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Tales from the Plump Side
Tales from the Plump Side The Spawn's birthday package had finally arrived in the mail yesterday. With her Ulta gift card she had purchased mascara, lip liner, lash serum, and a lip plumping lip gloss. "Hey Chitlin, your Ulta stuff came today." "Eeeek! The one day I don't check the mail!!" She hopped off her bed and snatched the Ulta bubble bag mailer out of my hand. Running into the kitchen, she grabbed the kitchen scissors and annihilated the bag. "What did you order that your are *that* excited to get??" Chuckling from the living room, I watching the scene unfold before my very eyes. "Lip plumper!!" From inside the bag a clear gloss appeared and on her<b> lips </font></b>it went. "Well, you feel 'plumped'?" "Just because i cursed with thin<b> lips </font></b>it doesn't mean I have to HAVE thin<b> lips.</font></b>" "What do you mean 'cursed' with thin lips?? You have my<b> lips.</font></b>" "Exactly. Need I say more?" "O Let me try that stuff." She standing in the bathroom staring at her reflection in the mirror, probably waiting for that magical moment when her<b> lips </font></b>'plumped'. Handing the gloss over, I grabbed it out of her hand and applied it to my<b> lips </font></b>as well. "I'm feeling something....." Leaning closer to the mirror, she still scrutinizing to see what she feeling. "Holy shit! My<b> lips </font></b>are on fire!! I'm feeling something, alright. I'm feeling like I might need to rip my<b> lips </font></b>off my face." "Oh My God Mom.... You're so dramatic." With an exasperated groan, she rolled her eyes at me as I furiously wiped the gloss away. Not going to lie, there some plumping.... But only because my<b> lips </font></b>were red and enflamed. "We can continue the conversation when I can start forming words with my<b> lips </font></b>again." With one last frustrated eye roll, she closed the bathroom door with her foot. "You're not funny Mom!" "Love you too, Chitlin!!" I have to say, if it's a choice between thin<b> lips </font></b>and torture gloss, I'll choose the thin<b> lips.... </font></b>Happy Thursday! |
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Big lips are luscious
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12/28/2021 4:19 pm |
Why do they all want to look the same? Humungous eyebrows and lips. I dont get it. Its like they have a constant look of surprise on tbeir faces😁😁😁ill shut up...i know im old😁😁😁
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12/28/2021 1:19 pm |
Great! Merry Xmas and happy new year!
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As soon as you said you put it on, I KNEW this was going to be the result. LOL
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I haven't really done any smooching in a while, so.... I don't think this will be an issue. Sadly
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As soon as you said you put it on, I KNEW this was going to be the result. LOL
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It's funny how times change. Getting a fat lip used to be a bad thing. Now,thanks to the Kardashians and music, everyone wants thick lips, big butts and catapillar eyebrows. 😆
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Ms. secret_lade, I have always been a fan of less is more. I think that a woman's natural beauty is all she needs. But to each their own.
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Tip-toe through the two lips....
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I'm not a fan of big lips but I'm also not your daughter. Why does she want bigger lips? I'm all with you on this one.
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What in the world was in that lip plumper that made your lips burn? Maybe they should have a warning label on it if it causes that sort of reaction. "So inappropriately intense only a TRUE plumping addict can handle it." "We pushed the limits to the max & created a lip plumping formula so powerfully effective, it's not for plumping rookies. You'll see and feel a result instantly as the advanced volumizing formula dramatically hydrates, nourishes, & visibly plumps lips instantly, Immediately, & over time." Directions: "Note: You may experience a slight to intense tingling. Apply only within perimeter of lips. If applied on skin, a temporary redness will occur. If any discomfort is experienced, immediately remove and discontinue use. Keep away from children." True story! LOL Most of the box is in French.
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It's funny how times change. Getting a fat lip used to be a bad thing. Now,thanks to the Kardashians and music, everyone wants thick lips, big butts and catapillar eyebrows. 😆 My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Ms. secret_lade, I have always been a fan of less is more. I think that a woman's natural beauty is all she needs. But to each their own.
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Holy cow!! How do you not blow away? .....Cum to think of it now, I've never been blown...never mind away!
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It's the same stuff they sell to guys to make their dick bigger!!!! And on another note, I know how to kill two birds with one stone!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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I had to go back and took close at your photo, I don't see anything that needs changing, your lips are fine.. Just appl lightly, maybe your skin needs to get use to this new treatment!!!!
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kids are so dramatic,,
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Hmmm... interesting .. AND educational. Now do they sell that stuff for what's dangling between men's legs? 🤔 *asking for a friend *
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...You wouldn't be going out here for days as the wind has been howling like a wolf over a rabbit hole.....wind speeds here up to 75mph but higher in other parts.
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Big lips are way overrated...You can never go out on a windy day...(Smiles)
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I didn't realise how some cosmetics could be painful!
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Tip-toe through the two lips....
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I'm not a fan of big lips but I'm also not your daughter. Why does she want bigger lips? I'm all with you on this one. We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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What in the world was in that lip plumper that made your lips burn? Maybe they should have a warning label on it if it causes that sort of reaction.
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It's the same stuff they sell to guys to make their dick bigger!!!! And on another note, I know how to kill two birds with one stone!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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