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Riding a Scooter in Taiwan is Like Having Sex
Riding a Scooter in Taiwan is Like Having Sex (First off, I'd like to apologize if anyone finds this blog post offensive. It's meant to be humorous and tongue-in-cheek.) Riding a scooter in Taiwan is like having sex. 1. Filling Holes There are lots of scooters on the road and, to get where you are going, you usually try to drive as fast as you safely can. When a space opens up in front of you, because another scooter has passed someone in front of them or someone has made a turn, you quickly try to fill that hole. 2. The Stampede Like #1 above--and especially applicable to the men here on Polyamory Date--whenever a new hole opens up, there is a competition among everyone to be the first one to fill that hole before someone else does. 3. Size Some scooters are larger than others, not just in engine displacement (50cc, 125cc, 150cc, >300cc = libido), but in wheelbase (1300 - 1500+ mm = cock size). Some might have a very strong engine/libido. Some might have a physically large scooter/cock. However, larger may not always be better in every situation. Sometimes, a large engine/libido may get the driver into trouble if he can't control it. Sometimes, a large scooter isn't maneuverable enough and can't do all the tricks a smaller, nimbler one can. And, sometimes it's just too big to fit into the parking space. (I hope you enjoyed this one.) |
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7/4/2017 12:52 am |
Oops. I should add one more: 4. Life is Good After riding in the traffic on a scooter and after having sex, you are very thankful and happy to be alive.
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