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Oh...The Emails We Get Sometimes...lol
Oh...The Emails We Get Sometimes...lol Had one of those strange emails earlier that we sometimes get …. In the grand scheme of things it wasn't the worst I've ever had...just thought I'd share and throw a question out there in the end....lol Sender was a divorced Asian male and this was the extent of his profile besides the regular stats usually listed. Introduction- (on his profile) Unwavering tool box that I have ! The email went like this: (senders name not included for obvious reasons) The GUY You writing a thesis? Just get to the point, lady 8/9/2017 8:10 am Me You write your profile the way you like...and I'll write mine the way I want!! You don't get to tell me what to do..or how to do it!! Thanks and have a great day! 8/9/2017 10:19 am The GUY You're right, sorry 8/9/2017 10:20 am Me Thank you...... 8/9/2017 10:46 am The GUY Don't need to fuck you unless you beg me if you want ? 8/9/2017 11:17 am Me Thanks...not looking to fuck right now! And I don't beg anyone to fuck me...nor do I beg to fuck anyone......strictly voluntary....lol 8/9/2017 11:34 am The GUY Thanks for your opinion. Don't feel like to volunteer to fuck you or any other... coz I got some over flow cushions...lol 8/9/2017 11:38 am Me Oooooooooooooooooooooook!! Good luck with that!!.......lol 8/9/2017 11:43 am The Guy Thanks babe 8/9/2017 11:58 am WTF does that mean? What are overflow cushions? Am I missing a new sex toy or what?...lol Each day is certainly an experience in the weird and sometimes unusual on this site…..lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL |
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On any given day here at A*F*F....it sure can feel like you're in the.......... Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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8/9/2017 10:09 am |
Perhaps an overflow cushion is something he needs because his ship is sinking and he wants to save his ass with a cushion? Perhaps I need to google that. I have only looked for someone that would enjoy mutual fun together, not an overflow cushion. Lol 😎 Cum follow my blog and feel free to leave a comment. It's what makes the chat interesting!
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Perhaps an overflow cushion is something he needs because his ship is sinking and he wants to save his ass with a cushion? Perhaps I need to google that. I have only looked for someone that would enjoy mutual fun together, not an overflow cushion. Lol 😎 Mutual fun is always the best!! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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that was weird
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Well....I think the guy must just be fucking a pillow.....after Googling over flow pillow and even checking out a sex toy website (love the stuff they have...lol)- I could find nothing...... Hope he finds some fun with his cushion...and washes it often...haha! If anyone has heard the term before and knows what it is (if other than an ordinary pillow/cushion)...let me know! Perhaps he was being insulting and it went over my head...but he did say any other too.....lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Maybe it's a bot and it picked up a couple of random words for that sentence - hmm we need a verb and a noun. I know, overflow cushions!
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that was weird Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Kinda thought so too.....lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Maybe it's a bot and it picked up a couple of random words for that sentence - hmm we need a verb and a noun. I know, overflow cushions! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Hi tam18974. thanks for sharing... I'm amazed at the patience that some have displayed on this site... It contrasts vividly with the lack of patience that most have... I live and let live... and, runaway quickly from what I don't like... it would seem that he is sending out an urgent appeal for help... an SOS, so to speak... this might squeeze in... The Police - "Message in a Bottle" Just a castaway An island lost at sea Another lonely day With no one here but me More loneliness Than any man could bear Rescue me before I fall into despair I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle A year has passed since I wrote my note But I should have known this right from the start Only hope can keep me together Love can mend your life But love can break your heart I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle Walked out this morning Don't believe… To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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8/9/2017 11:06 am |
That is strange.. You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!
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Hi tam18974. thanks for sharing... I'm amazed at the patience that some have displayed on this site... It contrasts vividly with the lack of patience that most have... I live and let live... and, runaway quickly from what I don't like... it would seem that he is sending out an urgent appeal for help... an SOS, so to speak... this might squeeze in... The Police - "Message in a Bottle" Just a castaway An island lost at sea Another lonely day With no one here but me More loneliness Than any man could bear Rescue me before I fall into despair I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle A year has passed since I wrote my note But I should have known this right from the start Only hope can keep me together Love can mend your life But love can break your heart I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle Walked out this morning Don't believe… I try to be a pretty patient person and a nice one most times too. But I'll be the first one to say...I can be a bitch too....given enough provocation....lol I'm not sure what he needs...other than his flow cushion apparently! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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That is strange.. Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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A combination of illiteracy, English not being his first language, and typing on a phone with autocorrect. Plus - he's lacking social skills, and is an idiot. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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8/9/2017 1:20 pm |
Yeah, and he's telling all his friends "this chick wanted to fuck me but I blew her off"
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WOW..some things men mail to us.."-S
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It was weird....and most I just let go, but I didn't like his opening comment...so it got my Irish up a little....lol It sometimes makes for some entertainment if nothing else...lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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I like your replies. You killed him with kindness while at the same time putting your foot down. And honestly I am a nice person, but if someone ticks me off or tries to tell me what to do...I can get a little testy...lol I have a few blogs on here that are similar.... Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Ohhh.....I like to play with some of the idiots that send stupid or mean emails too. I feel I do a pretty good job of setting them straight..and have fun doing it......lol I actually warn them at the end sometimes that they're gonna wind up being part of a blog....but I do keep their profile name out. I'm not that brutal, plus it's against TOU's and I'd hate to get thrown off of A*F*F....lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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A combination of illiteracy, English not being his first language, and typing on a phone with autocorrect. Plus - he's lacking social skills, and is an idiot. I'm sure the other things came in to play as well.....it just made me laugh...lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Yeah, and he's telling all his friends "this chick wanted to fuck me but I blew her off" Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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I guess that I find it at times some what unbelievable how some people elect to communicate, articulate and express themselves, not only over the internet, or behind a computer monitor / screen, but even in public. I wonder if they will and or ever fully mature at any age? I often imagine that the mature adult morals of many humans is something that time has eroded away and reveled those whom demand and imagine their own worth is above others. Life and people are indeed odd to say the least. People most definitely can be hard to understand and very odd...lol Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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WOW..some things men mail to us.."-S Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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