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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

And out of nowhere....  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
8/11/2020 5:23 pm
And out of nowhere....

Bam! Apartment Complex Studmuffin!

Scared the shit out of me....

I was reaching for the exterior door to the apartment building when it flew open before me revealing the Apartment Complex Studmuffin.

"Oh My God!" I stepped back from the door, startled. I was actually running a little late for work and my mind was in a million places at once.

"Oh, sorry... Didn't see you coming." He stood in the doorway, staring at me.

Is there EVER a time when this guy ISN'T in the parking lot??

I waited for him to either step through the door, or step aside to let me pass...

Didn't happen.

So I found myself barging through, getting an up close and personal look at this guy.

He's a lot older than I thought he was.

That explains the 80's gold chain and weird need to be hanging out in the fricking parking lot 24/7. He was an 80's spending his Saturday nights driving the strip and hanging out in a 7-11 parking lot somewhere trying to pick up chicks.

Glory days...

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:56 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    Well at least you got an eyeful LOL
Yah, that I did! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:55 pm

 You would think he does... But he does not!! He drives a crappy black truck that he's spent the summer resurfacing and repainting in the parking lot.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:54 pm

 It's worse... He's . Ugh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:52 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ye're weans will be wondering why you're spending so much time outside now McLade!! I thoroughly recommend some 1980s hairspray to recreate that flick, to match his gold chain.......
Um, yah... I'll be avoiding this guy like the corona virus. He's got a girlfriend and a harem of white trash groupies..... I can do better.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:49 pm
    Quoting Mr_Mercedes:
    Sounds like he was waiting for you to pull his chain.
Who knows what he was doing... I'm just glad he wasn't out there milling about this morning when I went to work.


Mr_Mercedes 61M
617 posts
8/12/2020 7:06 am

 Sounds like he was waiting for you to pull his chain.

Looking for Mischief


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/12/2020 6:22 am

Ye're weans will be wondering why you're spending so much time outside now McLade!! I thoroughly recommend some 1980s hairspray to recreate that flick, to match his gold chain.......


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
8/12/2020 4:56 am

 Is he dico or hard rock


luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
8/12/2020 4:49 am

 And does he drive a TransAm?
Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/12/2020 4:06 am

 Well at least you got an eyeful LOL
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:42 am

 Oh yuck... I don't think her own husband bags her... She's just all around nasty. I have not seen the two of them talking at all, which is surprising to me since I've seen him literally talking to everyone else down our hall.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:39 am
    Quoting Davjack5:
    Did he have a perm in the back?😂
No perm, thankfully. He's kind of rocking a Justin Bieber look... from about 5 years ago.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/12/2020 2:37 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    was he soaked in Brute or Old Spice?
I actually didn't notice any cologne at all... He didn't smell like anything. I think if he did wear cologne, it'd be Preferred Stock. LOL Do you remember that from the 90's? I think every man on earth wore it.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
8/11/2020 8:24 pm

 Wonder if he has bagged the Marlboro lady.


Davjack5 53M

8/11/2020 8:18 pm

 Did he have a perm in the back?😂


mc_justmc 63M

8/11/2020 7:44 pm

 was he soaked in Brute or Old Spice?


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