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The Day Kim Kardashian Got Robbed
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The Day Kim Kardashian Got Robbed What I should have been doing over the weekend is preparing a pitch, and packing my bags for Hollywood. Because the title screams "Black Comedy," of the Weekend At Bernie's variety. You might think it would be a problem because it did not occur in a crime ridden area, instead K was vandalized in a posh area of France. No worries. We can substitute terror cells for gang bangers. If only Peter Sellers was still alive. People are strange when you're a stranger." |
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She should have hidden her jewelry between her grossly enormous butt cheeks.
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10/3/2016 9:59 am |
So they tied her up and stole her jewels? that's it? no naughty bizness at all? I'm hearing "insurance scam". I'd have stripped her naked a put a huge Taylor Swift tattoo right on her back just for Kanye! 
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10/3/2016 9:54 am |
OHH Yeah, here it comes "The Great Carcrasions Heist", in a theater near you soon... You've seen the rehab escapades, the torrid affairs, the car crashes... Now in full stupidly, less exciting than, The Flood of 47, The School Lunch Scandal", "Men Who Sleep with their Mother-in-Laws Daughter"! Given 4 ~^~ by those who have life........  Don't cha gest love it! 
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A treatment is in the works. People are strange when you're a stranger."
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