SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
3/29/2019 12:15 am



I've been here (on and off) for about 14-15 years. Don't remember what prompted me to board the AFFland train. Although these days, it feels more like I'm ridin' that "Snow-piercer Train." I did start out fairly involved in the Advice Lines... and after some rather absurd battles with the Trolls of the site, I switched to BLOGTown. Been here for the duration.

I've encountered some pretty decent peeps, hereabouts. I've encountered some real shit-heads, too. All in all, this place ain't much different than out in the world-at-large. The main difference is that walkin' down most any street in town, ya ain't likely to run across too many nekkid peeps--not often, anyway. And thank you, Jesus! I may not be blind, as yet--and I don't really wanna be!

I don't view this place as a means of hooking up with anyone. If I were maybe 40 years younger, it might be somewhat useful. But... at my age, there ain't a woman under 70 that's gonna even want a hug from a grave-yard geezer... yet be interested enough to work on my weener. And those over 70? Well... I'd need to use up all my testo-cream on them to get 'em heated up enough to barely keep my feet warm at night.

Of course, bein' trapped in California, even if I wanted to bag me a babe, so-to-speak... I'd be forced into leavin' town for some fly-over Red-State. Too many Commies live in CA. Commie babes don't like sex with those of the toxic-masculinity persuasion.

In truth… I just spend time here because my dog is prone to ignoring me--kinda like my ex-wife used to do. But--I love my dog... and so I tolerate her aloof attitude.

Besides... I can have ANY woman I want ( free of charge and without a single argument ) right there on xhamster.com... and they are actually more than willing to pretend to like geezers.

Solar...



Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/29/2019 7:03 am

    Quoting SolarPowered0:


    I've been here (on and off) for about 14-15 years. Don't remember what prompted me to board the AFFland train. Although these days, it feels more like I'm ridin' that "Snow-piercer Train." I did start out fairly involved in the Advice Lines... and after some rather absurd battles with the Trolls of the site, I switched to BLOGTown. Been here for the duration.

    I've encountered some pretty decent peeps, hereabouts. I've encountered some real shit-heads, too. All in all, this place ain't much different than out in the world-at-large. The main difference is that walkin' down most any street in town, ya ain't likely to run across too many nekkid peeps--not often, anyway. And thank you, Jesus! I may not be blind, as yet--and I don't really wanna be!

    I don't view this place as a means of hooking up with anyone. If I were maybe 40 years younger, it might be somewhat useful. But... at my age, there ain't a woman under 70 that's gonna even want a hug from a grave-yard geezer... yet be interested enough to work on my weener. And those over 70? Well... I'd need to use up all my testo-cream on them to get 'em heated up enough to barely keep my feet warm at night.

    Of course, bein' trapped in California, even if I wanted to bag me a babe, so-to-speak... I'd be forced into leavin' town for some fly-over Red-State. Too many Commies live in CA. Commie babes don't like sex with those of the toxic-masculinity persuasion.

    In truth… I just spend time here because my dog is prone to ignoring me--kinda like my ex-wife used to do. But--I love my dog... and so I tolerate her aloof attitude.

    Besides... I can have ANY woman I want ( free of charge and without a single argument ) right there on xhamster.com... and they are actually more than willing to pretend to like geezers.

    Solar...



Great story...
I hear that 'this place' was much different 15 years ago... 🤔
So.. naked women don't walk down the streets of your town either... hmmm.. Go figure... 😶
Is the hamster better than pornhub? I'm interested in diversifying.
Hey... I'll be your age some day. I imagine that I'll still be here. Looking for naked chicks walking down my road. Who knows? Maybe by then it'll be legal. They legalized weed and I never thought it'd see THAT day...
Thanks for popping in. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/29/2019 7:16 am

    Quoting  :

So you always take a dare? omg... 😱 lol 😁 You're my girl!
I find it hard to believe you'd be nervous... but I get it.
After I manicured my 'little friend' , and got ready to take my pics... my legs started to shake and I was off the charts turned on. I didn't realize that exhibitionism was so high on my kink meter. Yeah... I really got off on that first photoshoot. Silly me... lol 😜
Ahhh... thanks my dear. The 'little guy' tries his best. Poor little 'bugger', had tears cuming out of his eye... he was so happy to please... lol 👁️😁
Thanks for sharing your thoughts.... Coffee? I need one... ☕☕☕ or two... lol


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/29/2019 7:24 am

    Quoting  :

Great story...
I came here totally unprepared for what this was all about. I hear that A F F was much different, back in the day... or was it? 🤔
For me... it's a great place to express my kink... and have some fun with random women. Yep... I've finally found out where the bathrooms are here - (2 nd floor, near the food court).
Well... you and I both know, things here, can change in a heartbeat. All it takes is that one connection. That one email. Right?
Best of luck! And thanks for sharing your story. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/29/2019 7:28 am

    Quoting  :

Ahhh... I'm 100% convinced that you know EXACTLY where you're going and which route to take. That sounds like a great deal and a lot of fun. 😁
If someone knocks on your door and he looks like me? Well that'll be me... lol 😊
I'll cook for you gals... no worries about that. 😘❤️


SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
3/29/2019 9:20 am



Paul...

The hamster is WAY better than pornhub! One may D/L... without charge (so far)! Then too, the babes are ALL CROSSOVERS--from ALL the other sites; and they smile. Funny thing is: all the dudes look just like me, and that makes me think I must be blackin' out... 'cause I just don't recall any of those women suckin' my dick.

Hey--thanks for the deletions. Sometimes ya just gotta fall back on friendlies to clean up your messes.

Solar...



Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/29/2019 10:15 am

    Quoting SolarPowered0:


    Paul...

    The hamster is WAY better than pornhub! One may D/L... without charge (so far)! Then too, the babes are ALL CROSSOVERS--from ALL the other sites; and they smile. Funny thing is: all the dudes look just like me, and that makes me think I must be blackin' out... 'cause I just don't recall any of those women suckin' my dick.

    Hey--thanks for the deletions. Sometimes ya just gotta fall back on friendlies to clean up your messes.

    Solar...



Hey... Thanks for the review. I've been using The hub but I'll give that hamster a shot... lol 😁
I'm on my phone 95% of the time when I'm on this site, so it happens to me. I'll usually catch it.... But it's all good. Have a great Friday. The ice is melting... Can't walk on water anymore... But I'll be down by the lake, watching some idiot tourist try it. Lots of fun... when they sink up to there knees .. lol 😁 Sometimes I'll say something to them.... sometimes I won't. What's a foot or two of ice water? 💦😱


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/29/2019 10:19 am

    Quoting SolarPowered0:


    Paul...

    The hamster is WAY better than pornhub! One may D/L... without charge (so far)! Then too, the babes are ALL CROSSOVERS--from ALL the other sites; and they smile. Funny thing is: all the dudes look just like me, and that makes me think I must be blackin' out... 'cause I just don't recall any of those women suckin' my dick.

    Hey--thanks for the deletions. Sometimes ya just gotta fall back on friendlies to clean up your messes.

    Solar...



Oh.. hey... I just thought of it. I watched a truck slip into the lake last weekend and wrote a blog post. It was a hoot. You might get a laugh outta it... 🤔 The link is below. Shit happens here... lol
FrankeeZee The Weather Girl and Thin Ice


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
3/31/2019 5:09 pm

I don’t recall ever signing up for this site. When I first started getting emails and notices, I ignored them. Finally, I thought I better check it out and when I did, I wondered, what the heck had I gotten myself into? I looked around and started asking lots of questions. It became a comfortable venue to start a conversation. In the past year, I increased my interest in blogging which provides an outlet for my creative side.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/31/2019 8:17 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I don’t recall ever signing up for this site. When I first started getting emails and notices, I ignored them. Finally, I thought I better check it out and when I did, I wondered, what the heck had I gotten myself into? I looked around and started asking lots of questions. It became a comfortable venue to start a conversation. In the past year, I increased my interest in blogging which provides an outlet for my creative side.
Conversations.... ?
Do you recall the first one... we had? It was a message on a blog post of yours.... that I left.
I was new and I had no idea what I was doing. You replied to me.
I recall that moment, or day.... clearly. You made me feel at home. You made me feel, as if... I should stay.
And so I did. Thank you for that. You made me feel welcome here. ❤️😘 You made me feel, as if I'd found a place to linger.
It's so much fun to linger here.... with you. ❤️
Thank you.... ❤️❤️❤️


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