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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

If breath could kill....  

secret_lade 50F
14363 posts
10/24/2019 2:47 pm
If breath could kill....

I have a coworker with breath so terrible you want die when she talks you.

I'm not exaggerating.....

A perfect medley of rotten teeth and coffee, your eyes water just at the sight of her coming. She will never be able sneak up on you as her breath precedes her by about 5 feet, the stink cloud a dead give-away.

I was cornered by her in my office this morning.

She had a question.

I'm still suffering the effects. It's like a small part of my brain has been forever imprinted with that smell.

I will never be the again.

secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/28/2019 3:13 am
    Quoting looking4u69ca:
    You should tell dragon breath as nice as you can to give you a 10 foot bubble around you. If you are the boss you should really confront her. If you're not take it to your
    supervisor or HR department if you have one.
I'm not her boss... Thank God. That's a tough conversation to have... Your rotten teeth make your breath intolerable? Please carry breath mints when you plan to communicate with your fellow coworkers? Yikes....


looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
10/25/2019 3:49 pm

 You should tell dragon breath as nice as you can to give you a 10 foot bubble around you. If you are the boss you should really confront her. If you're not take it to your
supervisor or HR department if you have one.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/25/2019 2:19 pm
    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Whenever she approaches and starts to talk.Let her see you take a deep breath.Now it's important that you hold it for as long as you can! Or buy some snuff.People in the early 1900's in large populated cities would pack their noses so they wouldn't have to smell all the garbage and rotting animals piled like snow drifts.
    Is she Tall?
She is not tall, but she is a close talker. Ugh.....


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/25/2019 2:18 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hahahahaha is this the same one with the nose hairs?
It is not, actually. Nose hairs is a guy, Dragon breath is a woman. Both equally disturbing! Lol


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
10/24/2019 9:17 pm

 Whenever she approaches and starts to talk.Let her see you take a deep breath.Now it's important that you hold it for as long as you can! Or buy some snuff.People in the early 1900's in large populated cities would pack their noses so they wouldn't have to smell all the garbage and rotting animals piled like snow drifts.
Is she Tall?
Using more than all the road!


mc_justmc 64M

10/24/2019 6:13 pm

 Hahahahaha is this the same one with the nose hairs?


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