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Learn Me Right
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Learn Me Right Two years ago when I first started blogging, I did a post featuring twenty random facts about yours truly. You can check it out here: Knowing Me Knowing You 20 Facts About Me Seeing as a lot can happen in two years' time, I have decided to compile a list twenty more random tidbits, fun facts, and true tales that are all about me, Jess: The Trucker Babe. ♡♡♡ 1. My favorite colors are red, purple, and blue. In that order. ♡♡♡ 2. My favorite colors to wear are black, dark gray, and navy blue. In that order. ♡♡♡ 3. Lime green cars annoy me for no reason whatsoever! ♡♡♡ 4. My favorite food is tacos. Yummy! ♡♡♡ 5. I am a big time Marvel comic nerd! ♡♡♡ 6. When I was in the fifth grade, I competed in the world Future Problem Solving competition in Ann Arbor, Michigan in the solo division. I took home the bronze medal for placing third in my age group. Yep... I am a total nerd! ♡♡♡ 7. I absolutely love "The Big Bang Theory" and I secretly have a huge crush on Raj! Oops... I guess that is not so much of a secret anymore! ♡♡♡ 8. My all-time favorite song is Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." Gives me chills every single time I hear it. ♡♡♡ 9. I often fantasize about having a threesome with Captain America and Black Widow. ♡♡♡ 10. I have a total of seven tattoos. My favorite is the "tigerfly" tattoo on my left arm. ♡♡♡ 11. My only body piercing is my tongue, mostly because I am too chicken shit to get anything else pierced! ♡♡♡ 12. I met Gary Sinise after seeing "The Lieutenant Dan Band" play in concert at Fort Wainwright near Fairbanks, Alaska. He is as cool as the underside of a pillow! And a very talented bass guitar player! ♡♡♡ 13. This girl is a beer drinker! My favorites are Guinness, Yeungling, and Krombacher. ♡♡♡ 14. My pinkie toenails are nonexistent. ♡♡♡ 15. My most recent sexual injury happened about two weeks ago and I am still limping from it. Way to go, Joey! ♡♡♡ 16. I despise raw onions, but I love onion rings! It's a texture thing. ♡♡♡ 17. I can recite every single line from the movie "The Lion King" from start to finish. ♡♡♡ 18. "The Princess Bride" is my all-time favorite movie! ♡♡♡ 19. My strangest sexual fantasy is to be blindfolded while my partner fucks me with random household objects and I have to guess what the object is to "earn" my orgasm. ♡♡♡ 20. Last, but certainly not least... The story of my most embarassing sexual moment! ☆☆☆ "Ma'am, where are his pants?" That was the one and only question a police officer asked after he busted my boyfriend and I getting busy in the driver's seat of his GT. We were both 18 and it didn't occur to us that parking at the roadside picnic area probably wasn't the best idea. At least Officer Cockblock knocked on the car window about a second after we had finished our front seat frolic. Unfortunately for my boyfriend, his pants were misplaced in the midst of our young lust and he was naked from the waist down when he opened the window. The cop got a bird's eye view of my boyfriend's equipment when he pointed his flashlight inside the car. To this day, I still think it's funny that Officer Cockblock blamed me for my boyfriend's missing pants, even though they were found wadded up on the driver's side floorboard. Somehow he just knew I was the bigger miscreant. Funnily enough, he was absolutely correct! ♡♡♡ I truly hope you enjoyed learning a little bit more about me! Curious to learn more? Feel free to ask me anything! ♡Jess ☆☆☆ |
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