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Are you a hell bound heathen like me?
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Are you a hell bound heathen like me? Are you a Hell-bound heathen like me? If so, then you know how irritating it can be when a preacher pushes his way into your life to try and make you think just exactly like he does... Ya know when preachers are trying to say stuff at first, ya know, making up stories that they think that you think will make them seem cool to try and relate to you and break the ice.. I wonder how come they always somehow did the same shit as my<b> buddies </font></b>at some point in thier stories, but when it is my turn to talk, they dont make up a story to try and be like me.. They tell me shit like, maybe I should keep my personal life more private... And what is so personal about not being to get it up to jack off in the shower no more unless I stick my finger in my butt cuz I think maybe my dead granny is watching me from heaven.. Have you ever tried to jack off in the shower wrapped in aluminum foil so your dead granny cant see ya from heaven.... It turns out much worse than paper cuts, and who knows for sure if it even works all that good... They didnt tell me that shit on the internet... I think that fat chick on Montel Williams show shoulda talked to my dead granny for me to see if she does watch me jackin' off in the shower, instead of calling the studio security and having the cops take me away.. That's fucked up... Everybody else got to talk to thier dead friends.. I hate that big fat fuckin' cop calling cunt... Anyways, I was just trying to relate to that preacher the same way he tried to relate to my buddies, telling a personal story that he himself has probobly experianced so that we seem to have things in common.. Maybe not the aluminum foil part.. That was more or less a warning in case he wants to try it.. I was helping to break the ice, so he didnt have to risk going to hell alongside of me for making up lies to trick us into church.. I mean if you are a Baptist, or a Devil Worshiper and ya try to say ya never jack off in the shower, one thing about your personal demons become crystal clear... You are a goddamn fuckin' liar.. Hey, where'd that fuckin' preacher go?? I guess nobody cares if I go to heaven... -- ,,,ô¿ô,,,  |
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Hmmm... I guess I missed that show....
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