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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Points to ponder....  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
11/11/2019 3:39 pm
Points to ponder....

One of my work friends sent the funniest, yet TRUE, memes today.

I had to share.

Before you marry someone:

1. Listen to them eat a bowl of cereal.
2. Ask them which side of the bed they sleep on.
3. Watch them brush their teeth.
4. Make sure you are temperature compatible.
5. Survive one cold and flu season at minimum.

#1 & #3 - CRUCIAL

In other news, Boss #1 was back to work today. He still seemed pretty shaken up over his accident last week. Every time I turned around he was either in my office or talking to me from his own office asking me how I was doing and if I needed him for anything.

I know him well enough to know he was having a rough day.

Thankfully my sarcastic humor and good natured ribbing is on his list of things that make him feel normal. I was able to elevate his blood pressure enough to see the vein pop on his forehead and watch him clench his fists.

It was good to see him returning to his normal crazy.

fishing1362 61M
145 posts
11/12/2019 12:16 pm

 nice love reading your blog


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/12/2019 1:21 am
    Quoting  :
You're welcome, I'm glad you got a laugh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/12/2019 1:20 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Thanks for sharing this one

    I've always said that until we break bread there is no intimacy

    you learn alot about people by observing, and, when I eat, I like to see if we are "manners" compatible

    my best friend is a pig, I don't know how women ever date him

    you can always tell where he sat at the dinner table

    when I was younger, I couldn't second date a woman that just ate salad for a meal, please, what is she going to eat when she gets home

    thanks for the memories

    reminded me of this one

    Pinto Colvig as Goofy and Clarence Nash as Donald Duck - "Eat Until I Die"

    Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie
    Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky
    Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
    Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
    I wanna eat 'n eat 'n eat 'n eat 'n eat until I die

    Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie
    Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky
    Lots of starches, lots of greens
    Fancy chocolate-covered...beans!
I've eaten a salad on a date, but it has to have chicken or something on it or I do get hungry later. Just depends on how hungry I am. I'm a regular food eater on a date though.... if he likes me enough to go on a second date, he should know I like my steak medium rare and I don't like lobster and shrimp. Lol.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/12/2019 1:15 am
    Quoting japaneseass:
    oh i hear you...temp compatible...yah...my hubby likes to keep house cold...like 68 degree in hot summer...hence, i must wear sweat shirt and pants in during summer, inside...doesn't make any sense...if i mess around the ac temp, he would complain, he is having hot flashes...
Yikes! Pants and sweatshirts in the summer.... just sounds wrong.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/12/2019 1:11 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Marry? I just want to find someone compatible enough to date, I doubt I'll ever marry again.
You're in luck! This can easily transition to a dating tip list. Just add #6.... How clean do they keep their sheets?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/12/2019 1:09 am
    Quoting  :
Hope they help. Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/12/2019 1:08 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really... really... good tips. Really good!

    Thirty fucking years too late! 😶

    I think he likes you. ❤️
Nah..... He's married. Plus, there are times when I think he may have something going on with Boss #2.


easy_going2014 57M
Ask me for a photo
14366 posts
11/11/2019 7:36 pm

 Thanks for sharing this one

I've always said that until we break bread there is no intimacy

you learn alot about people by observing, and, when I eat, I like to see if we are "manners" compatible

my best friend is a pig, I don't know how women ever date him

you can always tell where he sat at the dinner table

when I was younger, I couldn't second date a woman that just ate salad for a meal, please, what is she going to eat when she gets home

thanks for the memories

reminded me of this one

Pinto Colvig as Goofy and Clarence Nash as Donald Duck - "Eat Until I Die"

Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie
Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
I wanna eat 'n eat 'n eat 'n eat 'n eat until I die

Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie
Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky
Lots of starches, lots of greens
Fancy chocolate-covered...beans!
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Good luck!!!


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
11/11/2019 6:11 pm

 oh i hear you...temp compatible...yah...my hubby likes to keep house cold...like 68 degree in hot summer...hence, i must wear sweat shirt and pants in during summer, inside...doesn't make any sense...if i mess around the ac temp, he would complain, he is having hot flashes...


mc_justmc 63M

11/11/2019 6:08 pm

 Marry? I just want to find someone compatible enough to date, I doubt I'll ever marry again.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/11/2019 5:45 pm

 Really... really... good tips. Really good!

Thirty fucking years too late! 😶

I think he likes you. ❤️


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