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Blogs > woowzers6 > Woowzers wonders!

What an ODD thing! (i suck at poems)  

woowzers6 50M
36 posts
6/14/2017 3:28 pm
What an ODD thing! (i suck at poems)
A mans Twig and Berries
A wondrous part of the human body
An appendage with a life of it's own
And a look from Sci-Fi
Uncut it looks like not unlike a
Snake in a sweater
And Cut one, a mushroom with
An over-sized stem
It'll stiffen without notice
And spit when overjoyed
Some are long some are thin
Others are thick some short
And the gambit in-between
Mine will often wake me
stiff as a board and needing to pee
Waiting at the toilet, it's laughing at me
His two friends along side
Are both a fragile pair
Like to be fondled
And grow curly sparse hair
They move all around
And look like they're in a tight race
Both fighting for first
And to lead the pace
The bag that they hang in
Can easily be described
A wrinkly fuzzy brown soft kiwi
With two walnuts inside
Now take a few moments to bask in it's splendor
And remember the rule number 237
No matter how much fun you are having
Keep it out of the blender
Minxysub81 42F
2 posts
6/14/2017 6:20 pm

 very nice, love the friends reference.


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