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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

The coffee maker growled at me this morning.
 

1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
2/17/2020 5:10 am

 Lol just be Monday morning , mine growled and hissed and spat coffee grinds into coffee cup and all over machine. Used to a strainer to get rid of some of the coffee grounds . Cleaned machine and it happened again. Oh well camping coffee it is. Hopefully rest of day goes better..


kittenwolf1 46F
7 posts
2/17/2020 5:03 am

 My bf rolled up behind me, took me, came in me which made me cum, and then he made me coffee, kind of the same thing.


Blee761 62M  
519 posts
2/17/2020 5:00 am

 Because I grind my beans fresh, I never forget to put the coffee in because of the extra effort it takes to do than. The worst thing for me is then the coffee filter collapses mid-brew and not only do grounds get in the pot, but then it is weaker than I typically like.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
2/17/2020 4:51 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Just grab the world by the tail and fuck with that bastard. ❗❗❗👍😎
I'll keep that in mind. Headed into work right now.... it's -7 degrees out there. Yikes!


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
2/17/2020 4:50 am
    Quoting  :
Not going to lie, I did think a little about that this morning....


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
2/17/2020 4:49 am
    Quoting SpankingHotAss:
    Never understood how people could be that absent minded...morning or not
    As if coffee is some magical fix all elixir? Must be a great placebo effect 😀

    Cute though how the coffee maker growled 😅
I'm super tired this morning.... and, the caffeine does help. But, I think it's more the hot beverage, the chance to focus, and the moment to sit back for a moment that helps.


reesebryant62 62M
19 posts
2/17/2020 4:29 am

 Welcome to my world.
I hear it all the time.....how life is just 'magical' with me, and every day's an adventure.
LOL


xNewsPhotog 61M  
243 posts
2/17/2020 4:27 am

 Hahahaaaa... "Happy Monday!".

I hope the rest of your day / week goes better.


Bodyboy6804 61M
17 posts
2/17/2020 4:20 am

 Been there done that life gets us sometimes we move on lol
Keep it fun


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/17/2020 4:17 am

 Just grab the world by the tail and fuck with that bastard. ❗❗❗👍😎


SpankingHotAss 48M/49F  
19 posts
2/17/2020 4:15 am

 Never understood how people could be that absent minded...morning or not
As if coffee is some magical fix all elixir? Must be a great placebo effect 😀

Cute though how the coffee maker growled 😅


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
2/17/2020 3:57 am

 Should I be worried??

I stayed up too late last night....

It was kind of hard to pull myself out of bed this morning. When I got out of the shower I attempted to make a single cup of coffee....

On my third attempt, I actually succeeded.

Everything was a struggle, not going to lie. I discovered I didn't clean out the filter yesterday morning, which meant I had to do that first. Stuck my cup in the cup spot and walked away to turn on the news.

After about 5 minutes of listening for that familiar gurgling coffee making sound, I glanced over at the maker to see if I'd missed the magical event and the coffee was already brewed.

Nope.

Not even on. I neglected to hit the button before I walked away. OMG

Attempt #2

I walked over and hit the button, the maker proceeded to growl at me. I stepped back and laughed, thinking, I've been watching too many scary movies again. The weather was being covered so I popped into the living room to see what was in the forecast.

Snow. Ugh....

That familiar sound of the coffee brewing coming to a close.... I headed back into the kitchen eager for my go juice.

It was water.

I forgot to put the COFFEE in the filter. It's been a rough morning.

Attempt #3

Finally got my shit together. Coffee in filter, water in water spot, cup in cup spot. Thank fucking God, I don't think I can make it through this one more time. Hit the button and stood and stared until the coffee was completely brewed.

Time to start my day.


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