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On today's episode of 'Food on my Boobs'...
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On today's episode of 'Food on my Boobs'... There is just nothing classier than watching an oil soaked green pepper fall out of my Italian sub and land square on my right tit. Nothing! "Oh my God, really??" It was a celebratory luncheon recognizing three of my coworkers who had earned their ten year anniversary. "[secret_lade], whatcha doing?" "I swear, I just need a bib. One with a pocket, I could use a snack for later." I dabbed at the oil stain with my napkin, but it was way too late. I was going to be spending the rest of the day sporting oil boob. Classy. Until next time.... I'll be the woman with food on her boobs. |
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You should have dropped another bit on your left tit to balance things up. Just say it was part of the pattern on your top.
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 You really do need the protection of my hands there McLade........I'll be right over!!
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So that's the secret... It put's the oil on the skin.... LOL
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Food on the chest, must be a theme for the day. Most men would like to remove that food with their tongue. Unfortunately you were not in the proper location to do that.
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Damn Food Gremlins...They'll jump on clean clothes in a New York minute!
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I suppose oiling your boobs is better than boiling your oobs........or something like that. It was funnier in my head.
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Sounds like a good start to me!! Now we need to add some more oil, my face, and sure some more peppers if that appeals to you. DYOT, on HNW Cassandra Comes Out Just in Time for Halloween Made It With Plenty of Help from OnHigh [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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An oily boob is all ready for a massage!  
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You should have dropped another bit on your left tit to balance things up. Just say it was part of the pattern on your top.
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You really do need the protection of my hands there McLade........I'll be right over!!
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Food on the chest, must be a theme for the day. Most men would like to remove that food with their tongue. Unfortunately you were not in the proper location to do that.
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9/29/2021 7:26 am |
Damn Food Gremlins...They'll jump on clean clothes in a New York minute!
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I suppose oiling your boobs is better than boiling your oobs........or something like that. It was funnier in my head.
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Sounds like a good start to me!! Now we need to add some more oil, my face, and sure some more peppers if that appeals to you. DYOT, on HNW Cassandra Comes Out Just in Time for Halloween Made It With Plenty of Help from OnHigh [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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My late mother in law called them her "crumb catcher". When I was younger I didn't get it but now I know exactly what she meant, lol. The poster who said to keep a change of shirts got it right!!
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9/29/2021 4:25 am |
I draw the line at food/sex, some things shouldn't be mixed.
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9/29/2021 3:40 am |
My late mother in law called them her "crumb catcher". When I was younger I didn't get it but now I know exactly what she meant, lol. The poster who said to keep a change of shirts got it right!!
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An oily boob is all ready for a massage!
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Get a Tide remover pen. Of keep a small bottle of Dawn liquid detergent in your desk to clean the spot. The bib would be a whole lot easier 👀
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I can't think of a better place to serve food to me
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Yesterday I was driving, chilling, around 'Ile Bizard' — in 1658, someone gave Jacque, that island. Anyway... guess what I came across, blocking the fucking road? Wild turkeys. 🦃 FFS, there were a dozen or so and THEY, didn't give a shit, about me. I thought of you. lol Ugly buggers. I often drive on that road, it's minutes from my home. I find it peaceful and relaxing. I've almost hit a few deer. But anyway — welcome to nature. I love where I live. I'm sure you'll get used to, and be happy where you are. Keep your eyes open! 😮 But the coincidence. lol 😂 It's the second time I've seen those birds.😎❗❗ I tried to stare them down. They didn't budge.
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time to have a change of tops in your desk so you could change like super woman
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 Sorry....I know it's not funny At least you were the one to pluck the pepper off your chest and not one of your co-workers!
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 I'll get the soaked pepper!!!!! I was going to take my shirt off to eat my hotdog, but I didn't!!!  ....Guess what happened to my clean shirt?? 
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Food Removal Specialist.... LOL You're very thorough!
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