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Today.... Today I woke up and read a that hurt feelings..... Today I was running late, but still made time to let teach how do the snake.... Today I sat in car the last possible minute before I headed into work.... Today I plastered on fake smile and told every coworker asked how was going that it was going fantastic.... Today I would have given anything to just crawl into bed and sleep day away instead..... Today I laughed ass off when coworker texted a crazy meme about shifty pants.... Today I realized he is absolute best work friend...... Today I flossed teeth with a piece of string while Nose Hair watched and complained about our slow computer system..... Today I drove a little too fast on the way home from work and slid past road.... Today I said Fuck It and just made faces in the mirror at while we drove around the block give it more try..... Today I'm secretly drinking wine in a coffee mug...... Today I have both of sitting next on the couch..... I wouldn't trade this moment for the world. |
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It’s horrible when they eat your words. I hate going back to fix stuff. Many times I don’t- it just sounds like I drank too much wine! 😂😂
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My dogs have kept me going more than once! And even with the recent divorce, I gained a daughter (step) that I consider my own. As for co workers..... I walk in and say "morning Bitches!" (I work with guys) The old "how was your weekend" gets annoying tho. Standard response is "too short"!
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I've tried to floss with string and thread, both are too thick.
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As fuked up as this site is a few missing words will never be missed... 
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Yes... Post 📯 in two spots. Main place and comments. I DON'T do that. But it's only because I won't acquiesce to THEIR abuse. So.. what's for supper? 🤔
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11/6/2019 7:36 pm |
It’s horrible when they eat your words. I hate going back to fix stuff. Many times I don’t- it just sounds like I drank too much wine! 😂😂
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My dogs have kept me going more than once! And even with the recent divorce, I gained a daughter (step) that I consider my own. As for co workers..... I walk in and say "morning Bitches!" (I work with guys) The old "how was your weekend" gets annoying tho. Standard response is "too short"!
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11/6/2019 5:57 pm |
I've tried to floss with string and thread, both are too thick.
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11/6/2019 4:58 pm |
As fuked up as this site is a few missing words will never be missed...
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Yes... Post 📯 in two spots. Main place and comments. I DON'T do that. But it's only because I won't acquiesce to THEIR abuse. So.. what's for supper? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep. Copy and paste the content of your post - into that 'first comment'. I've corrected my posts upwards of ten times. I keep a 'formated copy' on hand. Nah.. Your humour is transparent to me. THAT'S y I'm laughing. 😂 I'm pretty much like you (except for the penis thingy), I have no inner monologue. Go for it! Ya want me to put in a good word for you? 🤔 🔥 💦 Some of the best aventures I've had with my kids, have been misadventures. You know what I mean. 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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i hate hate hate when my coworkers ask me how it is going...um...yah...i just wanna tell them, "you really wanna know how's it going ????" but that will be probably a couple of hours...so i just say, fine...lol... kids...kids are good...i tell yah....kids and pets... 
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Copy and paste your blog into "comments". Or do what I do. Get in tight with A F F IT hierarchy... and they leave you the FUCK alone! Did I just jinx myself. 🎃 You.. are seriously funny! Why do you sound like me? 🤔 THAT, sounds like the type of day I've had! 👍 😊 🔥 Yep. go for it! 😊 So ya skid by didja? 🤔 Kool... lol 😂 Been there! omg... Kids don't care. I'm glad you think I'm funny, sometimes my sense of humor is lost on people. More than once I've found myself laughing inappropriately totally solo.
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i hate hate hate when my coworkers ask me how it is going...um...yah...i just wanna tell them, "you really wanna know how's it going ????" but that will be probably a couple of hours...so i just say, fine...lol... kids...kids are good...i tell yah....kids and pets...
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Copy and paste your blog into "comments". Or do what I do. Get in tight with A F F IT hierarchy... and they leave you the FUCK alone! Did I just jinx myself. 🎃 You.. are seriously funny! Why do you sound like me? 🤔 THAT, sounds like the type of day I've had! 👍 😊 🔥 Yep. go for it! 😊 So ya skid by didja? 🤔 Kool... lol 😂 Been there! omg... Kids don't care. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Today I'm getting irritated because I keep trying to fix the missing words in this post.... But every time I do, other words go missing. Cripe....
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