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If breath could kill....
If breath could kill.... I have a coworker with breath so terrible you want die when she talks you. I'm not exaggerating..... A perfect medley of rotten teeth and coffee, your eyes water just at the sight of her coming. She will never be able sneak up on you as her breath precedes her by about 5 feet, the stink cloud a dead give-away. I was cornered by her in my office this morning. She had a question. I'm still suffering the effects. It's like a small part of my brain has been forever imprinted with that smell. I will never be the again. |
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You should tell dragon breath as nice as you can to give you a 10 foot bubble around you. If you are the boss you should really confront her. If you're not take it to your supervisor or HR department if you have one.
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You should tell dragon breath as nice as you can to give you a 10 foot bubble around you. If you are the boss you should really confront her. If you're not take it to your supervisor or HR department if you have one.
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Whenever she approaches and starts to talk.Let her see you take a deep breath.Now it's important that you hold it for as long as you can! Or buy some snuff.People in the early 1900's in large populated cities would pack their noses so they wouldn't have to smell all the garbage and rotting animals piled like snow drifts. Is she Tall?
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Hahahahaha is this the same one with the nose hairs?
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Whenever she approaches and starts to talk.Let her see you take a deep breath.Now it's important that you hold it for as long as you can! Or buy some snuff.People in the early 1900's in large populated cities would pack their noses so they wouldn't have to smell all the garbage and rotting animals piled like snow drifts. Is she Tall? Using more than all the road!
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10/24/2019 6:13 pm |
Hahahahaha is this the same one with the nose hairs?
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