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A Stinkbug Horror Story
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I need therapy after reading this!! Oh my gawd. Ew. Ew. Ewwww. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
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If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
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stink bugs are gathering on the north side of our house wanting into the warm inside. The Mrs steps on then even on the siding as she refuses to let them enter the house. I just use a broom.
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One of the first things ya gotta learn — now that you're living in the 'country' and not the city — is to wear slippers ALL the time! Yep... It's a good thing, ya didn't step on, *ugh*, never mind. 😶❗❗
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If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
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stink bugs are gathering on the north side of our house wanting into the warm inside. The Mrs steps on then even on the siding as she refuses to let them enter the house. I just use a broom.
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One of the first things ya gotta learn — now that you're living in the 'country' and not the city — is to wear slippers ALL the time! Yep... It's a good thing, ya didn't step on, *ugh*, never mind. 😶❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I was tired, this morning, when I first pulled myself out of bed. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stumbled into the kitchen and started setting up the Kureg to make myself a cup of coffee. Pop! I had backed up a step to throw the old coffee pod into the trash when I heard a loud popping sound from beneath my bare foot. Glancing down, I saw a a glob of green liquid on the floor about four inches from my heel. "What the hell??" Trying to figure out where it came from, I picked up my right foot and glanced under it. "Oh my God! Ew!! Oh my God!! Ew!" There on the floor, right before my very eyes, was a squished stink bug, leg side up. I had managed to not only NOT notice this stink bug on the floor in my kitchen but I had also managed to step on it with my bare feet and NOT NOTICE I had done so! Every part of me wanted to wither up and die as I cleaned up the crime scene with a paper towel. I may need some therapy for this one! Happy Thursday!
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