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Blogs > Zugnillinuc > Zug, The Cunning Linguist

Johnny and the bath sponge  

Zugnillinuc 43M
25 posts
2/22/2016 7:40 pm
Johnny and the bath sponge
Johnny is an 8 year-old rather precocious , loves to go out and play in the dirt.

So one day as he was coming home for dinner he remembered that his mother always told him to wash up, so up to the bathroom he went to wash his hands before dinner.

As he got to the bathroom he flung open the door...only to find that his mother was just<b> drying </font></b>herself off after taking a shower.

"WHAT'S THAT?" Johnny exclaimed pointing at his moms hairy vejayjay.

"Oh, that's....that's my uh... my sponge..to wash myself" his mother said so embarrassed that her only saw her naked.

So Johnny said Oh and washed his hands and went down for dinner.

About a week later...Johnny again burst into the bathroom to pee, and again he saw his naked mom, just coming out of the shower.

This time he looked a bit inquisitive. "Mommy, mommy where's your sponge?"

His mom did not have an answer, other than that she had to throw it out.

"OH that's OK" Johnny said trying to calm his mother,

"I saw Mrs. Brown cleaning Mr. Brown's face with it"
nicelipss66 48F
24236 posts
2/22/2016 7:57 pm

 Very cute


porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
2/22/2016 9:24 pm

 lollolol


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