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On Today's Episode of 'What Could Go Wrong??'
On Today's Episode of 'What Could Go Wrong??' It's official! First it was one, then it was two, and now there are three more COVID cases at the high school in the span of one week. All schools are closed as of tonight for cleaning and sanitizing! The email said classes will be resuming on Monday.... I'm betting they do not! In other news.... I managed to wear an olive for a large portion of my day today. It was fantastic! Even better?? I wasn't the one who noticed I had an olive dried to the exposed chest skin from my v-neck blouse. Damn those face masks!! Between fogged glasses and not having the ability to see below my nose anymore.... I didn't realize I had an olive dried to my chest until a customer said to me, "Honey, you got something black on ya". Hunched over, adjusting her glasses to get a closer look.. She scrutinized my olive while I blindly tried flick it off. " the left hun... No, left. LEFT!" "I am going left...." Why is she getting mad at me?? It's my boob and my olive! "Oh, I'm sorry hun, my left." Giving up, I just blindly swooped my hand across my chest until I felt the olive rolling against my palm. It's an odd, disgusting feeling..... "You got it sweetie. Thank God, I hate olives." Yah, must have been terrible for you be forced see that olive on my chest! I contemplated popping it in my mouth and eating it while she watched, after that comment. The look on her face would have been priceless!! Instead I laughed and threw it in the garbage We'll just chalk it up a Wednesday. |
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I bet Popeye wasn't best pleased True story - when I was growing up, my grandpa's nickname for me was Olive Oyl, because I was so skinny and scrawny.
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This is funny as hell. I'm sure I would have ate it.
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This is funny as hell. I'm sure I would have ate it.
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I bet Popeye wasn't best pleased
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could have been worse what if someone put a sign on your back that said $10 if you can lick the olive off my chest just sayin' hmm be safe Basia - "An Olive Tree" One day, while in the south of France, My good friend said I should hug an olive tree, She claimed that dreams come true when you do, but Can a plant be in any way that beneficial to me? Though I'm a famous skeptic, feet on the ground, This time I wanted this to be true Now picture this A silly polish girl in nice Embracing trees Wishing for you Hug an olive tree
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You're only a few ingredient from becoming a human . . . pizza
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What's with food bits and the way it's attracted to you? You're a magnet. Hmmm... Can you change your magnetic poles to seek out gold? 🤔
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Was it stuffed??
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I have heard of face plant but Olive plant??
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10/28/2020 8:55 pm |
your text is aazing sexy you is very pretty womam i want u much baby
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could have been worse what if someone put a sign on your back that said $10 if you can lick the olive off my chest just sayin' hmm be safe Basia - "An Olive Tree" One day, while in the south of France, My good friend said I should hug an olive tree, She claimed that dreams come true when you do, but Can a plant be in any way that beneficial to me? Though I'm a famous skeptic, feet on the ground, This time I wanted this to be true Now picture this A silly polish girl in nice Embracing trees Wishing for you Hug an olive tree To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Is it wrong that I would have suggested some olive oil and a parsnip added to your chest? Just for flourish.
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The big question is did you have anything to eat with olives on it?
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You're only a few ingredient from becoming a human . . . pizza When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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What's with food bits and the way it's attracted to you? You're a magnet. Hmmm... Can you change your magnetic poles to seek out gold? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Was it stuffed??
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I have heard of face plant but Olive plant?? (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Is it wrong that I would have suggested some olive oil and a parsnip added to your chest? Just for flourish. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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10/28/2020 4:31 pm |
The big question is did you have anything to eat with olives on it?
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