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The 'Contract' Training
The 'Contract' Training There is nothing more amazing, more scintillating, more inspired than a 90 minute skype training being led by the monotonic voice of our corporate HR representative. It's the hearing equivalent to watching paint dry. In the back of my mind, I was hearing... "Bueller? Beuller? Beauller?" He was smart enough, by this call, to request the participants use the chat function for questions instead of asking them outright because the earlier calls, I'd heard, did not go well. For someone who was supposed to be the expect on the subject matter, he had literally no answers. But, I digress.... This is the man who 'requires' the assistants to do about 15 spreadsheets a week all collecting the same information. One report is actually for information from the PREVIOUS week. Really?? That still necessary when four other reports are IN THE MOMENT collections of information? Uh, yah. Here's to a new day.... and my first solo Self Evaluation with Boss #2. Wish me luck. |
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A report for information from the previous week? Just give him last week's report. He'll never know the difference.
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Hi secret_lade I hope that your first solo self-evaluation with boss #2 I just roll with the HR stuff can't get 2 crazy hmm be safe Jethro Tull - "Teacher" Well the dawn was coming Heard him ringing on my bell He said, my name's the teacher Oh that is what I call myself And I have a lesson That I must impart to you It's an old expression But I must insist it's true Jump up, look around Find yourself some fun No sense in sitting there hating everyone No man's an island and his castle isn't home The nest is for nothing when the bird has flown
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A report for information from the previous week? Just give him last week's report. He'll never know the difference.
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Hi secret_lade I hope that your first solo self-evaluation with boss #2 I just roll with the HR stuff can't get 2 crazy hmm be safe Jethro Tull - "Teacher" Well the dawn was coming Heard him ringing on my bell He said, my name's the teacher Oh that is what I call myself And I have a lesson That I must impart to you It's an old expression But I must insist it's true Jump up, look around Find yourself some fun No sense in sitting there hating everyone No man's an island and his castle isn't home The nest is for nothing when the bird has flown To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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the one report a week i was handing in to my boss so she could hand it in to her boss, never even made it to her boss because the computer system wasn't working, hasn't worked. what a shit waste of time.
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LOL You were probably the one who didn't have their phone on mute...
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the one report a week i was handing in to my boss so she could hand it in to her boss, never even made it to her boss because the computer system wasn't working, hasn't worked. what a shit waste of time.
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It sounds like that 90 minutes lasted much longer lol , sorry you had to endure that.
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Looks like the bosses have never had it better
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15 identical spreadsheets- hmmm wonder who has to auditthose babies
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Ugh! There is something very dispiriting here. blog on!
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Oh dear, I've got to do some of those sessions, as in present them. At least mine are technical based and I know my stuff. And if people dinnae unnerstaun whit ah'm sayin ah can aye blame it on ma accent!! Good luck with Mc2, hope it goes well!
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Oh dear, I've got to do some of those sessions, as in present them. At least mine are technical based and I know my stuff. And if people dinnae unnerstaun whit ah'm sayin ah can aye blame it on ma accent!! Good luck with Mc2, hope it goes well!
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Ugh! There is something very dispiriting here. blog on!
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15 identical spreadsheets- hmmm wonder who has to auditthose babies (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Looks like the bosses have never had it better
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It sounds like that 90 minutes lasted much longer lol , sorry you had to endure that.
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