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On Today's Episode of.... Wild Kingdom
On Today's Episode of.... Wild Kingdom "Mom!! MOM!!! MOM!!! Secret_lade is in the kitchen making dinner while the Spawn is freaking out in her bedroom. "What?!?" "'s a deer staring at me through my window!" Screaming like she'd seen a ghost, the Spawn hops out of her bed, dropping her phone, and runs into the kitchen. "Really?? It can't be that terrifying." Turning the heat down on the stove, Secret_lade heads into the Spawn's bedroom and spies Peeping Tom Deer. Off in the background, making their way across the field, are the ruffian turkeys.... "What are you screaming about? It's eating grass in the ditch. It's not like it's wearing a hockey mask waving around a running chainsaw. I'm more worried about those hooligan turkeys headed across that field than I am this deer." "I saw it<b> lick </font></b>it's eye. It's EYE! It can't be trusted." AS if on queue.... Out came the tongue and in the nose it went. Not going to lie, I still feel amazed, every single day, that I was able to find this place out here in the country. I never thought I would enjoy living in the country so much... But I do. I was lucky enough catch the sunrise this morning so I ventured out and snapped some pics. This one's my fave, I think.... You can still see the foggy mist hovering above the field across the street, not yet burned off by the rising sun. Happy Sunday! |
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We used to go camping at a site where the deer would walk thru our camp. I have pics of the deer eating tomatoes and tortillas out of our hands.
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I've never seen a nose-picking deer!
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Now I have tongue envy. A damn deer can lick his eye!
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Do I foresee an," Accidental Turkey Death in the backyard " Blog coming before Thanksgiving 😂🤣🤔🤠
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More ironic is I'm out in the woods for 12 hours see 3 deer all day Drone down from NY Pa and Nj and count 25+ dead see on the side of the road 17 of them buck. What waste of meat.
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I went to the shop to buy a couple of venison steaks today, but I didn't have enough money on me. It was too dear. (Two deer..get it?)
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I went to the shop to buy a couple of venison steaks today, but I didn't have enough money on me. It was too dear. (Two deer..get it?)
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More ironic is I'm out in the woods for 12 hours see 3 deer all day Drone down from NY Pa and Nj and count 25+ dead see on the side of the road 17 of them buck. What waste of meat.
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Do I foresee an," Accidental Turkey Death in the backyard " Blog coming before Thanksgiving 😂🤣🤔🤠
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Now I have tongue envy. A damn deer can lick his eye! My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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I've never seen a nose-picking deer!
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11/8/2021 3:40 am |
We used to go camping at a site where the deer would walk thru our camp. I have pics of the deer eating tomatoes and tortillas out of our hands.
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Nice pic and a coincidence; there was fog and brilliant morning sun in my part of the planet as well. It was a beautiful day. 👍😊
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Beautiful picture! Spawn DOES know the difference between eyes and noses....right? And deer don't have long enough tongues to lick their eyes. Geckos lick their eyes....since they don't have eyelids and it's how they clean their eyes. Deer just blink...and lick their noses...again. And continue staring at you through the window....plotting.... lol Is that an orchard across from you?
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would love to live in a place like yours
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you been blessed at least with the move. funny thing is we moved to the country hoping to see more wild life but where we moved from, now has more deer, turkeys and other walking around houses daily
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I's love to see more pictures of where you live it's looks so peaceful and beautiful. How I'd would love to be a fly on your wall(s). I hope you had a good day.
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🤣🤣🤣 I love it. Walked into the hunting shack Saturday morning. My secret stash of mini potato chip bags wet strewn through out the kitchen. One wedged halfway in a hole in the floor. The trash pandas are back!
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It's EYE! It can't be trusted goodbuddy781
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Nice pic and a coincidence; there was fog and brilliant morning sun in my part of the planet as well. It was a beautiful day. 👍😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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🤣🤣🤣 I love it. Walked into the hunting shack Saturday morning. My secret stash of mini potato chip bags wet strewn through out the kitchen. One wedged halfway in a hole in the floor. The trash pandas are back! Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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I's love to see more pictures of where you live it's looks so peaceful and beautiful. How I'd would love to be a fly on your wall(s). I hope you had a good day. We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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you been blessed at least with the move. funny thing is we moved to the country hoping to see more wild life but where we moved from, now has more deer, turkeys and other walking around houses daily
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would love to live in a place like yours
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Beautiful picture! Spawn DOES know the difference between eyes and noses....right? And deer don't have long enough tongues to lick their eyes. Geckos lick their eyes....since they don't have eyelids and it's how they clean their eyes. Deer just blink...and lick their noses...again. And continue staring at you through the window....plotting.... lol Is that an orchard across from you?
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