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crazy ass story
crazy ass story Do you want to hear a crazy ass story I was walking in the mall one day and I came across this small group of women 3 or 4 of them hanging out together But one of them was a very special beauty I started feeling dizzy light headed with my heart pounding in my chest I somehow got myself over to these women and I addressed myself to the special beauty saying to her hey what's up I'm sorry do you mind if we sit down for a minute I'm feeling really dizzy and my heart is pounding in my chest Okay sure Are you okay Yes It's just that I've never seen such a beautiful woman in my entire life You are indeed a special beauty Oh thank you That's so nice of you to say I just hope the marriage police don't come up on us and ask us the question The marriage police What are you talkin about There's no such thing as the marriage police I know you think that But they are a very secret thing that no one knows about How do you know about it Cuz I have seen them before in a dream You are crazy baby Then all of a sudden they were upon us and they hit us up with the question Would you marry this woman right now knowing there would be no other Yes I will marry her And will you marry this man Sure why not Like this is real Be here at this church tomorrow I got my family together and dressed and looking my finest And at the altar I stood It was getting late and no one else had arrived My family stood but impatient What foolishness is this But then bursting through the door with her locked in their arms was my special beauty as they<b> drag </font></b>her to the altar You said you would marry him Now you must or pay the consequence I'm not going to marry this guy What's your consequence On your knees right now and suck his dick I ain't sucking his dick Hey dude that was one crazy ass story Were you smoking something or tripping on acid damn dude Well I just smoked a joint That must have been some good shit Yeah It sure was It had me thinking some crazy shit Well I'll see you later man Wait a minute You got anymore of that shit left Yeah You want to go smoke some up Yeah man Let me try some of that shit out Maybe I can come up with some crazy ass story Yeah maybe You know that story ain't so crazy You know that in some countries that kind of shit goes down Women being forced into arranged marriages Yeah You know that story could turn out to be some kind of analogy You know talking about some real shit Yeah man cool So let's go back to your place so we can smoke up some of that shit Sure Psst the marriage police are coming to get you Hey dude You're like messing with my groove my mellow Just joking with you man Give me another hit of that shit Here you go Me and my girlfriend are going to head to my bedroom You can just hang out here Okay Wait a minute How about a threesome What do you say baby How big is his dick I'm about 7-8 inch Okay cool |
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3/18/2018 9:08 pm |
Your so right that's one Crazy Ass Story alright..
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Your so right that's one Crazy Ass Story alright..
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3/17/2018 4:07 pm |
I purposely left out punctuation
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