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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief Donald Trump's ass is so tight when he takes a dump he squeezes out marbles little brown marbles! Donald Trump's ass is so tight that it takes him about an hour and a half take a dump! Donald Trump is so anal-retentive that he speaks from his ass! My authority is total that's the way it's going to be! Total! He can't take a dump unless his ass says so! Before going to bed Donald Trump told Melania he had to take a dump! Melania quickly grabbed a packed bag taking Barron with her and left! The house needed to be fumigated the next day before they could return! Breaking news! While attending a summit conference in Geneva among world leaders Donald Trump farted! The conference was immediately adjourned until the next day! To be held in another venue. The stink would linger for days! When Donald Trump takes a dump there is an emergency evacuation of the White House! Donald Trump has his own bathroom at the White House! When asked why! A White House aide said it's just better that way! No one needs to ask Donald Trump what he wants for breakfast lunch or dinner! It's a standing order of McDonald's and KFC! One time a White House aide brought Donald Trump a fresh salad with chicken for his lunch! Donald Trump said you're fired! At his yearly physical the doctor asked if Donald Trump was having any problems with his bowel movements! Donald Trump said they are the best the greatest! I have the most incredible bowel movements in the world! There is no one who has better bowel movements than me they are perfect!  |
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5/8/2020 9:54 pm |
I was expecting to laugh my ass off ... but seriously.... those sound like the jokes going around a middle school. A little disappointing here... 😔
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I was expecting to laugh my ass off ... but seriously.... those sound like the jokes going around a middle school. A little disappointing here... 😔
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4/20/2020 8:07 am |
Perhaps he needs some Miro Lax would be helpful to him..lmfao..  I hope you have a peaceful Sunday my friend..
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4/20/2020 8:02 am |
Spoken like a true democrat liberal asshole. Have a nice day jerk off.
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Perhaps he needs some Miro Lax would be helpful to him..lmfao.. I hope you have a peaceful Sunday my friend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Spoken like a true democrat liberal asshole. Have a nice day jerk off.
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4/18/2020 7:08 pm |
If you were to ask me which would I rather do. Rag on Donald Trump? Or suck on your dick? Fuck Trump! I want to suck on your rock hard stiff cock!
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The last two is the best. Keep them coming. F those who will say this is a sex site. Politics don't belong here. watching the united against covid concert on tv, very inspiring. predator trump must think its to fund a monument to him for his "perfect" response, then AND even now, with an extra column for everyone hes fired for not kissing his fat ass. "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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4/18/2020 6:31 pm |
No I don't think I could have survived the experience first-hand. I would have suffocated from the toxic fumes! But never mind about that. I can't take my eyes off your cock!
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4/18/2020 6:06 pm |
The last two is the best. Keep them coming. F those who will say this is a sex site. Politics don't belong here.
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The last two is the best. Keep them coming. F those who will say this is a sex site. Politics don't belong here. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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4/18/2020 2:42 pm |
In case words get deleted Donald Trump's ass is so tight when he takes a dump he squeezes out marbles little brown marbles! Donald Trump's ass is so tight that it takes him about an hour and a half for him to take a dump! When Donald Trump takes a dump there is an emergency evacuation of the White House! Donald Trump has his own bathroom at the White House! When asked why! A White House aide said it's just better that way! No one needs to ask Donald Trump what he wants for breakfast lunch or dinner! It's a standing order of McDonald's and KFC! One time a White House aide brought Donald Trump a fresh salad with chicken for his lunch! Donald Trump said you're fired! At his yearly physical the doctor asked if Donald Trump was having any problems with his bowel movements! Donald Trump said they are the best the greatest! I have the most incredible perfect bowel movements in the world there is no one who has better bowel movements than me they are perfect!
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