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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Trump jokes  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
5/2/2018 10:45 pm

Last Read:
5/3/2018 3:01 pm
Trump jokes

Trump jokes
in the spirit
of Michelle Wolf
I thought of
some of
my own

What did Trump say
to his secretary
can you help me find it!
I can't find it!
his secretary says
don't panic!
I'm sure it's there somewhere!

What did Stormy Daniels say
when she saw Trump's dick
you better have a lot of money!
Trump says
I do
but it's my father's!
oh but I can borrow
some from Russia!

What did Trump say
to the blind man
on the street
I can't see it either!
like he'd
be talking
to a blind man
on the street

What did Melania say
to Trump in bed
is it in yet
Trump say
yes
for the last
5 minutes!
Melania say
are you done yet
Trump says
yes
for the last
5 minutes!

What did
one maid
say to the other
when cleaning
Trump's Hotel room
either he's a bedwetter
or there is something else
going on here
or maybe
it was
that woman
he had
up in here


what did Melania say
when Trump
climbed into bed
did you piss
in your pants again
Trump says
yes with a smile
maybe just a little bit
maybe you should
clean up afterwards

Trump was
walking down
the hallway
with a piece
of<b> toilet </font></b>paper
struck to his shoe

too self absorbed to notice

like anything he does
could possibly be wrong

like he would listen
to what anyone tells him
rick315875 65M

5/3/2018 2:21 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    All good ones but I like the Stormy one the best.. Happy Thursday
Thanks tmp, have a


rick315875 65M

5/3/2018 2:19 pm
    Quoting Brownie202:
    His wife must cringe when he touches her. Ewwwww.


She doesn't even want to hold his hand in public.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/3/2018 1:06 pm

 All good ones but I like the Stormy one the best.. Happy Thursday
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
5/3/2018 4:51 am

 His wife must cringe when he touches her. Ewwwww.
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


rick315875 65M

5/2/2018 10:52 pm

 Trump jokes


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