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Blogs > morpheus701 > random scribbles and such

Song of the mouse rider  

morpheus701 48M
11 posts
3/15/2017 7:18 pm
Song of the mouse rider

My first app was tinder which they gave me to peruse
and then upload after I had parted
And it was such a bitch to use
It left me quite retarded

Since then I've had a dozen apps and more
the wounds were slow to heal
Every night I'd be called a drip and a bore
Though I'd flick the mouse click-wheel

I burned through the list on plenty of fish
Through profiles good and bland
But would I get a like or a flirt, you wish
Nothing but crickets throughout the land

Zoosk, Badoo the list stretches to infinity
My brain and soul cease to feel
Is there no one who has any affinity
To the poor schmo glued to the mouse click-wheel

At last we come to Polyamory Date
the last burning gleam of hope
'cos if this doesn't work then its grindr
for this studly yearning dope

Sometimes late at night, I want to call it quits
get my feminine side on with ally mcbeal
But after seeing all her naughty bits
it's safe to say I'm married to the mouse click-wheel

with inspiration from song of the wagon driver

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